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smudge clothing company.
sometimes randy and sporadicfunk and i draw pictures and we put the pictures on shirts and you have to buy them.

here is a direct link to our store on zazzle.

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mom.
Friday. 9.18.09 11:01 am
i love "your mama" jokes, but i can never find the right place for them.

the only "mom" jokes i can ever slip in are "that's not what your mom said last night" jokes. here are some examples and key statements where you can slip in "that's not what your mom said last night."

1. "get off of me!"
2. "that's so small!"
3. "get out of my bedroom!"
4. "what the f* are you doing?"
5. "i can't keep up with you."

more examples later.

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shake dat laffy taffy.
Thursday. 9.17.09 11:26 am
i think there are beatles stuck in head.

i can't stop singing their songs in my head, out loud, or humming them, or whistling them... but i don't hate that. i love that, actually.

who knew that fifty years after the beatles created their music that they would still be so inspiring to people? will this be the case in another fifty years?

i often wonder if several years from now, if people will look back at music from out time, and call it "classic" whatever genre. i think about listening to music from the 1800's, and how music has gone through so much change. people don't sit around and listen to 1800's music, or marching music (except dexter). plenty of people still listen to oldies, stuff from the 60's and 70's.

but will people, generations from now, look back and listen to that old 50 cent album and call that oldies? and what will come of the music from the 60's? is that going to become really oldies? and will 1800's music be really really oldies? or just dust?

and what will music be like, generations from now? just a random set of electro-funk techno, or like booming club music?

that reminds me, has anyone heard that song laffy taffy? it's probably a few years old now, but i just remembered it. the lyrics, deep as they are, go something like this:

"shake dat laffy taffy, dat laffy taffy, shake dat laffy taffy, dat laffy taffy whaaaat"

that song is just like four different sync-keyboard noises. it's awful. i don't want the NEW oldies to be that in fifty years.

*yawn*

a customer gave me a penny today, and said "here, make up for the money your bank lost last week." actually, our bank is thriving. *flips the bird*

we have these cardboard cut-outs of people for a promo we are running, and they scare the shit out of me everytime i see one around a corner, or right when i open a door. it sucks. i almost fell once.

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paid.
Wednesday. 9.16.09 8:41 am
every wednesday i am required to go to work extra early so our staff (heh.) can have a staff meeting.

it's a waste of time 90% of the time. the other 10% i'm f'in sleepin'.

my work is stacking up on my desk here. it always happens when my coworkers go on vacation. on monday, my two bosses decided to not come into work (one golfing and one "sick") and the other customer service rep is on vacation. that kind of left me here. alone. to attempt to do all the work. ugh.

for half of today, it's going to be the same thing. my two bosses are going to be gone until about 1pm or so. i need to get paid more. my paycheck pretty much says "DICK" with a dollar sign.

also, why is it that this company keeps implementing technology they aren't ready for? we all of the sudden have a new computer system, a new vault, a new coin machine, a new check scanner... why? i mean, i'm all for up and coming awesome technology, but we are getting calls and emails everyday that describe in detail why we have to update software every single day. every day? really? maybe every six months they should come up with something new, but every DAY? if the programs we use are so shitty, then why don't we just... i don't know... NOT use them? ugh.

we need some sort of PPGY for banking. dave, invent something, quick.

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bleeder.
Monday. 9.14.09 9:10 am
so my car asplode.

not really, but an air bleeder valve did burst. my engine and everything else under the hood was covered in antifreeze. smoking, sweet-yet-gross smelling antifreeze.

on saturday i used some water weld epoxy to kind of jam everything back into place. on sunday i drove my car home. i didn't drive it to work today because i didn't want it breaking down in baltimore. someone would probably steal it, and stab me.

i'm tired of cars. let's all learn to fly.

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blogging.
Friday. 9.11.09 10:54 am
dexter season 3 was amazing. i was very pleased with the way it ended. the best thing about dexter is that each season does not necessarily leave a huge cliffhanger. the season's story line seems to end each year. that makes it seem like the people who created themselves have a huge ego, as if to say "we don't need an excuse for you to come back next season."

(they know i'll be back.)

it's pouring outside today. since my car decided to break down the other day, and i haven't had a chance to fix it yet, i will have to wait until it stops raining to fix it. actually, it's hardly a fix. i don't even know if it will work, but i will have to try.

(hope i don't die driving.)

i remember blogging about people who recommend their own blogs, and how it's annoying as hell, because sometimes i will go to look at it, and it will be something that is really not impressive at all, but awful, and then i get to the bottom and realize that it was recommended by the writer themselves. i have one particular user in mind...

(i can draw things too. get a job.)

speaking of them, my friend and i are going to start creating our own tshirts and stuff. rest assured that i will not be recommending my own blogs to try to get money for selling the stuff, but i may post some designs on here, just for funzies. more details on that later.

(kbye.)

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epoxy.
Thursday. 9.10.09 9:34 am
flobots are awful. i don't care how you ride your bike. just thought i'd throw that out there.

the beatles rock band was amazing. b-fer and i were harmonizing a bunch of the beatles songs and it was just some super serial sweet pickins. b-fer, niki, and i beat the game by about 10:45 last night, starting at about 7:30ish. so it's a short game, but totally worth it.

my car broke yesterday. some unidentifiable part came off of my engine. i think that it's some sort of valve and hose combo that doesn't exist on any other car. i'm gonna try to epoxy it back on today, since it looks like something that was epoxied on there in the first place. we'll see how that goes.

i'm pretty pissed about it, but what can you do?

cheers.

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