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Subscribe to this to blog if you would like to be emailed whenever it is updated. | Show Spoilers INC part 1: Flavor of love 3 reunion Thursday. 5.22.08 9:24 pm Flavor of Love Reunion Spoiler!!!!!What's that about you ask?? That!! Damn, that video might not be available.. go find it on www.DBSlayers.com Just in a spoiling moood, is this stuff true? Go find out next week and go see for yourself that: - Thing 2 announces that she's not interested in being with Flav anymore - that she's got a new man - and that THEY'RE ENGAGED!! Who, is the dude - you ask?? He's some 45 years old dude who has a boatload of children. Actually, he's the same dude that was on the show playing the "Exes game" - Flav, in true Flav fashion - takes the rejection in stride - by bringing out his baby's mother and proposing to her on camera. - The rest of the girls act a fool - fighting cursing and showing their private parts to the audience - And our favorite part. At one point during all the commotion someone mentions that Myamme had nude pictures of herself up on MediaTakeOut.com. LMAO at these chicks bringing our good name into their foolishness. BTW, please VH1 don't edit out that part ... and for one more smaller spoiler of news Rock of Love Girls: Charm School to be hosted by Sharon OsbourneHAVE A NICE DAY!!!!!!!!!!and just 1 more time... FLAVA FLAV!!!!! Comment! (1) | Recommend! (1) | Categories: Flavor of love 3 [t] Vote for ME IN NWF!!!!!!!!! Monday. 5.19.08 4:51 pm bloodninja: I lick your earlobe, and undo your watch. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- bloodninja: Wanna cyber? Thought we would help people laugh it up some but lets get serious.... Randomjunk has gotta be crushed So help in the misssion to prove that we are the best blog on nutang. You can't help but be hooked on this blog, b/c you never know what's coming out next, and just remember, we are here to stay. Vote for me on NWF! next post, we got more of that quality post shit that you will learn to know us for Comment! (4) | Recommend! Breast Milk: It does the body good Wednesday. 5.14.08 3:22 am U read that right, Breast Milk, as in mreast from a girls breast, the same ones that size can During foreplay, increase up to 25 percent, plus About 1% of the adult female population is able to achieve orgasm solely through breast stimulation. The breastfeeding of an adult parterner is Erotic lactation ; the breastfeeding of an adult partner primarily for erotic reasons. Depending on the context, the terms adult suckling, adult nursing, and adult breastfeeding can refer to the practice. Regular partners are said to be in an adult nursing relationship Two persons in an exclusive relationship can be called a nursing couple, though this term is also sometimes used for a mother and her child. Unintended milk flow (Galactorrhea) is often caused by nipple stimulation and it is possible to reach normal milk production exclusively by suckling on the breast. Nipple stimulation of any sort is noted in reducing the incidence of breast cancer. In lesbian partnerships, mutual breastfeeding has been regarded as a familiar expression of affection and tenderness. Good luck finding any of that online tho ...Espically since
Then again, the Porn Browser Heatseek Launches (yeah, porn browser) might help you find some porn of that natureThat may just be the only way you witness this wonder, because Persons who engage in erotic lactation often keep the practice secret, even from close family and friends, since the rarity of the practice coupled with its sexual connections relegate it to a perversion at worst or an alternate lifestyle at best.In the olde days of England however.... Adult suckling was used to treat ailing adults and treat illnesses including eye disease and pulmonary tuberculosis. The writer Thomas Moffat recorded one physician's use of a wet nurse in a tome first published in 1655 Another random post coming soon. However, I want to see what the NWF Is on this site Comment! (3) | Recommend! | Categories: boobies [t], milk [t] holy porn addiction! and some words Monday. 