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Another E-Mail Joke (Funny)
Sunday. 10.8.06 8:54 pm
George Bush goes to a primary school to talk to the kids to get a little
PR. After his talk he offers question time. One little boy puts up his
hand and George asks him his name. "Stanley," responds the little boy.

"And what is your question, Stanley?"

"I have 4 questions: First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the
support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more
votes? Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?" Fourth, why are we
so worried about gay-marriage when 1/2 of all Americans don't have
health insurance?"

Just then, the bell rings for recess. George Bush informs the kiddies
that they will continue after recess.

When they resume George says, "OK, where were we? Oh, that's right,
question time. Who has a question?"

Another little boy puts up his hand. George points him out and asks him
his name. "Steve," he responds.

"And what is your question, Steve?"

Steve answers, "Actually, I have 6 questions. First, why did the USA
invade Iraq without the support of the UN? Second, why are you President
when Al Gore got more votes? Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin
Laden? Fourth, why are we so worried about gay marriage when 1/2 of all
Americans don't have health insurance? Fifth, why did the recess bell
go off 20 minutes early? And sixth, what the hell happened to Stanley?"

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She said both hostages were female students, while a law enforcement source close to the investigation told law enforcement analyst Mike Brooks that one of the two remaining hostages may be the wife of the gunman. Kelley said she did not know the students' ages or grades, and said their parents had not been notified. (Watch a newspaper editor explain how the gunman fired after a teacher defied him -- 3:39 )

"We have almost no information on the suspect, almost nothing," Kelley told reporters. "We don't know who he is. We don't know what he wants."

There were no injuries reported, she said.

A bomb squad, SWAT team and agents from the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives had been dispatched to the scene, Kelley said.

Negotiations with the gunman were ongoing but "sporadic," Kelley said. She added later that negotiators had spoken to the gunman from a hallway and via telephone, but police were trying to establish a "more reliable means of communication."

The Park County Sheriff's office would not provide further details, but said it is dealing with a hostage situation. Bailey is located in Park County, and Jefferson County authorities are assisting in the investigation.

The lack of information from police and the school system was concerning parents who have children at the school, according to the Denver Post.

"We've had no phone calls from the district. We don't know what's going on," said Pat Bramelette, who has two children, one attending the high school, one in middle school.

His wife, Susan, told the newspaper, "The most I got was off the bottom of the TV screen."

Sally Impson told the Denver Post that she hopes her 17-year-old son, Andrew, will find a way to contact her, although his cell phone doesn't work in the school and the road to the school is shut down.

"I'm so shook," she said. "It's just scary. You don't know what's going on. You hear shots are fired. I hope to God that everything is OK."

The 450 students at Platte Canyon High School and the 340 youngsters at the adjacent Fitzsimmons Middle School were evacuated, officials said. (Watch students board a bus to safety -- 1:11 )

The students were evacuated to a safe place about 12:10 p.m. (2:10 p.m. ET), the Park County School District superintendent's office said.

Bailey is about 45 miles southwest of Denver. It also lies about 40 miles southwest of Littleton, Colorado, which is where two students killed 13 people at Columbine High School in 1999.

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The Arab student leans forward, raises an eyebrow, and sneers, "Once my people were few, and now we are many. Why do you suppose that is?"

The cowboy slowly shifts his toothpick from one side of his mouth to the other and from the darkness beneath his hat says in a drawl, "That's 'cause we ain't played Cowboys and Muslims yet...but I do believe it's a comin'."

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