I love the way clear water rappels slowly down the side of an orange. Falling slightly, but stopping. Caught in a wrinkle, then gathering up the nerve to continue on. And once at the base, what awaits the water? Defeat, agony, inevitable sloth. Lazy water! Though you caress yourself like a cat along its legs, you will never steal the zest of an orange. It is not your fate. Move on. Help heat the day, you wicked humidity.
No matter how so the air constrains me, no matter how so the heat chokes me, no matter how so the sun crushes me, none can prevail. Avec mon Jus d'Orange, I am invincible. One swig, and I can begin my day. But my love for Orange Juice goes much further than that, comrade. Orange Juice is my one true compatriot. She will never betray me, nor I her. Many morrows have seen my undying lust for her; I drink her by her gallons.
At a time in days of old, I once held her sister Lemonade in my view as the supreme beverage. Her sweet and sour gustatory allure took my buds for a trip. But soon I saw through her facade and discovered the true visage of Lemonade. You sugary temptress! To Hell with you! To Hell! Orange Juice was there to comfort me in my time of crisis. In my time of dying. In my time of rebirth. So mellow and delicate. I love her, truly.
Orange juice is by far superior. I enjoy watching water stream down the sides of windows, while driving, the molecules seem to attach to one another then break off, at will. I've never watched water slide down an orange before, though. » KatnicityAnnToTheMax
on 2005-08-09 06:53:26 I wish I was a plant sometimes
Plants are so content. » flanger001
on 2005-08-09 08:38:14 O Lange!!!
I would be in utter bliss if there was an orange flavored bubble tea. :D Perhaps there is? Mmmm... » little-b
on 2005-08-09 09:10:35 Dunno what bubble tea is....
but this is thought provokingly profound.... » Kahne_Earnhardt_Fan
on 2005-08-09 11:22:15 okay...lol
what do u mean by suicide??? i dunno what ur talking about, but its okay, well, thanks for leaving me a comment, and bye! » Dallasgurl214
on 2005-08-09 03:17:13
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