2.25.08 11:27 pm Porn Addiction Facts about pornography and it�s use�specifically Internet pornography use�is on the rise at a fast pace: lost jobs, failed marriages, and destroyed families are the outcome. Pastors are no less vulnerable to this addiction. The number of pastors becoming tangled in the Web is growing as fast as lay men. In August 1999, 11 percent of the calls received on Focus on the Family's Pastoral Care Line were about pastors and online porn. In August 2000, online porn worries prompted 20 percent of the calls. The temptation may be old, but the technology is new. With an increasing number of computers and Internet access in each home, pornography is just a click away, as convenient as ordering flowers or sending e-mail. In August 2000, Christianity Today conducted an exclusive survey of its readership�both laity and clergy�on the issue of Internet pornography. For the majority of respondents, Internet pornography is not a problem. But the responses of a significant few are revealing: � Though more than half the respondents�67 percent of clergy and 64 percent of laity�have not visited a sexually explicit Web site, a significant number of respondents�33 percent of clergy and 36 percent of layman�say they have. � Of those who have visited sexually explicit Web sites, just over half of the clergy (53 percent) say they have visited the sites in the past year, compared to 44 percent of lay readers. A total of 18 percent of clergy said they visit sexually explicit Web sites between a couple of times a month and more than once a week. � Clergy are less likely to tell their spouses about their Internet pornography use. Of those who have visited sexually explicit Web sites, 50 percent of laity said their spouses know about their Web porn use. Only 28 percent of clergy responded that their spouses know. Among the clergy who use Internet porn, 30 percent do not talk to anyone about their behavior and they have a secret sin. � Prayer and faith will not restore you from this problem and in most cases. Of those who have visited sexually explicit Web sites, about two-thirds of respondents say they have prayed about this area of their lives (69 percent of clergy and 60 percent of laity). Very few have sought professional help (4 percent of clergy and 7 percent of layman or have confessed it to anyone). Repeated Internet pornography use becomes an addiction when the user becomes obsessed with the behavior, prayer will not resolve it, spending large amounts of time online, even in the face of personal and professional consequences. Men are not the only ones vulnerable. Just under 10 percent of the calls about sexual addiction on Focus on the Family's Pastoral Care Line are from women, some of whom are pastors. Many female sex addicts get hooked through X-rated chatrooms. But younger women are increasingly attracted to pornographic imagery. While much attention is focusing on protecting children from porn, the real problem may be with adults. As many as 20 million adults visit cybersex sites each month, according to a study published last year in the journal Sexual Addiction and Compulsivity. Based on an online survey of more than 9,000 adults, the study projects that at least 200,000 of all Web porn users are "cybersex compulsives," spending more than 11 hours viewing Web porn each week. During January 2000, the top cybersex site had more "unique visitors" than espn.com, cdnow.com, or barnesandnoble.com. Pornography is one of the most profitable ventures on the Internet. Online porn revenues increased from $52 million in 1996 to more than $2 billion by 1999, according to Obscene Profits: The Entrepreneurs of Pornography in the Cyber Age (Routledge, 2000). Another study estimates cybersex sales took in $1.4 billion in 1999, nearly the same as online book purchases ($1.3 billion), but significantly more than online air-travel revenue (under $800 million), according to Forrester Research and U.S. News & World Report. Some in the wireless industry hope pornography and the corresponding ad rates it commands will do for that industry hope pornography and the corresponding ad rates it commands will do for that industry what pornography has done for e-commerce. New services allow owners of handheld computing devices to download erotic stories and photos. Why pastors are at risk, as layman. Psychologists say online porn's accessibility, anonymity, and affordability (the three A's of cybersex) all play a role in hooking an individual. Some pastors who would never dream of visiting an adult bookstore or renting explicit videos are downloading images and watching live streaming video from the privacy of their homes or offices. Experts say pastors�who, like many in positions of leadership, are isolated, under pressure to lead exemplary moral lives, and subject to intense on-the-job emotional stress�are at greater risk to become addicted to porn. Peer accountability can be difficult to find. The pastor really feels that he doesn't have a whole lot of meaningful relationships because of the expectation that he is going to be serving the needs of everyone else, church members all too often put their pastor on a pedestal as the perfect example of a godly man. When you are only on stage being applauded, you are not really seen for who you are. Another risk factor for pastors and other leaders: The demands of their work put tremendous strains on marriages. Cybersex can temporarily fill a void in their lives, but it