Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A very
attractive blonde woman from Charleston, South Carolina arrived ...and
bet twenty-thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice.

She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I play
topless." With that, she stripped to the waist; rolled the dice; and
yelled, "Come on, baby....Southern Girl needs new clothes!" As the dice
came to a stop, she jumped up-and-down....and squealed... "YES! YES! I
WON! I WON!" She hugged each of the dealers...and then picked up her
winnings and her clothes, and quickly departed.

The dealers stared at each other dumfounded. Finally, one of them
asked, "What did she roll?"

The other answered, "I don't know... I thought you were watching."



Moral -
Not all Southerners are stupid.
Not all blondes are dumb.
But all men..are men

This is one of my favourite blonde jokes ever! :)
» MidnightRider on 2006-07-28 09:54:58

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