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Friday. 8.11.06 12:52 pm
Well isn't THAT precious!!!
Friday. 8.11.06 1:14 am
Two nicely dressed ladies happen to start up a conversation during an endless wait in the LAX airport. The first lady was an arrogant California woman married to a wealthy man. The second was a well mannered elderly Woman from the South.
When the conversation centered on whether they had any children the California woman started by saying,
"When my first child was born, my husband built a beautiful mansion for me."
The lady from the South commented, "Well, isn't that precious?"
The first woman continued, "When my second child was born, my husband bought me a beautiful Mercedes-Benz."
Again, the lady from the South commented, "Well, isn't that precious?"
The first woman continued boasting, "Then, when my third child was born, my husband bought me this exquisite diamond bracelet."
Yet again, the Southern lady commented, "Well, isn't that precious?"
The first woman then asked her companion, "What did your husband buy for you when you had your first child?
"My husband sent me to charm school," declared the Southern lady.
"Charm school? " the first woman cried, "Oh my God! What on earth for? "said the first woman.
The Southern lady responded, "Well for example, instead of saying "Who gives a shit?" I learned to say, "Well, isn't that precious?"
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topless." With that, she stripped to the waist; rolled the dice; and
yelled, "Come on, baby....Southern Girl needs new clothes!" As the dice
came to a stop, she jumped up-and-down....and squealed... "YES! YES! I
WON! I WON!" She hugged each of the dealers...and then picked up her
winnings and her clothes, and quickly departed.
The dealers stared at each other dumfounded. Finally, one of them
asked, "What did she roll?"
The other answered, "I don't know... I thought you were watching."
Moral -
Not all Southerners are stupid.
Not all blondes are dumb.
But all men..are men
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