is only a "false intimacy. In our Christian life as well as our American life, we have basically developed a concept that says we can have what we want. It's a sense that God will bless your life. If you devote yourself to God, God will bless you. We have a right, almost, to get what we want. Rationalization is common, in the CT survey, 69 percent of pastors who had visited sexually explicit Web sites said they started using Web porn out of curiosity. Pastors say they need to see for themselves what other people are struggling with. They rationalize repeat visits to porn sites as a means to enhance their outreach to others trapped in cybersex addiction, but they end up getting trapped themselves. Some temptation, though, comes unsolicited. Steve Lane, a former pornography producer who now has a ministry to sex addicts, says he had friends who would build pornography Web sites, then go to religious Web sites to pick up e-mail addresses. One click on the unknown Web site link in the text of an unsolicited e-mail, and the receiver is taken to a porn site. Some cybersex addicts enter pastoral ministry, and other helping professions, as a way to cope with their addiction and that they hope serving God would ease the power of their lust. Another Christian dimension that makes this addiction difficult for pastors: In many churches, sexual dysfunction and sexual sin are rarely discussed publicly. If you had a pastor get up and admit to his congregation that he struggled with an eating problem and that he was addicted to fried chicken, he would probably find some sympathy or get a chuckle out of it. But if the pastor confesses that he has dabbled in Web porn, more than likely the pastor would get kicked out of the church. The consequences of moral failure are deeply personal and professional. Instead of seeking help for their temptation, pastors may attempt to buy time through secrecy. Good news is tough news and the church must establish a working system to redeem others. Other experts are more optimistic but cautious. The good news is recovery is possible. The bad news is it takes work and confession. Most pastors feel they can simply pray their way through the crisis. It's a very scary thing for a minister to go for help, and most pastors don't go for help until they get into trouble. People only change when the pain of staying the same is greater than the pain of changing. Some experts say a pastor tangled in Web porn must immediately resign from his position. But others say admitting a cybersex addiction does not need to signal the end of a pastor's ministry, as long as accountability and recovery programs are in place. For a lot of pastors, it has increased their ability to be effective pastors, and in some cases, the wife of a cybersex addict may need to leave the marriage if her husband is unwilling to confront his problem. But it's rare for a porn addict to get free from the addiction without professional help. Recently, this site conducted a non-scientific survey on pornography addiction. Of the 5,750 respondents, the results were as follows: Do you believe you are addicted to Pornography? Yes: 78% No: 12% I believe my spouse may be addicted: 9% Who was the first person you told about your addiction? Spouse: 15% Clergy: 7% Professional Counselor: 3% Family member other than spouse: 2% I've never told anyone: 57% How often do you view porn? Daily: 51% Weekly: 36% Monthly: 9% Yearly or less: 3% How old were you when you first got hooked? Under 5: 1% 5 - 10: 9% 11 - 15: 45% 16 - 20: 25% 21 - 30: 11% 31 - 40: 3% 41 - 50: 1% Over 50: 1% Is your sexual addiction limited to pornography and/or masturbation? Yes: 85% No: 14% Do you consider yourself to be religious? Yes: 72% No: 27% BTW 3 point shot a night in with the girls airing the orchid applying lip gloss applying nail polish remover auditioning the finger puppets automatic pilot banging the box bashing the gash basting the tuna basting my turkey bathing the kitty beating around the bush beating the beaver blissing myself brushing the beaver brushing my afro buffing the bead buffing the weasel burying my knuckle butterin' the muffin buttering my bagel buzzing off (when using a vibrator) carpet bumping cat got tongue checking for depth checking for squirrels checking for the jackpot checking my oil checking the foxhole checking the muffler checking the oil checking the pulse checking the status of the I/O port checking the undercarriage circling the knoll clam bake for one cleaning between the camel's toes cleaning my fur coat cleaning the kitchen cleaning my fingers Clit-o-Rama clitters coaxing the genie out of the magic lamp coaxing the turtle out of her shell comforting myself coming into my own copping a clam creamin' creamin' the pie creaming myself cumming into my own cunt cuddling