Let's play a little game...can anyone guess these all??

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Something tells me that this quiz is just another way to say that I am boring:

You Are Placid and Peaceful

It's not that you're scared of most thrills It's just that you don't need them to be happy You're content with life as is... no need to change it Just make sure to let loose a little every now and then!

haha...it's not that I don't like risks, I just like to know what I'm doing.

For a second there, in the title, I thought it said I was flacid...ouch

But anyway...enough about the little blogthingy I put at the top of my entry. Today is Saturday...I should be enjoying my Saturday, but instead, I feel somewhat discontented.

I suppose when I get lazy, I just tend to pile crap on my desk around me. I specifically told myself when I moved into this apartment that I was not going to be a messy person! WELL, my desk is a disaster...I have papers and junk mail strewn about my kitchen counters (as you can tell, I really don't cook all that much)...and it's driving me up the wall...YET I'm too lazy to go clean it up. What is wrong with me? Does anyone else get this way or is it just me?

Ugh, speaking of messes...some lady at work gave me some tomatoes and I was like "Oh yeah, I'll take em!" Well, I brought them home and forgot about them...and they were way too ripe to begin with when she gave them to me...and they leaked all over the counter...into all my lovely junk mail. I didn't notice yesterday until I got home from grocery shopping and was like "Eww, what the hell is that smell???" (you can tell I don't go in the kitchen very often either...lol)

Okay, I guess the question is now...why am I blogging and not cleaning up this mess? I don't think I'll ever know...

I'll leave you with some points to ponder while I go get on all that...

• Law students spend more time in ethics training than any other professional students.
• The average age of first-time cell phone owners has decreased from 17 to 12 since the year 2000.
• Memorizing and quoting trivial information can increase a person's score on standardized IQ test by 11 to 19 points.
• When cornered, a lemur can jump over ten feet straight up.
• According to Google, Milton Keynes, United Kingdom, searches for "porn" more than any other city, worldwide.

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I was just randomly looking at baby stuff (actually, I was more looking for something for me...my back is killing me) and I saw a section on this website for halloween costumes. I was like, oh, okay...let me look at what they have. Then I saw the worst costume ever...

I would never dress my kid in this:


It's bad enough Star Wars has become big, but to make my kid yoda...I'd feel horrible for them. It's like Wait when they see that costume when they're older. I can just imagine the looks right now...haha

Um....yeah....

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is up with this rain? It's nice, sunny, peachy ALL day when I'm working...I get off work, we get thunder, lightning, horrible downpour...

Grr...it's like it wanted to torture me or something and do this when it knew I was going to go out this evening and go shopping. Now it's going to be a furious sprint from the car to the store and back again because it's gonna rain hella bad.

To think I wanted to be a meteorologist, and now, I'm like...fuck the weather!

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Well, it's Friday...I got paid today (which is always a great thing)...I have to work a little overtime tomorrow, but that's no biggy. It's pulling files, so it'll be easy work...and as long as I've got my iPod, it'll go by quickly.

I'd work late tonight, however, Target is having huge baby sale and I'm dragging my boyfriend there tonight so we can look at baby crap and I actually have to go grocery shopping there, so I'll do that also. I was like "I'm sure the last thing you want to do on your Friday evening after work is go shopping for baby things" and he goes "Oh, it might be fun." haha...I'll show him fun...wait until we have to buy diapers and food and all that random stuff. It'll seem like such a waste...and oh so expensive. I don't think we'll start doing the baby registry until we know what it is (yay...Sept 26th...coming up so soon!)

I think I've allergies big time in the morning or something. I drive to work all congested, sneezing, watery eyes, the whole nine yards. I've never had allergies before and this is pissing me right the hell off. Can't I just be able to breathe!!??

Okay, enough procrastinating...really have to work now.

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I love Mozart, so why not share a video of Mozart's 40th played on bottles :) by some dude on roller blades...hehe

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I saw this earlier today and I am praying, PRAYING, that my baby never gets this big

14-Pound, 13-Ounce Baby Sets Record

NORWICH, Conn. -- Marie Michel's fifth child was one for the record books.

