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Tuesday, October 3, 2006
I haven't updated in a while. It's because I've been really boring lately and haven't wanted to sucker you guys into reading about it.

There's this bird that's been outside my window for the past month. Every morning at around 6 it starts this chirping... A godfuckingawful super high pitched, short CHIP! CHIP! CHIP!

Over and over and over and over. I don't know what kind of bird it is. A devil bird? A mocking bird? You can't kill those. Can you? Oh, I know what it is. It's Fucking Dead When I Get My Hands On It. That's what it is. Yesterday I threw an empty beer bottle at it (we seem to have lots of those lying around the yard) and that shut it up for about 8 and a half minutes. Just long enough for me to drift into sweet, sweet sleep, but not long enough for me to go completely under. I hate you bird.

I hate you.

That's about as interesting as I get today. I've got a bunch of homework to do. So, I'm going to take a nap.



16 Comments.


That's reminds me of a movie. It has Sarah Jessica Parker in it and her roommate is annoyed by this bird throughout the whole movie. She ends up shooting it. XD
» Kirei on 2006-10-03 04:12:39

awwwwww >_
» Kuri on 2006-10-03 04:14:00

urg cut off x_x; rest of comment:

last night my sister had a temper tantrum at some unearthly hour in the morning for *no reason* whatsoever... well... actually her reason was cos my mummy went to sleep in her room without telling her (it was getting too squished on their bed cos my sister insisted on sleeping with my parents) and it woke *everyone* up.

i didnt get a good nights sleep. its a wonder i managed to survive today x_x;

but anyways, dont kill the birdie! why dont you throw food at it instead, then it'll keep it's mouth occupied whilst you can drift to sleep =D

L8r,

—×Kuri×—
» Kuri on 2006-10-03 04:14:23

You should buy a gun and just shoot the bird. Then eat it. Set an example so the other birds know not to fuck with you.
» eXiled on 2006-10-03 04:26:27

chiiiirrrrrppppp!
How bout that? Nooo! Don't shoot me! >.
» Silver-dot- on 2006-10-03 05:33:26

argh! cut off, too.
Get nice and close with birdseed/crumbs and POUNCE! Gotcha! Put him in a box and throw the box into a club. See how it likes noise now.

Make sure it sees your cheshire grin. Hehehe...
» Silver-dot- on 2006-10-03 05:35:07

perhaps you can tear up lots of styrofoam, and spray tons of aerosol, thus ripping more holes in the ozone layer, and exposing said bird to dangerous UV rays. moreover, you slow roast the bird, and eat him for dinner. delicious.

cheers,
sank
» thaitanic on 2006-10-03 07:19:39

IT'S PROBABLY YOUR MOM
My mom used to find out all the things I did wrong from a little bird that told her so! Be careful what you do around that birdie!
» (68.47.239.216) on 2006-10-03 08:45:37

So...
You're saying I should close the blinds when I shoot up?

Good advice, thanks.


» Chloefoxx on 2006-10-03 08:49:35

Costumes
I can see why the good ones are so expensive, but do they have to be? I wish they were cheaper. lol
» Kirei on 2006-10-03 11:16:16

You should take a hose and shoot down the nest.
» dave on 2006-10-03 11:56:49

of course i have a dog named stan lee! who doesn't?

lol huzzah for dr. doom! that's an awesome cat name. it's very....cat like.


haha that sucks about the bird problem! not much you can do there huh.
» darthkaylee on 2006-10-04 03:28:26

Do you really think the bird reads your blog?
» jay (74.117.211.49) on 2006-10-04 06:04:18

the bird thing sucks....
but the whole random beer bottles lying around the yard seems to be the REAL problem...what are you going to do if it hails one day....all of the bottles shatter...and the wind blows every single pair of shoes and socks that you own out into the yard? You will have to walk across tons of broken glass to retrieve them...i hope you have tough feet
» Rip-Tide-Prophecy on 2006-10-06 10:49:28

it's probably not a mocking bird. those apparently do nothing but sing sweet, beautiful music. i don't know, i just read that book over the summer, hah. i would suggest curtains 'cause i've heard they block out noise or something but i'm not totally sure.
» hikarixgaki on 2006-10-07 08:29:25

Awh.
Don't hurt the bird. Just... knock it out and drive it to Montana, then dump into a big, empty field. :]
» Le_Jes on 2006-10-08 10:49:51

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