that is, my friends, what lindsay just said.

this is megan by the way. i decided that lindsay needed to update her nutang.
so now she is.

this is my interview with lindsay since shes such a lazy ass:

M: hows life?
L: peachy

M: hows life tomorrow?
L: bananaey?

M: hows school going for ya?
L: it sucks.

M: why?
L: i hate homework

M: how was your christmas?
L: i hate christmas

M: oh... well... hows your love life?
L: i don't have one. i'm too fat.

M: trimpsa, baby! haha... jkizzle. ok
how many pets do you have?
L: 10

M: who do you hate at the moment?
L: marie

M: who do you want to lick at the moment?
L: jays brother

M: did you just fart?
L: why, yes, i did. can you smell it?

M: mmm-hmm. it burns my nostrils. whos your hero?
L: micheal angelo

M: why?
L: because he reminds me of myself

M: what was the last dream you had?
L: my sister died. and then i cried.

M: isn't napolean dynamite a great movie?
L: yes.

M: what do you like to do when you're watching t.v.?
L: ...eat chocolate.

M: what do you do in your spare time?
L: poop.

M: mmm. do you like corn?
L: no, not particularly.

M: do you enjoy the sensation of your knuckle hair being burned off by wax?
L: not par-tic-u-lar-ly

M: is it true that when you think about me you touch yourself?
L: yes. yes it is.

M: isn't that a lovely ass to the right?
L: mm, no.

M: whats your favorite movie at the moment?
L: anchorman

M: thats a wonderful movie. whos your favorite character?
L: Brick

M: yes, i agree. if you could be a super person, what power and name would you give yourself?
L: leaping louie, the flying squirell.

M: are you a pizzirizzo?
L: yes

M: do you 'drop it like its hot' when a pimps in the crib ma?
L: yes, i do. and when the pigs try to get at me, i'll park it like it hot.

M: do you roll the best weed?
L: yes, because i have it going on.

M: what is your most important new years resolution?
L: to have straight a's.

M: whats your best memory of 2004?
L: uhh 2004 sucked.

M: why do you say that?
L: because it just did.. nothing important happened. nothing fun happened.

M: what an optimistic child. do you have a bellybutton? ms. rock doesn't...
L: yes i do.

i hope you enjoyed this crazy.. thing. i sure did!
happy new year.
GOOD BYE TWO THOUSAND FOUR!!!!!!!!!
-megan and a little bit of lindsay.

haha lindsay. you need to update next time. happy new year guys!
» 2%milk on 2005-01-01 04:59:32

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