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Sunday. 1.13.08 10:16 pm

I figured it was about time to branch out from underneath the protective watch of the "D Discretion required" rating and pop our way on to nutang, with the blog of the Gang of Thivies!!

So what type of stuff will you be seein on this nutang? random things... it could be sumtin like
Law On Sex 

1. The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings.
2. Nothing improves with age.
3. No matter how many times you've had it, if it's offered take it, because it'll never be quite the same again.
4. Sex has no calories.
5. Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amoumt of trouble.
6. There is no remedy for sex but, more sex.
7. Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got.
8. No sex with anyone in the same office.
9. Sex is like snow; you never know how many inches you are going to get or how long it is going to last.
10. A man in the house is worth two in the street.
11. If you get them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow.
12. Virginity can be cured.
13. When a man's wife learns to understand him, she usually stops listening to him.
14. Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.
15. The qualities that most attract a woman to a man are usually the same ones she can't stand years later.
16. Sex is dirty if it's done right.
17. It is always the wrong time of the month.
18. The best way to hold a man is in your arms.
19. When lights are out, all women are beautiful.
20. Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you won't either.
21. Sow your wild oats on Saturday night-- Then on Sundays pray for crop failure.
22. The younger the better.
23. The game of love is never called off on account of darkness.
24. It was not the apple on the tree but the pair on the ground that caused the trouble in the garden.
25. Sex discriminates against the shy and the ugly.
26. Before you find your handsome prince, you've got to kiss a lot of frogs.
27. There may be some things better than sex, and some things worse than sex. But there is nothing exactly like it.
28. Love your neighbor, but don't get caught.
29. Love is a hole in the heart.
30. If the effort that went in research on the female bosom had gone into our space program, we would now be running hot-dog stand on the moon.
31. Love is a matter of chemistry, sex is a matter of physics.
32. Do it only with the best.
33. Sex is a three-letter word which needs some old-fashioned four letter words to convey it's full meaning.
34. One good turn gets most of the blankets.
35. You cannot produce a baby in one month by impregnating nine women.
36. Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
37. It is better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.
38. Thou shalt not commit adultery... unless in the mood.
39. Never lie down with a woman who's got more troubles than you.
40. Abstain from wine, women, and song; mostly song.
41. Never argue with a woman when she's tired--or rested.
42. A woman never forgets the man she could have had; a man, the woman he couldn't
43. What matters is not the length of the wand, but the magic in the stick.
44. It is better to be looked over than overlooked.
45. Never say no.
46. A man can be happy with any woman as long as he doesn't love her.
47. Folks playing leapfrog must complete all jumps.
48. Beauty is skin deep; ugly goes right to the bone.
49. Never stand between a fire hydrant and a dog.
50. A man is only a man, but a good bicycle is a ride.
51. Love comes in spurts.
52. The world does not revole on an axis.
53. Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation; the other eight are unimportant.
54. Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.
55. Don't do it if you can't keep it up.
56. There is no difference between a wise man and a fool when they fall in love.
57. Never go to bed mad, stay up and fight.
58. Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another.
59. "This won't hurt, I promise."

Or.... it could be sumtin like this:

1. Stomachs: Both men and woman like to flaunt their flat stomachs. Nothing is more hot than a woman who is fit. Personally, this drives me wild. I love to see a flat stomach on a woman.

2. Piercings: This is something that is popular with the younger people. They pierce everything than can. They don`t stop at the ears like a normal person does. They may pierce their tongue, their eye brows, their face, or anything they can. I have seen men and women with their nipples pierced! I have heard people of going to the extreme and piercing their genitals. Wow, that must hurt like hell.

3. Latex, leather, rubber: A lot of men love to look at women wearing very tight material. I think this is because it doesn`t make one have to imagine what the person looks like underneath their clothes. Nothing looks better than a nice pair of breasts under a latex shirt.

4. Domination: I have never understood this one. I have tried to get into this, but it isn`t my thing. Some men like to be told what to do. This may also involve whips, hand cuffs, or chains. I don`t know what is a turn on about this, but it seems popular.

5. Feet: This is a popular fetish. I once talked to an escort (classy name for whore) who said that this was very popular with her clients. Some men like to adorn a woman`s feet, while others like to lick them. I have heard of one man who had a fake wedding for their feet and actually threw rice on them and such. To each their own I guess.

6. Lipstick/fingernails: This is a fetish of mine. I love to see a woman wearing thick red lipstick. All I can think about is the ring that it would leave around my penis if she were to give me oral sex. This is one of the things that make a woman look like a woman. This is what from separates men from women. We don`t wear lipstick, well, at least most of us don`t.

7. Hair: This isn`t as weird as it may seem. We all like to see a woman who keeps her hair neat and clean. Some men really get off on this though. Some guys like a woman who has a pony tail or has braids in her hair.

8. Water: Every man dreams of that woman who sticks her head up from the pool and is very good looking. I think we like water because people tend to wear little or nothing in water. Nothing looks better on a woman than a wet t-shirt or a wet bathing suit fit snuggly on her breasts.

9. Golden showers: This is a strange one. This is one of my all time favorites. This is where you urinate on your partner, or they urinate on you. I think this is a great turn on. Sometimes it has to do with domination. There is no signal stronger than pissing on someone. This is the most fun out of all the fetishes. Make sure you try this one out!

10. Voyeurism: This is the most popular fetish. People love to watch and be watched having sex. This is one of the reasons why porn is so popular. We love to watch someone have sex. I have seen a lot of people who have sex and put movies and pictures of it on the net.

 and who knows...

U may even see random pics like this:

A picture of John Ashcroft's face, made entirely of little porn people:

Trust me, U'll never.. .ever know what's cumming next!

Welcome nutang, hope you are ready for this wonderful blog.

P.S. Don't worry about how we obtained a invite code.. we stole it :-p

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