Michels gave birth to a 14-pound, 13-ounce boy Tuesday at William W. Backus Hospital.

Backus officials said the newborn -- Stephon Hendrix Louis-Jean -- broke the 18-year record for the biggest baby ever born at the hospital by 1 pound, 13 ounces. He was nearly 23 inches long.

"He's built like a linebacker," said Dr. David Kalla, who delivered the baby by Caesarean section.

After nine months of carrying Stephon, 36-year-old Michel said she was happier about having finished giving birth than about all the attention her baby was receiving.

After nine months of carrying Stephon, 36-year-old Michel said she was more tired and happy to have given birth than all the attention her baby was receiving.

"I was miserable," Michel said. "I couldn't sleep at night. My 13-year-old son had to help me get in and out bed."

The baby's size came as no surprise to his mom. Michel's oldest son weighed 9 pounds at birth, her 8-year-old twin sons each weighed 81/2 pounds and her youngest son, age 3, was nearly 12 pounds.

Michel's husband, Vijens Louis-Jean, a truck driver, was coming from Florida to see his son.

Less than 24 hours old, the baby was fitting into clothes for a 6-month-old and was too big for newborn diapers.

"I have baby clothes but I don't think they will be able to fit," Michel said. "I think I will have to return them."

http://www.local6.com/spotlight/9847168/detail.html

It hurts just thinking about it...lol

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and I like surveys, but I liked this one because it was different...and it wasn't all the same questions I've answered a BAJILLION times. Feel free to steal it if you want...I don't mind.

The Older People Survey
(Meant to be completed by those ADULTS out of high school)

1. What bill do you hate paying the most?
[My phone bill...sometimes it's over $150 and it's depressing :( ALSO, my rent...that's a lot of money I feel like I just lost even though I didn't.]

2. What's the best place to eat a romantic dinner?
[hmm...I really like the village tavern...it's also a great place to take friends for a good meal...mmm...the bruschetta is to die for]

3. Last time you puked from drinking?
[over a year ago...but I'm not really drinking, so yeah...none of that]

4. When is the last time you got drunk and danced on a bar?
[I've never danced on a bar when I got drunk...I passed out by the toilet though]

5. Name of your first grade teacher?
[Miss Kerner...I liked her a lot]

6. What do you really want to be doing right now?
[Sitting at home...I know, I'm hella boring]

7. What did you want to be when you were growing up?
[An artist...and well, I sort of when to school to get a degree in something artsy...but now I'm an accounting clerk...woo]

8. How many colleges did you attend?
[just 2]

9. Why did you wear the shirt that you have on right now?
[It was clean, I hadn't worn it this week...and it matched my skirt]

10. GAS PRICES First thought?
[YES! They're going down...FINALLY!]

11. If you could move anywhere and take someone with you...
[I'd take Brian, just because, we'll I'd need some action at some point...but then it would be a toss-up between him and Melissa. Sometimes I can't live without Melissa]

12. First thought when the alarm went off this morning?
[Did I press the snooze alarm? I don't remember setting it for 10 minutes later]

13. Last thought before going to sleep last night?
[Why the hell did I stay up so late?]

14. Favorite style of underwear?
[Anything that fits my fat ass]

15. Favorite style of underwear for the opposite sex?
[Anything that covers their junk and all that...speedo-type underwear is a no-no]

16. What errand/chore do you despise?
[Filing/Sorting paperwork...I used to be so good at it, but honestly...now I'm just lazy]

17. If you didn't have to work, would you volunteer at an art gallery?
[Yes, I would love to do that!]

18. Get up early or sleep in?
[Get up...I hate sleeping in too late...it's such a waste]

19. What is your favorite cartoon character?
[lots of people from anime]

20. Favorite NON sexual thing to do at night with a girl/guy?
[Um...play games and laugh. I think it's fun!]

21. A secret that you wouldn't mind everyone knowing?
[Only a few of you know my secret...so I'm not gonna spill the beans to the rest of you]

