Finals are coming up and I've been super busy. Sorry. I really don't have time to do a whole update. However, I re-discovered my sisters book "Mountain Man Dance Moves The McSweeney's Book of Lists" (Some of you may recall the adorable koala list, found
here). So I'm going to share some hilarious lists with you all. Enjoy.
EIGHT REASONS WHY A TYRANNOSAUR CAUGHT IN A TORNADO IS A FUNNY THING TO THINK ABOUT
by: Austin Allen
1. The tiny, flailing arms.
2. The helpless "RARRRRRR!"
3. The angry, wild-eyed expression.
4. That dinosaur with the sail on his back floats by and he's just cruisin'
5. The landing.
6. The
Wizard of Oz music playing in the background. What an anachronism!
7. Tyrannosaurs inhabited the western United States, an area of the county known for its heavy tornado activity. Statistically speaking, it is probably that the scenario in question actually happened at least once. In th is, as in all enduring comedy, there is a grain of indubitable truth inside the humor.
8. "RARRRRRR!" Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! "RAAAARRRRRRRRRR!"
Oh how I love that list. 2 more and then I'm done.
TWO BUGS ON DISPLAY AT THE MONTREAL INSECTARIUM, THE FIRST OF WHICH I THOUGHT VERY IMPRESSIVE UNTIL I SAW THE SECOND
by: Dan Guterman
Centipede
Millipede
PUNCH LINES THAT WOULD ONLY SEEM FUNNY TO YOU AND THE GUY YOU JUST SPENT THE LAST TEN YEARS WITH IN A PIT
by: Mike Sacks
"When the buzzard came down and ate that dead rat's eye."
"The month we couldn't move because we were so weak with hunger."
"The insects."
"The sun that time."
"When that kid peeked over the lip of the hole and then ran off and never came back, he almost slipped and fell in also. The look in his eyes, oh man!"
"Hallucinating for the entirety of 1999 that we were characters in a classic Beach Boys song."
"Let's get serious now. The past ten years have been a hell of a ride, bro. Good times."
So, for more fun times, you guys should probably check out www.mcsweeneys.net
It's funny.
lol, that's great ^_^ the t-rex in a tornado one made me think of The Robinsons. I still haven't gone to see that movie yet.. XO
» invisible on 2007-04-28 02:10:45
#7 probably did happen. It would've been hilarious if we could actually see it happen. And I just started laughing when the person described the dinosaur as the dinosaur with a sail on his back.
» Ajibalaji89 on 2007-04-29 06:20:45
Our favorite person is recommending ... everything.
Poor T-rex.
» ikimashokie on 2007-04-30 01:17:24
Those are funny,hope you do well on those finals
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