Sing the Batman theme incessantly.

Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip..."

If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen.

Speak only in a "robot" voice.

Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.

Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announcing it's your property.

Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.

Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up".

Reply to everything someone says with "That's what YOU think!"

Forget the punch line to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot".

Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with a can of Lysol.

Practice making fax and modem noises.

Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and copy them to your boss.

Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.

Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.

Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid looking ignorant.

Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a "spider person".

Wear a special hip holster for your remote control.

Give a play-by-play account of a person's every action in a nasal Howard Cossell voice.

To really annoy people, stand on a street corner, pointing a hair dryer at passing traffic, and watch it slow down.

Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".

Holler random numbers while someone is counting.

Take a sock puppet to dinner with you. When the waiter comes to ask you what you want, consult the sock. When the check comes argue with the sock loud enough so everyone can hear you about who will pay the bill, throw him down and say, "Fine you pay!" Then leave.

Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.

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Well, it's two against one. It's your chance to turn the tide!

Vote now!
(1) Keep the old avatar!
(2) Stay with the new!

What will you choose?

Now that that's done...

I got a new SIM card to put in my old cell so my number's still the same. But everything else is gone. *sigh* I'm not sure how well this phone will work though. I was switching back and forth between the one I lost and this one to get numbers, info., etc. The screen went blank a few times. I'd open it (it's a flip phone), and the screen would be lit white.

And it seems that my week will be busier than I thought. E, a member of my mother's organization, was there at the dinner and saw me dance. There is another dinner coming up and she wants me to perform! And this time I'm gettin' paid. Yeah! Fifty whole bucks! Actually, it'll be whatever's leftover from costume rental(s) and so on.

So my week is...

Sun. -- CLP Orientation
Mon. -- AAARI dinner Volunteers' Orientation
Tues. -- Rental of Costume(s)
Wed. -- Do the homework for the whole week (that goes for Tues., too)
Thurs. -- AAARI dinner
Fri. -- E's dinner

Whew! I'm getting jitters thinking about it...

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I was a very forgetful child. At least according to my mother. =] And something happened today that fits right into that area...

In a time long long ago, there was a dot of a girl who lived in the city. It was her first trip out into the world so her mother gave her a few rules to follow. One of them was to look after her things at all times. If she wanted it, she had better take care of it. The daughter nodded her head and smiled with the bright sunny glee of a child.

Her first trip = she was given a box Tropicana orange juice. Skip, skip, skip--swinging the hand her mother held. In mid-jump, the mother stopped her suddenly.

"Where's the orange juice?"

"I don't know."

She was given one more chance. Again she went skipping along with a Happy Meal in her slippery fingers. What do you think happened?

"Where's the food?"

"I don't know."

And that's how the Forget Girl got her name. The End. *bows deeply to cooing audience*

Well, what do you think happened TODAY? 0.o

I LOST MY CELL PHONE!!!

Just great. Shall I keep my new avvie??

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I just finished watching "Charlie and Louise"--the german version of "The Parent Trap". With Chinese subtitles. And dubbed in English. =D Fun.

Same old story with pretty blondies. And a lighthouse they find in Scotland the day they realize they're twins. Funny, sweet, and...can't think of the word.

Quote from the movie:
"There are times in life when you've just got to pull the brakes."

The first time this was put into use was when Charlotte aka Charlie pulled the brakes on the train to Switzerland. Louise had accidently knocked her cap out the window.

Do you notice anything weird in that paragraph? Yes, I said Scotland earlier and now I say Swizterland. Seriously, I don't--can't remember! >.< Completely different places...

Anyway, the second time was when the father was going to leave the twins with their mother. He pulled the brakes to run back to his family. The End.

I had a story to tell...but I suppose I'll wait until tomorrow or whatever.

Good night!

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All of you have already noticed, but I'll say it anyway:

I CHANGED MY AVATAR!

Now, my title does have a meaning...because there is a surprise inside my new avvie. Since it's usually too small to see on the front page and its not my profile pic in my profile, here it is up close:



You can see it, right? How creative of me. ;P

Wow, I've been an official nutanger for about...two months? And I've already changed my avatar 1.) the wolf 2.) the grey lotus plus the colorful lotus THREE TIMES!

Ah, well. Here's one more picture.



What is the story behind it?

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I saw this on terrapraeta's site. Wondered briefly what I was.

I am a Snapdragon What Flower Are You?

Why? Because...

"Mischief is your middle name, but your first is friend. You are quite the prankster that loves to make other people laugh."

There.

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I met an old friend at the dinner banquet. We actually go to the same school, but I haven't seen her in a while. In fact, I don't see a lot of my friends during school hours. At all. Between having no classes and different lunch periods, what can you do?

Anyway, her name is S. I have another friend named S. ^{The same name, not just the initial.} You know what else they have in common? A boyfriend. What else? Puerto Rican boyfriends. And? Puerto Rican College boyfriends.

I don't have one! Anyone interested? *wiggles eyebrow*

White Cheddar popcorn is really good. REALLY good. Yum...finger-lickin' making-my-keyboard-smell-cheesy good. XD

That paired with Arizona Green Tea makes a great meal. Oh, and I have some Sweet 'n Sour Chicken left over friom yesterday, but the sauce is sorta makin' me queasy... Good thing I got a SlimJim in case of after dinner pangs. ;)

Nothin' else to say. Not gonna waste your time--*sails off on a space ship in a hideous shade of pink*

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Success! Sorta...well, the dinner banquet was.

Me? Nothing is ever perfect, but as far as improv goes--it went pretty well. ^-^ The only thing that annoyed me was my friggin' bra strap! (Sorry, boys XP) I was mortified. It slipped off my shoulder in the middle of my dance. >.< Gah! I was pretty mortified, my expression didn't give an inch though.

Last week? I didn't even fix it to make sure it was tight. (Yes, it was the same one--because it was nude color) This week? I got one of the girls to do it for me and it falls right off. Geez.

The dinner was great! There were lions welcoming us--two lions promenading through the maze of tables and skipping across the dance floor. The master stepped in to the drums near the end of the performance. He was literally crashing the cymbals to keep them in rhythm. The price? My poor ears!

There was the acrobat juggling plates, salsa dancing, salsa lessons--a few audience members (including myself + a friend and her sister) chosen to step onto the dance floor. Free dance period = Electric Slide, Macerena, etc... Raffle = 50/50 ($$CASH!$$), DVD player, a watch, sets of handbags, etc...

Good night.

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