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Darth Maul

Many people argue that Darth Maul should have survived Episode I, but here's my theory.

Darth Maul had to die to show two things:
1) Obi Wan is a hard ass
2) Symmetry.

Now, the only thing that stops me is that Darth Maul does not look the way he does because it's his genes... no, those marks are tattooed onto his head... almost like George Washington, who had his face that we see tattooed on, when really he looked like Adrian Brody.

Darth Tyrranus may have sucked ass, but Maul needed to die. End of story.

dare I say I have no idea how this money thing works? But I have a feeling it's gonna rip my heart out at more than one point...

love, chris

Yeah yeah... back and stuff

Monday. 3.7.11 12:38 am

So my year might have been more brutal than initially anticipated.

Currently, I live with my mother and stepfather in a house that is structurally a nightmare (we all know it)... in Edgewater, Maryland. FUN FACT! Edgewater is actually the only town as racist as central PA that is actually located in the direct middle of Baltimore and D.C.

SO! Not only is stand-up beyond improbable, but acting jobs are also kind of rough. Oh, and thanks to the knock up job of our Elephant friends in Congress, it is God damn fucking cunt ass shit balls impossible to get a job that pays over minimum wage here... so it appears I'll be stuck in this situation for some time.

But I try to keep positive, hell, at least I haven't turned to heroin yet...

Anyway... I am not gonna make any promises about my loyalty or how often I will post this time around... all I ask is that you guys welcome me back knowing that I am going to try. I feel my less than average life can at least make you chuckle every now and then.

Love,
Dorms

4 Comments.

Welcome back! And hey, don't feel pressured to post constantly or anything. Whatever you want to write is fine. :P
» randomjunk on 2011-03-07 01:05:41

Welcome back!

Is heroin easy to find in Edgewater? I hear it's pricier than meth, so I have to wonder considering the current economy.
» Amelie on 2011-03-07 05:35:11

Good point... I should probably start looking into meth....
» Dormanium on 2011-03-08 03:04:02

Meth messes up your face. If I had to choose, I'd say go for alcohol. Nobody can see your liver and you're less likely to go to jail.
» Amelie on 2011-03-08 02:43:26

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