Kroger's is now selling bags you can buy in order to bag your own groceries. Yay, no more plastic bags all over the house! So I picked one up and continued shopping. I bought some sorbet and nacho ingredients (we all know how much I looove making nachos). I assumed the bagger would bag all of my food items in my new, special bagging bag, which is used for... bagging. She did not bag my stuff. She instead bagged my food in a plastic bag and then put my special bagging bag in another plastic bag. Which completely defeated the purpose of the bag. I walked outside with my sister and said, "Hey, she bagged my bagging bag, that's not how it's supposed to work!" And an old hippie turned around and cackled at us.
I still hate hippies.
-Okay, new story.-
I went swimming with two friends yesterday. When we first got to the pool we saw a raccoon, awwwwwww. Not even an hour after that we saw an all white cat, oooooooooooh. After we ate free pizza and drank warm beer, we saw this bird swoop down and drop something. I said, "Hey, that bird just dropped something, I'm going to see what it is! Maybe it's a stick!" Birds dropping sticks is intriguing? I don't know why I cared. So I scampered to the other side of the pool and saw... a dead baby bird, ewwwwwwwwww. It was pinky sized, and I don't know why the hell another bird MURDERED it, but it sort of ruined pool day.
poor bird...
» Southern on 2007-05-13 06:01:38
haha, stupid hippies.
» Zanzibar on 2007-05-13 07:38:56
but the fact that they bagged your BAG is just freakin' hilarious. :)
Once my sister got a fortune cookie and it said, "Avoid gambling" and then on the back of the fortune it was like, "Lucky numbers:"
» Zanzibar on 2007-05-13 07:40:23
Aww poor baby birdie. :'(
» randomjunk on 2007-05-13 07:51:48
They should've told their staff not to do that since they're selling the grocery bags..
» Nuttz on 2007-05-13 11:52:02
Aww poor baby bird. :( I want a dove.
» Kirei on 2007-05-14 05:32:45
Maybe a human touched it. Birds kill their babies if a human touches it. Why, I have no idea. Maybe they realized how fucked up the human race is.
» Le_Jes on 2007-05-17 08:54:17
Yeah, probably. But he wants me back.. again. So idk.
» Le_Jes on 2007-05-19 04:04:22
yep free pizza is amazing
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