Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community.

The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, the Hostess Twinkies and Captain Crunch.

The grave site was piled high with flours. Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Born and bread in Minnesota, Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes.
Despite being a little flaky at times, he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions.

Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, three children: John Dough, Jane Dough and Dosey Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.
The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

If you smiled, please rise to the occasion and pass it on to someone having a crumby day and kneads a lift.


I found that thing at work and I took a picture of it so that I could type it up here. It's not like laugh out loud funny, but it's enough to make you smile. Which, I suppose, is the point. Feel free to copy and paste it wherever you please. E-mail it to people. Repost it to your page; like I said, wherever you'd like.

I was finally able to sleep in today. I had to get up early to bring Jacob to work, but then I came back home and passed out again. Working 16 straight hours really does take a toll on you. Yesterday was the last of the overtime, though. At least for a while. I'm okay with that. But if it comes up again, I'll probably try to snag some. It's always nice to have some extra cash on hand.

Anywho, nothing really is going on right now. I'm just enjoying my days off. Jacob will be home soon {he's taking the bus because I didn't know what time I'd be waking up} so we might do something once he gets home. It's raining, though {big surprise right?} so I'm not sure if walking around downtown is the best idea. Oh well. I'm sure we'll figure something out. Hop is in theaters now so perhaps we'll go to the movies.

For some reason, all I can think of when I see the word 'Pillsbury' is pigs in a blanket. That is basically the only image that was in my head as I read this... obituary.
» randomjunk on 2011-04-05 02:35:05

If I'm assuming correctly, the names in the obituary are brand names right? I only know Play Dough. I hope you had fun today! I'm heading to watch RIO in a bit
» Nuttz on 2011-04-05 05:44:59

It made me smile. I love the Pillsbury doughboy and his little "whoohoo" everytime you poke him.
» frostbitten on 2011-04-05 11:56:16

HAHAHAHhahaha, this was hilarious
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