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Jon?

You got me so..
Thursday, March 1, 2007
I’m not trying to pressure you
Just can’t stop thinkin’ ’bout you
You ain’t even really gotta be my girlfriend
I just wanna know your name, and maybe some time,
We can hook up, hang out, just chill


"The best things in life are chocolate," Britney says after offering me some dark chocolate.
"Well, you should get with me then. I'll be the chocolate to your caramel, baby doll," I think to myself. I should've said it out loud.

Anyway, I'm in the 7-9:45 PM night class I have every Monday(and only Monday, one day a week for three hours.) and she's sitting next to me. We talk on and off over the span of the next four hours, three in class and then one walking her back to her dorm, during which time I learn there's some other guy who likes her.

"Hm.. I wonder where I should take him on the 20th, his 18th birthday," she ponders outloud. "We usually go to clubs and I get him in anyway, but.."

I tell her to take him to Chuck E. Cheese and I hope she does, so that a giant rat will eat him.

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39 Comments.


LOL!! You should tell her well, maybe we could go to the club sometime to celebrate my birthday.. and make up a date like March 3rd. LOl!
» KkaMA67 on 2007-03-01 11:34:51

Work
I stayed so late at work last night and I missed the review for my midterm. The teacher told the whole class what was going to be on the test and I MISSED it!

Damn! I hate my job!
» KkaMA67 on 2007-03-01 11:38:13

I don't think Chuck has actually ever eaten anyone...yet
» etheracide on 2007-03-01 12:05:23

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I agree. But the part that's hard is actually going with the flow, especially if, to extend the metaphor, the shoreline is no longer in sight. When you're all the way out there, it's hard to keep calm. Under extraordinary circumstances, people can do irrational things.
» ranor on 2007-03-01 12:16:53

It is, indeed!
» Bartholomew on 2007-03-01 01:58:20

if you would have said that out loud, you would be my hero.

I just could NOT imagine you saying something like that in real life.... could not.
» of_your_mind on 2007-03-01 02:11:06

and what? her boyfriend is 17? is he in highschool?
LAME.
» of_your_mind on 2007-03-01 02:13:54

mmm chocolate is one of the best things in the world.
haha, what a news story that would be 'Chuck E. Cheese, formerly known as a kids play place, now to be shut down due to an unfortunate circumstance. The rat has snapped and has now resorted to killing.'
Re: comment, nah, I'm not gonna buy a baseball bat just so, on the off chance, I actually decide to walk at 3 in the morning. I'll just wait till I get a car so I can drive somewhere at that time of morning. Its much safer that way.
» LostSoul13 on 2007-03-01 03:04:58

Hi Dilated!!
that was my senior song.

and thanks.
» Helena on 2007-03-01 04:14:37

Wow. That sounds like a jokebook pickup line.
» randomjunk on 2007-03-01 05:25:44

Even if the rat didn't eat him, you know he would bury him up to his neck in the ball pit and gnaw on his face.

And you know he carries the plague.

And I don't appreciate your sarcasm about my friday nights. Some people are just so busy watching movies on YouTube that they don't have time to update on nutang, mmmK??? That's called having a [pathetic] LIFE, mmmKK????
» Zanzibar on 2007-03-03 12:52:23

No, I won *5* dollars. My net win was a dollar. :p
» ikimashokie on 2007-03-03 04:27:42

No... I just won a dollar. :p
» ikimashokie on 2007-03-03 04:34:38

SRA is the company that i'm applying to. the job i'd being doing there is data entry.
» nickalinkos on 2007-03-04 12:35:14

i dont like to eat sheep! i am a vegitarian!

but i guess its okay fo you to eat them!
» iammagic_biotch on 2007-03-04 12:50:38

those guys are awesome at singing. I had to go and listen to all of my awesome Boyz II Men songs.... not that I have any Boyz II Men songs... leave me alone!
» Zanzibar on 2007-03-04 01:28:24

There's a problem with your I
» ikimashokie on 2007-03-04 01:30:11

....
That's supposed to be a lessthan 3 heart there...

for I "heart" Jon foundation... I have a cousin and an uncle named Jon.
» ikimashokie on 2007-03-04 01:36:43

^___^
Thanks for the comment!
» Mockiller on 2007-03-04 01:58:38

THE WORD.
» randomjunk on 2007-03-04 04:40:37

the word.
» randomjunk on 2007-03-04 04:44:12

the word..
» randomjunk on 2007-03-04 04:50:28

I don't know two of those things.
» randomjunk on 2007-03-04 04:52:50

Thank you for the comment about my son.

I'll try hard to keep him away, but it's not my fault if he gets more girls than his father lol
» AmbrosiaB on 2007-03-04 06:00:36

Thanks for the recommendation by the way, I've never had that before.. haha
» AmbrosiaB on 2007-03-04 06:05:26

dont forget unstable and vain.
and if a giant rat doesnt eat him, im pretty sure that he'll get food poisoning or grease overdose.
» bananaface on 2007-03-04 08:21:12

I LIKE THIS SIDE OF YOU.
A lot.

Giant rats and baby dolls, et cetera.
I mean really.
» sarah on 2007-03-04 10:42:01

I want cheap pizza, now.
Lovely voice, purple-shirt man. Same goes to you, back-up-singer-guy.

The only thing I ever liked about Check E. Cheese's [even as a kid] were the games. The rat suit guy was just lame. Or anything in a suit, actually. Waaaay too much like Barney... poser. =P
» invisible on 2007-03-04 11:54:27

Lol. Thanks. But it's been too long!

And aww... That sucks that she's already with someone. I would offer some advice but I don't think it'd help much. And I go with my little brother to Chuck E. Cheese's sometimes. I like the frog game. Lol.

Anyways. I hope that you've been great!
» thisdisease on 2007-03-05 04:09:47

Yeah, Chuck E Cheese would eat anyone nowadays. So I'm guessing this girl must be Vanessa Hudgenson. Haha. Just make sure that when she take him to Chuck E. cheese she wears like a cat costume, so she won't get eaten.
» Ajibalaji89 on 2007-03-05 08:15:37

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haha thanks for that near heroic offer. i figure, a trip to the library for some charging every now and then wont kill me though :)
» nrtnSCorporate on 2007-03-05 09:40:04

No, I didn't. :0
» randomjunk on 2007-03-06 04:07:08

Show me first.
» randomjunk on 2007-03-06 06:36:10

SHOW ME FIRST!!!!!!!!
» randomjunk on 2007-03-06 06:42:24

Ooooh I like the new layout!
» LittleBrit on 2007-03-08 04:01:07

HERES YOUR FUTURE WIFE!! LOL

» changbang on 2007-03-09 12:23:30

hey, I'll be in Houston starting tomorrow and lasting until early in the morning next Saturday. So for like a week. Where do you live in Texas, anyway?
» Zanzibar on 2007-03-09 10:23:00

LOL He would probably like that place a lot! XD
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