I'm watching Lie to Me on the iPhone and putting my life on hold staring at the smug Cal Lightman.

The Mentalist Simon Baker was annoying cute and I followed him for 2 seasons.

Lesson learned: Stay away from body language experts

Mr Darcy was enamoured with "the fine eyes" of Elizabeth Bennet. I am bewitched by the lead actor's all knowing eyes. Good thing it's all reel life.

Where will we all be without lies?

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