BULL MARKET -- A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius.

BEAR MARKET -- A 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewelry, and the husband gets no sex.

VALUE INVESTING -- The art of buying low and selling lower.

P/E RATIO -- The percentage of investors wetting their pants as the market keeps crashing.

BROKER -- What my broker has made me.

STANDARD & POOR -- Your life in a nutshell.

STOCK ANALYST -- Idiot who just downgraded your stock.

STOCK SPLIT -- When your ex-wife and her lawyer split your assets equally between themselves.

FINANCIAL PLANNER -- A guy whose phone has been disconnected.

MARKET CORRECTION -- The day after you buy stocks.

CASH FLOW -- The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet.

CEO --Chief Embezzlement Officer.

CFO-- Corporate Fraud Officer.

YAHOO -- What you yell after selling it to some poor sucker for $240 per share.

WINDOWS -- What you jump out of when you're the sucker who bought Yahoo @ $240 per share.

INSTITUTIONAL INVESTOR -- Past year investor who's now locked up in a nuthouse.

PROFIT -- An archaic word no longer in use.

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"I have a ticket for tonight's F1, U want?"

"OF COZ!" omg! grandstand seats!

super excited as I made my way to the grandstands. My seat was at the pit and pretty near the starting line. As I was climbing the stairs, when i hear the roar of the engines. damn i missed the flag off!

I finally found my seats and the 1st practice run was already on. F1 cars raced past at such a speed that snapping my head from left to right was not even close to enuff to keep up. and obviously its impossible to take any decent pictures with a mere camera phone.

Nope. I din see anyone. not even Hamiliton. Haiz. His pit and crew were just out of sight range,.. just a little bit more and i would be directly in front of him. Opposite us, other than the pit and crew, the were the very expansivve suite tickets. So different are they from us mortals who are out sweating in the heat and smelling the burning rubber that they were protected in air conditioned rooms perched on top of the f1 pit crew. While we were hnungry and thirsty they had their dinner served to them banquet style.

2 cars crashed! so fun! one of the car fender totally smashed as the car turned a corner! so exciting right! almost like a real race! and another actually crashed and started smoking. the driver got out of his car and waited dejectedly and for the tow truck. sitting on the ledge in front of the other side of the grandstand... while the commentator went "so embarrassing for him..." lolx!

ok.. i need to do project ciao!

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