My dog chews on cow parts. The wrong parts.
Saturday. 3.24.07 11:08 pm
So my dog got this new bone today. Or at least I thought it was a bone. The label read "Cow pizzle." Sounds like something a gansta would say...shizzle my nizzle, pizzle! You can look it up if you like...or I could just paraphrase.
Basically Clarence is now chewing on this "pizzle", which has been entwined in the most gruesome of fashions, and also smells like hell. Blehhh
Maybe a lot of people know about this. Maybe I've just been out of the loop for a while. It's too bad that this stuff is actually good for dogs, since all the chewing helps destroy tartar buildup...because I'd rather just get rid of it lol.
I think I had A.D.D. or something, because I cannot concentrate. Whenever a teacher is (especially in Math) trying to teach, I just space out. Completely. And by the time I return to reality, I've missed whatever important information he/she was trying to relay to the class. I have no idea how it happens...my brain will go off on a tangent and emerse the rest of my mind in its thinkings. Somehow I manage to maintain A's whilst these bouts of A.D.D. strike, but college will pretty much destroy me if I can't learn to maintain a little concentration.
I saw Spidey2 on FX last night, and they showed trailers for numero tres...AH. I'm so excited . I'm a little apprehensive about Topher Grace playing Venom...since Venom is supposed to be all buff-like, and Topher isn't exactly the most ripped of characters. Oh well. I'm confident it will be pwnage nonetheless. Speaking of Spidey, I think it's safe to throw a shoutout to TCM, whose new pixel person has been defending the island from crime. Complete with ultra-detailed costume and webs! Felons beware.
Now if you'll excuse me, I have some video games that need my care. Good day.
Do not try to bend the spoon. That's impossible. Instead, try to realize the truth. There is no spoon. Then you will see that it is not the spoon that bends, it is only yourself.
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I just commented your prev. entry and you post this. o.o Video games need your care? So you pet them and coo at them until they fall asleep? Aw. Yes, I heard about Spidey3. I don't believe I watched either 1 or 2. Oh, and your pic doesn't work--did you use the NuGallery cuz it dosen't work. Not for me anyway. Nice chew toy though. I hope Clarence gets a lot of wear out of it. ^-^
» Silver-dot- on 2007-03-25 12:37:01
It hath been fixed.
» The-Muffin-Man on 2007-03-25 12:46:01
gee you really do know how to get people's attention with your title ... ew; I'm looking forward to Spiderman 3. I like the idea of the costume being black :P
» LostSoul13 on 2007-03-25 01:00:59
yes, I usually am pretty busy with my job; its most of my life, only cuz I'm not in school. I haven't been drunk in a while; I should make some time to get drunk . . .
» LostSoul13 on 2007-03-25 01:03:11
hahaha omg, cow pizzle
» KkaMA67 on 2007-03-25 01:04:33
well, yeahh! guys my age, or our age, aren't mature enough hahaha. oh yeah and cows don't have penises, bulls do though.
» changbang on 2007-03-25 01:08:11
No, it sounds like you're just bored in class. I always spaced out, and couldn't pay attention, but it was because I was bored. I started sleeping, and still pulled all As.
Now I'm in college, I still can't pay attention, because the teachers are awful. :/
I wanted to get Dave's sister's yorkie one of those cow-femur bones...
» ikimashokie on 2007-03-25 01:08:24
I'm looking forward to Spiderman 3 as well. Hopefully Topher will find a way to be a remarkable Venom. Just have to wait and see.
» Southern on 2007-03-25 01:28:39
thanks for the comment ^_^
Hahahhaha, awww! As a matter of fact..I DO have a brother! I leave him alone though.
I order my friends to guard my stuff while I'm bargain hunting. hahaha
» Mockiller on 2007-03-25 02:01:51
a COW...brian brian brian...i think dogs dont really mind wat they chew..they hump anything and everything u think they really care about chewing on someone else's PEN-15? haha i like how u said the execute thing on ur prev entry my favorite lol we reallly need to watch that..and im sure u'll do fine in college so shhh dont worry too much...
» PinkPanther08 on 2007-03-25 02:08:57
i love how you wore gloves to hold cow pizzle.
» dis1girl on 2007-03-25 03:08:08
cow or bull
Cows dont have penis's. They give milk. Dont you mean bulls penis or a steers penis?
» KkaMA67 on 2007-03-25 11:31:56
hahahaha cow pizzle...whale dork...oh the names! :)
Spiderman3!? whoa. :P
» frostbitten on 2007-03-25 01:21:11
and oh yeah. dun worry about the sudden bouts of ADD... math does that to people. And science too. And anthropology. And ... you get the idea. hehe :P
» frostbitten on 2007-03-25 01:21:56
=O Muffin man! You're so evil! Trackin Carlos down and all...! :-S Bwahaha
Let's see you do that..Track him with your cow pizzle! Lol
» frostbitten on 2007-03-25 04:32:35
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