22. Are you planning on remaining in your current field?
[Maybe...I actually thought about going back to school and getting a degree in it...but I really want to do history]

23. If you are not married, do you see yourself married in the next five years?
[I hope so...that's the plan]

24. Your favorite lunch meat?
[BOLOGNA!!!!!]

25. What do you get every time you go into a WalMart?
[I usually get one of those big, jumbo buckets of salsa (if I'm out) because I love em...the Pace Chunky salsa]

26. Beach or lake?
[The beach...I miss it sometimes. It's a great place for kite flying and smelling the salt water and finding seashells]

27. Do you think marriage is an outdated ritual that was invented by people who died at 20?
[No, it's something that should be cherished and all that...people just abuse it nowadays]

28. Who do you stalk on MySpace?
[I don't stalk anyone...they know where to find me]

29. Favorite guilty pleasure?
[I like Sanrio paper...I have a filing cabinet full of it...and I will specifically make time in my day when I go back to Seattle to go to the Japanese paper store and get some...I'm a tard]

30. Favorite movie you wouldn't want anyone to find out about?
[Like my hidden porn stash movies? I don't have those...]

31. What's your drink?
[Dr. Pepper...I suck, but I need it]

32. Cowboys or Indians?
[Um...cowboys are rugged, indians are weathered...both are good, I guess]


33. Cops or Robbers?
[Cops...and not because of my name or anything...I just think they're people you can look up to, most of the time]

34. Do you cheer for the bad guy?
[Heck yeah...in movies, I love the bad guy]

35. What Hollywood star do you think resembles you best?
[I don't know...I think I have Barbara Streisand's nose, but I don't think that's a good thing]

36. If you had to pick one, which cast member of Lost would you be?
[I've never watched Lost in my life]

37. What do you want when you are sick?
[People to leave me alone...and I'd love to take a day off work, but I always go in anyway]

38. Who from high school would you like to run into?
[I'd love to run into my friends from Washington that I've not seen in forever!]

39. What radio station is your car radio tuned to right now?
[93.3 was the last one I was on, I think...or it might be 103.5 The Fox...lol...but I listen to my iPod 24/7 though]

42. Norm or Cliff?
[Who are these people?]

43. The Cosby Show or the Simpsons?
[The Simpsons, but I've not watched either for a long time]

44. Worst relationship mistake that you wish you could take back?
[Um...all those things i did when I was 16...I should have waited]

45. Do you like the person who sits directly across from you at work?
[I sit across from a hallway and a window...and of course I like them]

46. If you could get away with it, whom would you kill?
[I don't wish to kill anyone...but it might be fun]

47. What famous person would you like to have dinner with?
[WELL, if i named this person...I don't know if I'd want to really be eating dinner...]

48. What famous person would you like to sleep with?
[lol...see above question]

49. Have you ever had to use a fire extinguisher for its intended purpose?
[No, but I had a fire extinguisher explode in the trunk of my car. that was fun...I thought my car was on fire because my cab started filling up with smoke (it was the dust from the extinguisher)...I pulled over and called my mom and then I realized what it was...I opened my trunk and it was like a nuclear holocaust...needless to say, it was off to the gas station vacuum to clean that out]

50. Last book you read for real?
[Lamb...that was a good book]

51. Do you have a teddy bear?
[Yes, her name is Pinky...and she's in a box at home in Seattle. I loved that bear so much...she's got holes all over, but I love that bear]

52. Strangest place you have ever brushed your teeth?
[Um...in the car or something? I don't know]

53. Somewhere in California you've never been and would like to go?
[Disneyland...never been]

54. Number of texts in a day?
[2...I hardly text at all]

55. At this point in your life would you rather start a new career or relationship?
[New Career]

57. Pencil or pen?
[Pen...I hate pencils]

58. bueller??? bueller??? bueller???
[hehe...I love this movie]

59. How many jobs have you had?
[5 total, 2 in Colorado...3 in Seattle]

60. What do you want to achieve in life?
[Success...and good things for my children]

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