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Wednesday, August 16, 2006
I went and saw The Descent today. Pretty gross, lots of fun. But you know what the best part was? When a crazy lady in a big pink hat told me to quit threatening her after I told her to please be quiet. This was at least 45-minutes into the movie, and she hadn't stopped talking since she sat down. Thanks for ruining the ambience of a scary fucking movie. How am I supposed to get scared and jumpy and tense when I'm distracted by you? How? I can't! And I asked 2 times and she totally ignored me. So I asked one last time. Nicely.

That's right. I leaned forward and said, "Excuse me! Could please stop talking?" I got the staredown. I finally looked back and said, "What? I paid, just like you."

This bitch was sitting with her 90-year old mother, and they were having some sort of HILARIOUS conversation. Why? The movies aren't a place to talk. It's a place to SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH FOR THE 90 FUCKING MINUTES THE MOVIE LASTS!

Talk through the commercials, talk through the previews but shut you goddamn YAP when the movie starts. Or I'll slap you (in my mind... like a mind bitchslap; very enjoyable, I highly recommend it).

Or, in this case, NICELY ask you to shut it. And what the hell does she say back to me?

"You stop threatening me. I'll call the police on you! I'm a police officer, you stop talking to me! I'll call the police!"

WHAT? I don't deal with crazy people, I can't, I won't, it just... I can't. I refuse. I'm not going to have some crazy cunt in a giant hat tell me she's going to call the cops on me.

So I told! I told on her. I said fine, that's fine. And politely asked an usher what the hell I'm supposed to do about some bat shit crazy old "cop" lady and her old mom and their incessent talking. I explained the whole "I'm a-gonna call the police on you" bit and he said not to worry about. But here comes the best part...

Nice usher boy stood at the front of the theater to make sure Miss Crazy kept quiet and I guess that upset her in some way so she decided to go have a word with him... And she tripped over her ancient prune of a mother and fell right on her face.

Thanks karma.
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LoL
Haha. Hey, Its not that bad... I expect it to be full of profanities and stuff. But it really serve her right to fall flat on her face. Haha.

Reminds me of Alicia Key's song, Karma. Haha. How I wish some people in my life gets wat they most deserve.
» siti84 on 2006-08-16 02:27:34

LOL
You got to love it when Karma bitch slapes someone right in the kisser. I hate movie talkers too...
» KaraMia (192.103.152.43) on 2006-08-16 11:53:38

Old women seem to get meaner and ruder as they age. Somehow they think they've earned that right. I'd have spent my time kicking the shit out of the back of her chair during the movie.
» mike (68.115.54.160) on 2006-08-16 12:38:50

LMFAO
omg! lol yeah feel teh same way for big mouths... yeah! the "so-called senior sepcial privileges" so suck. ;(
» frostbitten on 2006-08-16 05:55:31

Rofl!
Movie ticket -- $12
Pop corn and a large coke -- $20
Seeing a rude crazy woman get humiliated, then laughing -- priceless.

Also, thanks for the condolenses. I hope this year is good. ^^
» Le_Jes on 2006-08-16 06:43:20

Wow a lot of rude people go to your theater. >.< It does serve her right to fall like that. Age doesn't give anything, except more years to live. She had no right.
» Kirei on 2006-08-16 11:08:33

HAHA
you go girl!
» Bizzle_whore on 2006-08-18 04:16:42

Ah, Karma
Awesome :)
» Katie (66.214.249.161) on 2006-08-20 02:11:56

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