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Monday. 12.4.06 9:01 pm
You guys fell for it again

Haha fun times in English today . My teacher asked us what we did over the weekend, and two of my classmates raised their hands. One went to a Christmas music concert, and the other learned some type of African dance. For the prize of 10 extra credit points, they had to perform before the class, one of them singing "Oh Come all Ye Faithful" and the other dancing her African dance . Lol I haven't laughed so hard in a verrrry long time. Our teacher was crying . Oh how I wish all Mondays could start out so great...

Anyways, jump rope practice was exhausting. I was prepared to fall feebly to the floor. . I really wish my stupid phone would let me transfer videos onto the computer so some more jump rope clips, but unfortunately Verizon has blocked all external software from accessing the phone. Because they want people to spend their money on Vcast instead . The Muffin Man is very unhappy about this.

P.S. I still need to make a banner for this site. Oh and Kelsey Heyd has been disturbing my learning process in a certain History class lately, and she requires discipline. Swarm now my minions!

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Do not try to bend the spoon. That's impossible. Instead, try to realize the truth. There is no spoon. Then you will see that it is not the spoon that bends, it is only yourself.
Site Under Construction (updated)
Sunday. 12.3.06 1:57 pm
I'm doing a bit of re-designing to make things more efficient. So if you see anything really strange going on with the template, there's the reason.

That is all


--Update--

OK. So it might not seem like I changed a lot. Things might actually look a little worse. But things are working a looot better now trust me. Instead of using margins to center everything, it's all done with the handy < div >, meaning that my profile + readings are no longer off center, and everything works in Firefox! Score. At least I think it does. I'll add a border around the middle column when I have the time/feel like it :)

Anyways, feel free to leave reviews, and if you really don't like it please say so.

K so this still isn't finished, so keep that in mind whiel you vote XD. Particularly the un-matching banner.

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Do not try to bend the spoon. That's impossible. Instead, try to realize the truth. There is no spoon. Then you will see that it is not the spoon that bends, it is only yourself.
With fingernails that shine like justice
Saturday. 12.2.06 3:17 pm
Watched X-men2 last night on the plasma...niiiice. Gotta love Kelly Hu and those freakish claw/fingernails of hers. But you could still love Kelly Hu without them .

Anyways, I just remembered this story the other day. It happened a few weeks ago. Me and my dad were going to some dump to throw away a bunch of crap in the trailer. We were throwing a dishwasher in (yes, a dishwasher), but the leg of it hooked onto my glove. It was one of those movie moments where you see the person say "oh sh*t" right before they're about to go flying. So I didn't go flying, but I certainly did crash into the safety ropes surrounding the pit. I pulled the dishwasher up with one arm, unhooked it with the other, and listened to my dad have a heart attack. Lol I'm pretty sure he was freaking out more than I was . Oh well, I'm a survivor!

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Do not try to bend the spoon. That's impossible. Instead, try to realize the truth. There is no spoon. Then you will see that it is not the spoon that bends, it is only yourself.
The Plasma-Man hath cometh!
Thursday. 11.30.06 6:52 pm
Oh snap! Ok, so I can't say it quite like Middaymoon, but it still symbolizes something just as awesome:
The plasma screen arrived today!


Hollllerrrrr . It's a grand 50-incher...so precious. It's going in my parent's room ...but where else was it supposed to go, my room? Yeah right . At first I was kind of opposed to it, since I think we need a new computer instead. But now that I can stroke its fine metallic finish, I'm not gonna be doing any disagreeing.

Ok. Time for the big question. Why is it called Nutang? Seriously. This title has no roots in reality. This might be because Nutang was concieved by baboons, who obviously have no mind in reality either. Concieved by baboons, operated by dave. Or was it the other way around? The plot thickens...I may have to make a forum topic on this, since this shall require much debate. Unless of course I'm just being an ignorant fool , in which case you may all throw paper balls at me like the kids in Frostbitten's class. Curses, I should not have supported that idea....


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Lol I love that guy.

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Do not try to bend the spoon. That's impossible. Instead, try to realize the truth. There is no spoon. Then you will see that it is not the spoon that bends, it is only yourself.
Who wants free cake?!
Wednesday. 11.29.06 4:59 pm
Not really, but I'm sure that got your attention. You know folks, cake is bad for you, despite what doctors might say.

Anyways, it hasn't snowed yet and I'm getting worried. Something better happen or else I might have to go to school tomorrow. In the meantime, enjoy something you might have seen already:

The end of it's the best part. Pretty cool actually...you can tell how they did some of it, but the last one? Yeesh.


Good day.

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Do not try to bend the spoon. That's impossible. Instead, try to realize the truth. There is no spoon. Then you will see that it is not the spoon that bends, it is only yourself.
My letter to the school district
Wednesday. 11.29.06 12:53 pm
Dear Federal Way School District,

You are idealistic morons. First of all, Student-Led-Conferences, as you love to call them, are exceedingly efficient at wasting everyone's time.. Your EALRS (Essential Academic Learning Requirements) can burn in hell. News flash: nobody gives a damn about them. And now, you want to cancel conferences and resume school on Thursday and Friday. Are you serious? Would you like to be assassinated?

It's supposed to snow again tonight


Are you ignorant, or just incapable of understanding the weatherman? Let's see how many people show up, biatches.

Sincerely,
The-Muffin-Man

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Do not try to bend the spoon. That's impossible. Instead, try to realize the truth. There is no spoon. Then you will see that it is not the spoon that bends, it is only yourself.
Like when you were kids.
Tuesday. 11.28.06 8:47 pm
Something I never really appreciated until recently:
Tang, it's a kick in the glass!"

Anybody else remember this? I'm not sure how widely distributed this stuff was. They used to play this commercial all the time when I was a wee child, and I never understood its majesty. Speaking of being a wee child, me and my sister went outside to play in the snow today . We have a big backyard in my house, so we brought the puppy with us. It was pretty refreshing actually, we haven't had snow like this for years...the stuff was pretty powdery, so the snowballs were pretty terrible, but that doesn't matter because my sister sucks at throwin them anyway lol.

You know, it's really hard to do flips when you're wearing a giant fat suit and boots.

Which way am I rotating? Hmm...what a mystery

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Do not try to bend the spoon. That's impossible. Instead, try to realize the truth. There is no spoon. Then you will see that it is not the spoon that bends, it is only yourself.
Oh. My. Goodness.
Tuesday. 11.28.06 12:27 am
Snow. Do I love or it? Well, I've never been stuck in it for approximately 3 hours. It was so dense, and everything was so much of the same color...seeing buildings again was a miracle in itself. There were cars slipping everywhere, there were no lanes anymore. The freeway turned into a giant maze, and the speed at which we traveled was no more than 5 feet per minute.

But now that I'm home, I'm free to revel in the glory of the snow. It's a beautiful thing really...just not when you have to deal with it > . And it has not let up. By morning there should be at least more than a foot. You know what that means...


Yup that was my exciting day. How about you?

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