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Friday. 1.12.07 8:48 pm
Hello world.

I'm ManOfDarkSunglasses, and this is my first blog entry.

Over the next few weeks, and hopefully beyond, I will be posting here with amusing rants and stories. My periodic addresses to the public will generally be short and sweet. I don't really know what they will be about yet, but I know that I want to write them. Rest assured, some day history textbooks will look back upon this first post as the prelude to a new era of open communication. Either that, or it will be available for all of the world to see as a forgotten page in the dark, murky depths of Google's cache.

For the moment, however, I would like to apologize in advance for the following bad jokes which I am inevitably going to make over the course of my blogging career. Please disregard:

a) Jokes involving airline peanuts.
b) Jokes that don't make sense.
c) Jokes stolen from Seinfeld or other TV shows.
d) Overuse of sarcasm.
e) Quotes from 1980s songs, especially "I Wear My Sunglasses at Night"

Thank you, that is all.

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ManOfDarkSunglasses kKaMa67

Airline peanuts? I didn't know those still existed. They're being kicked out by the cheaper snack known as "airline pretzels".

Oh yeah, and here is your official welcome:

Welcome newbie.
» randomjunk on 2007-01-12 10:01:51

welcome to Nutang! Humor is always welcome. I hope you put this site to good use. :)
» LostSoul13 on 2007-01-12 10:11:48

When you're cool, the sun is always shining.
» Zanzibar on 2007-01-12 10:14:07

btw: Two peanuts were walking in Central Park. One was a-salted
» Zanzibar on 2007-01-12 10:14:38

[for lack of better phrase...] Hello!
When you mentioned airline peanuts, my first thought was an image of the candy called 'circus peanuts', so at first my mind was confused. "Airline peanuts?! What are those?" And then my logic kicked in and a "Oh yeah, duh," evenutally followed.

I look forward to your future posts! =D
» invisible on 2007-01-12 10:14:48

Overuse of sarcasm.
Right. Because there isn't enough of that in the world today.

Ugh, I hate how sarcasm is harder to detect without proper vocal intonation. Damn you, paralinguistic phenomena!
» ranor on 2007-01-12 10:18:00

Welcome, welcome!
I love sarcasm. It's one of the few things I will admit to loving. =] One word of warning: NuTang=drug. Major addiction. You'll experience it soon enough. Good luck! ;)
» Silver-dot- on 2007-01-12 10:18:43

Hope you'll have fun here.. Sarcasm? Nice, I'll be looking forward to your posts.
» Nuttz on 2007-01-13 07:32:49

Aviators are always cool. Hope you enjoy Nutang.
» theZEBRA on 2007-01-13 10:22:22

You're "Thank you, that is all" at the end of your post reminded me of the movie M*A*S*H.

And oldy but a goody.
» Chloefoxx on 2007-01-13 03:34:21

I like your intro
I like what you have to say. Welcome to Nutang
» kKaMa67 on 2007-01-14 08:52:04

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