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Thursday. 7.10.08 10:07 pm
I'm bored out of my mind, i want to just pick up and go right now, go do something not boring. I need a book but don't have a car to get to the store. Anyone know any good book sites?

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Thursday. 7.10.08 8:28 am
The Only Way Is Up

In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic
name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name
of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call
Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful
consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced
that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin.
Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and
of course, Ibepokin.

Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in
liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage
suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to
literally pour himself a stiff one.

Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new
meaning to the names of cocktails, highballs and just a good
old-fashioned stiff drink. Pepsi will market
the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.

Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast
implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means
that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky
boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

had to say the names out loud before i got it hahaha, funny as hell (except the last paragraph only part of that one was funy)

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Wouldnt this be awesome
Sunday. 7.6.08 7:24 am
I think blowing heart or square shaped bubbles would be kick ass, or any other shape other than circle,

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Horrible Job/
Saturday. 7.5.08 9:52 pm
mood: horribly bitch

didn't write this
The job has:

* $0 salary and no equity (you’re supposed to be compensated in experience)
* no benefits other than vacation and sick time: no insurance, for example
* no possibility of promotion or raise, ever
* no job description: just do what you’re told
* micromanaging boss asks about project status every hour
* strict hours, starting at 8:30AM sharp
* if you’re late even a few minutes, your boss sends you to her boss
* rigid workweek, but then you’re expected to work from home a ton
* open-desk seating, not even a cube, with a hard chair
* the work is boring and demeaning, like adding digits and copying text
* all your useless work gets thrown away
* if you want to use a computer, you can buy one or just scribble on paper
* no supplies room, either
* my daughter can’t drive, so commute was complicated
* can’t even put the job on your resume until you work there for a decade

I wish this was a joke or I was making it up.

Having consulted with me, my daughter of course rejected this ridiculous offer and is now just working on side projects while looking for a better opportunity.

But millions of other seven-year-olds accepted identical offers. found it somwehre

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