emily.

My friend Ishmael has a roommate named Terrence. We call Terrence the p-i-m-p because he has a couple of girlfriends. He has two main ones though, and we call them home team and away team, because home team lives in Huntsville, where Terrence is from, and away team lives here in Birmingham. Terrence claims that someday he's going to marry home team and then he'll never cheat on her again. Just, right now he needs to get all the cheating and stuff "out of his system." Ishmael and I both really like home team because she's cool and smart and nice. Away team on the other hand is annoying and super immature. Well home team came down this weekend to visit, so Terrence told away team he was going out of town. It worked out great until yesterday. Okay, home team, me and Jarret were sitting in the living room watching tv. All of a sudden I hear a knock on the door. I was like, "oh shit, nobody ever knocks on the door unless it's for Terrence..." so I look out the peep hole and there's this girl standing out there. I'm like, oh no oh no, what should I do. So I just stand there for a second, and then home team goes "What are you doing?" and I say, "oooohhh... just seeing who it is." So I crack open the door and go "who are you looking for?" and she's like, "I need to know if Terrence is here." Well none of us knew where he was so I was like, "Sorry, he's gone." This whole time home team was just sitting there, looking a little angry. So the girl leaves, and home team goes to Terrences room. Then Ishmael and Josh show up and they're both like, "Oh my gosh, away team is down there, and Terrence is yelling at her, it's crazy!" Then Terrence came back up looking mad, and went to his room. Ish went and locked the door, and we were just chilling. Then we heard a knock. Ish looked out the peep hole and away team was there, so he just ignored her and sat back down. Then she knocked again. And again. Getting louder and louder. So Terrence comes out of his room and talks to her AGAIN. So then Matt calls and I'm talking to him. Then, all of a sudden, that girl who was at the door earlier (she must be away teams good friend or something) just walks in the apartment, comes right over to me and goes, "Does Terrence have a girl over?" I just shrugged and looked at her and she says, "Does he?!?" And I said, "Excuse me, but I'm on the phone." So she just left. Then I got off the phone, and about 10 minutes later she came back in and points at Jarrets room and goes, "Is that his room??" And Jarret was like, "no its mine." And then she just walked into Ishmaels room and started looking around in it and stuff. Then she went into Jarrets room. She would have gone to Terrences but Ish stood in the way, so she finally left. Then Terrence came back in, and told us that everything was worked out, and that he kicked away team to the curb. Hurray, we were glad because she sucks. I was a little worried though, because she's in my psych. class and I was afraid she was going to come and bitch at me, but she wasn't there. Turns out that she was with Terrence and I guess they worked things out for real, and now they're back together. He's such a dumbass! I swear, if Matt EVER does that to me, I'm going to kill him. Anyway, I just thought that was kind of a funny story. I'll update when I hear more about home team and away team.