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Sex is one of life�s most enjoyable physical pleasures, but did you know that it�s also great for your overall health? That�s right-sex has been found to help with conditions ranging from the common cold to high blood pressure. And although you�re not likely to come home from your next doctor�s appointment with a scribbled prescription for sex, it can be highly effective as a preventative measure and complementary treatment. Read on to find out what conditions you�re protecting yourself from every time you enjoy a roll in the hay.

Depression: Without the help of researchers, just about anyone can agree that sex will make you feel good about yourself and just a bit more confident. But one researcher has said there�s a scientific explanation that goes a bit farther. Professor Gordon Gallop says that there�s an unknown chemical in semen that has an antidepressant effect on women.
Pregnancy: Sex is both the cause and the cure for pregnancy. Women who are ready to induce labor often have sex to speed up the process, and research backs up this method. Semen contains prostaglandins, which help the cervix prepare to open, and orgasms produce oxytocin, which will help cause contractions.
Headaches: Although sex can sometimes bring on a headache, it can cure them too. The tension release your body experiences during and after sex can ease restricted blood vessels in the brain.
Menstrual cramps: Sex acts as an analgetic to relieve menstrual pain, primarily because of the relaxation and endorphins sex brings.
Arthritis: In his book, �How to Treat Arthritis with Sex and Alcohol,� rheumatologist Carter V. Multz asserts that sex, as well as alcohol and other complementary treatments, can reduce pain, swelling, and inflammation associated with arthritis.
Common cold: Manfred Schedlovski, a Swiss researcher from Zurich, asserts that sex has a positive effect on phagocytes, which are a part of the immune system that goes after alien bodies, like cold germs, and kills them. Phagocytes are increased signficantly during sex, and will often double after orgasm.
Stress: Orgasms offer a great way to relax, and even nonorgasmic sex offers some relief. Dr. Joshua Golden asserts sex�s relaxation properties, as well as emotional benefits.
Tooth decay: Kissing, as well as oral sex, encourages saliva production. This increase in saliva helps to wash food particles from your teeth, prevents plaque build-up, and helps lower decay-causing acid. Additionaly, seminal plasma has been shown to help prevent tooth decay.
Erectile dysfunction: By exercising your Kegel muscles with frequent sex and delaying ejaculation, men can help strengthen muscles enough to help with minor erection problems.
High blood pressure: Semen has been found to lower blood pressure in women. Specifically, swallowing semen can help ward off preeclampsia, which is a dangerously high blood pressure that sometimes occurs during pregnancy.
Insomnia: Many people find that the relaxation they experience after sex helps them go to sleep.
Prostate cancer: Men who ejaculate more frequently have been found to be at a lower risk of developing prostate cancer.
Hangovers: Sex may not save your liver, but it will help you shake off a funk. Having sex will help boost your endorphins and oxytocins, which stimulate muscle contraction and help you avoid aggressiveness.
Toxic system: Sex gets your blood pumping faster, which helps to rid the body of waste.
Heart disease: Studies have shown that if men have sex twice a week or more, they tend to have a lower risk of heart attack. For women, increased levels of estrogen caused by sex help to protect against heart disease.
Stubborn wounds: Studies have found that oxytocin, which is released during sex, can help wounds heal faster.
Low energy: Sex increases energy through exercise and emotional well-being.
Minor cognitive problems: Whenever you become sexually excited or have an orgasm, the hormone DHEA is released. DHEA has been found to improve cognition.
Skin irritations: The sweat released during sex will cleanse your pores, helping to relieve rashes, blemishes, and other skin problems.
Pain: Orgasm releases endorphins, which will alleviate pain for just about everything.
Obesity: Although few doctors are likely to prescribe a sex diet, the fact is that sex is a form of exercise. Performing the act of sex requires physical activity that will burn calories and strengthen your heart. It�s an especially great exercise for those who have little motivation to get to the gym.
Incontinence: Every time you have sex, you�re exercising your Kegel muscles, which are the same ones you use to stem the flow of urine.
Weak bones and muscles: Sex brings on a boost of testosterone, which helps to make your bones and muscles strong.
Semen allergy: Unfortunately, some women are allergic to their partner�s semen. However, along with other treatments, frequent sex has been found to work as an effective desensitization therapy for this allergy.
Death: That�s right, sex can help ward off death for men. Professor Stuart Brody reports that men who orgasm twice a week are half as likely to die as those who only orgasm once a month.

So everybody, SEX is good! Go have some sex now.

OR Mew will screw you.

Take, for example, an OFFICIALLY LICENCED Pokemon stylus strap for the Nintendo DS, fashioned in such a way that shows how virile these creatures can be.

As soon as I saw him, I had to have him. This isn't some fleamarket knockoff. It's truly an intended accessory for the Nintendo DS released in Japan. They clearly goofed, and redesigned him for a safer second run after they went out. Check out Jupiter's website

Okay, first I have to say this:

HAHAHAHA THAT STYLUS IS HILARIOUS!

And now, I'll continue with my comment.

It looks like sex doesn't help depressed dudes? Unless they do each other? Or does the chemical not even need to be there for guys to feel better?

Also you don't need sex to sweat. :P
» randomjunk on 2008-07-12 08:00:47

yeah, I'm going to have to ring the bullshit alarm. Sweat helps you get rid of blemishes? Hardly. And people who say that sex decreases your stress are people who think in the very short term (and usually people angling to get laid in the short term, as well.) Any activity that brings microbes from one vessel to another is bound to result in more disease.
» Zanzibar on 2008-07-12 06:22:39

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