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Goddamn Piece Of Shit Fucking JERK!!!!
Friday. 7.28.06 8:18 pm
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Tuesday. 8.23.05 10:31 am
watching: BoohBah *shudders*

mood: MY IQ IS DROPPING RAPIDLY!!!!
=Have you ever felt like you've been tossed in the dryer with a bunch of rocks.. and run on high till you're tender?? Well that's how i feel.. for some reason.. I'm incredibly sore... Could be worse i guess...
Well.. maybe not.. i just got stuck watching the most annoying TV show on Earth.. and now we've moved onto the most pointless.. What the hell are them little blobs on Boohbah sposed to be anyhow.. my daughter is convinced that they are Teletubby babies... I think they're damned annoying... they look like jello pears with eyes... and something.. i can't put my finger on what.. seems a bit sexually suggestive.... *chuckles* What gets me.. is that there are people in there. It's a good thing there are heads on them suits.. i sure as hell wouldn't wanna be identifiable as the purple teletubby *giggles* I guess it's all about my daughter.. if she likes it.. that's really all that matters.. maybe i'll move the computer away from the TV room... just to preserve what little sanity i have left....

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"Son, I'm a priest. Your language is uncalled for!"

"No, Father, that's what kind of fish it is - a Son of a Bitch fish!"

"Really? Well then, help me land this Son of a Bitch!"

Once in the boat, they marveled at the size of the monster.

"Father, that's the biggest Son of a Bitch I've ever seen."

"Yes, it is a big Son of a Bitch. What should I do with it?"

"Why, eat it of course. You've never tasted anything as good as Son of a Bitch!"

Elated, the priest headed home to the rectory. While unloading his gear and his prize catch, Sister Mary inquired about his trip.

"Take a look at this big Son of a Bitch I caught!"

Sister Mary gasped and clutched her rosary, "Father!"

"It's OK, Sister. That's what kind of fish it is - a Son of a Bitch fish!"

"Oh, well then, what are you going to do with that big Son of a Bitch?"

Sister Mary informed the priest that the new Bishop was scheduled to visit in a few days and that they should fix the Son of a Bitch for his dinner.

"I'll even clean the Son of a Bitch", she said.

As she was cleaning the huge fish, the Friar walked in.

"What are you doing Sister?"

"Father wants me to clean this big Son of a Bitch for the new Bishop's dinner."

"Sister! I'll clean it if you're so upset! Please watch your language!"

"No, no, no, it's called a Son of a Bitch fish."

Really? Well, in that case, I'll fix up a great meal to go with it, and that Son of a Bitch can be the main course! Let me know when you've finished cleaning that Son of a Bitch."

On the night of the new Bishop's visit, everything was perfect. The Friar had prepared an excellent meal. The wine was fine, and the fish was excellent. The new Bishop said, "This is great fish, where did you get it?"

"I caught that Son of a Bitch!" proclaimed the proud priest.

"And I cleaned the Son of a Bitch!" exclaimed the Sister.

The Friar added, "And I prepared the Son of a Bitch, using a special recipe!"

The new Bishop looked around at each of them. A big smile crept across his face as he said, "You fuckers are my kind of people!"



For centuries, Hindu women have worn a spot on their foreheads. We have always naively thought that it had something to do with their religion.The true story has recently been revealed by the Indian Embassy in Washington, D.C.

When one of these women gets married, she brings with her, a
dowry. On her wedding night, the husband scratches off the spot to see
if he has won either a convenience store, a gas station, a donut shop, or a
motel in the United States.

Just thought you would like to know




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