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guide to success with my weblog.
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step two: click every number at the bottom of the screen.
step three: go back to step one.
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Friday. 11.20.09 12:39 pm
i made a flash application that has this little robot that displays emotion based on what you click. maybe i'll upload it here at some point. the good news is that corporate at my job wants to use it in a presentation for some new program that all of the employees are gonna use. um, hell yeah? i'm writing this on my performance review next year as a sweet contribution to the company.
oh, and i want a raise. is that too much to ask?
Tuesday. 11.17.09 11:05 am
i don't hate anyone on nutang, but for years, your blog has been a pain in the ass.
your immediate removal from our website would be appreciated. kthx.
it's not even a blog, it's a collage of advertisements.
no one visits your blog, except to see if anyone ever visits your blog.
fix the scripts on your site. they don't always work.
also, delete your site.
much appreciated, and cheers.
Friday. 11.13.09 2:32 pm
so i moved to a bigger office in the building where i work. it has a huge window. and a bookshelf. and a cabinet. all of those are things that i didn't have before.
now i have too much space. i have a plant, too. i don't know what type, but it's kind of red, and there are a few gnats.
this office is a manager's office. i have wallpaper, and no one else does. shame. shame i'm not a manager, too.
my eyes are hurting. like, the lids, or something. what is that?
i'm ready for bed.
Monday. 11.9.09 9:47 am
apparently there is a virus out there for the iPhone called the Rick Roll virus. fantastic. now, i must get an iPhone, and get the Rick Roll virus.
if you don't know what a Rick Roll is, then jfgi.
or you can search at youtube.
or i could just explain it. it's pretty much tricking someone into listening to or watching the music video for "never gonna give you up" by rick astley.
one year on youtube, they replaced every single video with the music video by rick astley for a practical joke on april fools day. that was pretty hilarious.
btw, nothing too exciting going on in my personal life. that's why i must make entries about things like this. anjoy.
Thursday. 11.5.09 3:54 pm
does anyone watch dexter? yes, i ask this every week. yes, i will continue to.
so, last sunday, on dexter, jon lithgow (who is guest starring as the "trinity killer" this season) was whistling a song. i was thinking "what is that song? i know that from somewhere." i'm pretty positive that he was whistling a tune from shrek. it was the tune where shrek and donkey first go to duloc, and they listen to the puppet song about the rules. i swear that's the tune. i haven't seen the episode since sunday, so i will have to watch it again to confirm.
if you happen to watch that episode, or youtube it, then let me know whether i'm right or wrong. i thought it was an interesting easter egg, considering jon lithgow was in shrek. okay, bye.
i was wrong. he is whistling "are you washed in the blood?" a common hymn.
Monday. 11.2.09 2:18 pm
b-fer expects a ukulele medley from me. like a super long list of ten second snippets from songs, in a row. i'm not THAT good. i'm not even THAT okay.
i'm learning "I'll Make A Man Out Of You" for the uke. now. i will make a video when it's done.
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