cunt rubbing defrosting the freezer dating my palm dialing 'O' dialing the rotary phone diggin' the stench trench digging a trench digging for gold digging for my keys digging in digging the cream digitizing dipping dipping for ice cream diving for pearls diving for pennies doing a Meg Ryan (reference to the movie Harry met Sally) doing my nails doing myself doing something for my chapped lips doing the sweet slide doing the two-finger slot rumba doing the two-finger ballet doing the two-finger salute doing my nails doodling the noodle double knuckling double-clicking my mouse dousing the digits draining my tuna drilling for fish drilling for oil drinking from the fountain of youth (slang for performing self-cunnilingus) drinking from the furry cup Driving Ms. Daisy dunking my doughnut dusting the endtable engaging in safe sex entering the forest entering the ring of fire erasing the problem excavating the Tunnel of Love exploring the bush fanning the fur feeding the bearded clam feeding the cat feeding my kitty feeding the pony feeding my slot feeling my funnel fiddling the bean filling the pink taco filling my niche finding myself finger bang finger blasting finger dancing finger dipping finger fucking finger pie finger-pole the hole fingerbating fingering fingering myself fingering something out fingerpainting finishing the job fishing fishing for cumpliments fishing for mackerel flash flood flickin' the bean flipping the light switch repeatedly flicking the switch flicking the tic tac flitting my clit flossing the cat fluffing the kitty fluffing the muff frigging fucking myself with a [vibrator/dildo/toy] fucking without complications furry fun gagging my meat hole gagging the clam gagging the lips of love genital manipulation genital stimulation via phalangetic motion getting a date with slick mittens getting a lube job getting a stain out of my carpet getting a stinky pinky getting mud for my turtle getting the last pickle out of the jar getting the little man in the boat to go fishing getting to know Sticky Fingers the mobster getting to know myself gilding the lily getting off giving myself one going around the corner going deep sea diving going fishing going mining going solo going to and from the Batcave greasing my hips gristle rub groping the grotto gusset typing hand jiving hand sex hand tossing the tuna salad harpooning my tang having a date with Martin Five-Fingers having a free ride having a manually assisted fantasy having ladyfingers and cream having sex with someone you love Hee-Haw with wrinkled Mee-Maw hitchhiking South hitchhiking to heaven hitchhiking under the Big Top hitting the slit hitting the spot honing the stone hula-hooping indoor fishing indulging myself itching the ditch jabberwocking Jennying off jiggling my Jenny Jilling Jilling off JocelynEldering jostling the Elder juicing it up juicing Lucy killing off letting my fingers do the walking levy break limbo licking my lips (for us contortionists) looking for Waldo & his dog (gee, spot, there you are!) makin' waves for the man-in-the-boat making a mini Eiffel Tower making kitty purr making my lips swell making soup making the little man sing making my own gravy manual override masturbating menage a moi mistressbate mistressbating muffin buffin' nail polish remover nulling the void nursing a hatchet wound opening the bottom drawer paddling the finger canoe paddling the pink canoe pampering pussy pampering the pussy parting my meat curtain parting the Red Sea patting the panky paying lip service pearl fishing peeling the peach perusing the Yellow Pages petting myself petting Snoopy petting the kitty petting the little man in the canoe petting the petunia petting the pussy petting the pussy cat petting my bunny petting my kitty playing couch hockey for one playing on the cricket green playing poker playing solitaire playing the banjo playing the beaver playing the box playing the clitar playing the hairy guitar playing the little Dutch boy playing the silent trombone playing the slots playing with myself playing with the man in the boat playing with my pineapple pleasuring myself pluggin the leak plunging the drain plunging the happy hole pokin' the pucker poking the pudding polishing the nugget polishing the peanut polishing the pearl polishing the wedding ring preheating the oven priming the pump producing whore moans pushing the button pussy poking pussy soccer putting out the fire putting the dot in .org reading braille reading the map of Tazmania relieving myself ride the glide until the tide riding the bed post riding the cotton pony riding the unicycle riding the waterslide riding my own mule down Grand Canyon ringing my bell rocking the boat rollin the ol' bean rolling the dough rolling the marble romancing thy own Rubbin Hood rubbin' the nubbin rubbing rub off rubbing myself down rubbing myself up rubbing the donut rubbing the red pussycat rubbing the stub rustling my knickers salting the beef curtains scoring the hoop scraping the cheese off the taco scratching that old itch scratching the patch scratching where it itches Searching for Ms. "G" seasoning my fish secret vice seeing to myself self love self servicing sending Muffin Morse Code sexercising sex for one shaking hands with Mr. Paul shaking the dew off the lily shebopping shining the diamond shooting hoops shooting the rapids shucking the fresh water clam shucking the oyster slappin' the crack slapping slit slapping Susie slapping the flap slapping the mackerel slapping the meat curtain slapping the skunk guts slicing pie sliding down the chute sliding into home slob the knob snatching soaking in Palmolive soaking the whisker biscuit softening the peach Southern Comfort spanking the spot spanking my puppy on the nose spearing the bearded clam spelunking spelunking in the hairy caves spelunking in the mystery cave splashing in the sea splunking off squeezing the peach starting a bush fire steaming the oyster sticking my fingers into my own genitalia to the extent of an orgasm stiffening my upper lip stinky pinky stirring it up stirring the honey pot stirring the pudding stirring the sauce stirring the soup stoking the furnace stroking the box strumming strumming the banjo strumming the big open C surfing the channel surfing the Slippery Sea surfing the web sweeping the chimney swimming in the crimson lake swimming in the Pu-Tang River swimming in the Red Sea takin' it to tuna town taking a dip taking a dip in the lake taking advantage of myself taking the German u-boat into port tapping the tuna teasing the kitty teasing the little man in the canoe teasing the tuna teasing the tuna taco tending my own garden testing the plumbing testing my waters the disappearing finger trick the girly gusher the magical disappearing finger trick the ole feel n' squeal the other monthly visitor the two-fingered tango the virgin's release thrapping three point shot tickling my fancy tickling the kitty tickling the pearl tickling the taco Tiptoe through the TwoLips toggling the bit tossing the pink salad touching myself up touching my tigeress touching my tuna touring Tasmania tracing the vertical smile treating myself trolling the Bermuda Triangle twiddling my twat twinkling the little star twirlin' the pearl two-finger taco tango two-finger typing unclogging the drain visiting the Magic Kingdom visiting Niagra Falls visiting with Father Thumb and his four sons visiting my safety deposit box wading in the Bermuda Triangle walking Downtown washing my hands washing my fingers waxing the canoe waxing the milk duds weaving the carpet whipping my cream whipping my nest white knuckling wiping the smile onto my face working in the garden working out at the Y wrinkling fingers Tell me what all those words mean, and u'll get a cookie Comment! (6) | Recommend! Airsex championships.. Saturday. 1.26.08 12:11 pm air sex championship Japan wins world air sex championship21st September, 2006 by manda Japan recently had a winner in the world air guitar championships, but another virtual sport claiming a Japanese winner is air sex. Comment! (0) | Recommend! hit it once, hit it twice.... Tuesday. 1.15.08 10:31 am glad that 1st post went over so nicely, especially that picture.... well a lot of sexually oriented stuff is gonna be mentioned... so its gonna be pretty Xrated at times... but we'll try 2 keep nutang's version toned down, k? ok that works. but yea, don't think that just b/c we talk about sex... that's the only thing that we ca n focus on.... besides.... everyone knows that so all the guys can chill... and the girls can too I mean they have a point ya know... sex can be outright dangerous! I mean look at this: Orgasm, stressing the body in various ways, has been known to produce some dire consequences. Kinsey again - "At orgasm some individuals may remain unconscious for a matter of seconds or even for some minutes". Kinsey also notes more than a dozen authorities - from Roubaud (1876) to Brown and Kempton (1950) - who recorded "loss of sensory capacity or even of consciousness during extreme emotion or sexual arousal". And orgasm has been known to accompany a variety of forms of damage to the body including lesions and ruptures of various organs. Death has also occurred from time to time! (OK I hope every1 knows.. the sex is for fags site and the iron hymen sites are parody sites... but that last thing about Orgasms I posted is real) In any case, keep ur nutang dial, same nutang.com, same webblog, and we may have sum other virtual stuff for ya 2 choke on Comment! (0) | Recommend! (1) |
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