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Not procrastinating!
Thursday. 12.4.08 1:02 pm
Ok, maybe I am, just a smidgen.

I need to be in the process of scanning my homework so I can turn it in.

But the homework itself is done! It is! All four problems!

I was going to post a few days ago, when I should have been studying, but I decided to study instead.

I've discovered where I want to go for spring break. Crater of Diamonds State Park. I'll obviously have to plan a way to get there, a place to stay, all of that other stuff. I'd like for Dave to come along, but he has work that week.

I probably won't go, but I can hope and dream. Maybe I'll win the lottery by then, so I can buy a car and go myself? Or I'll buy a private jet and fly to the government to ask them for some money.

It's totally exciting, the prospect of going to this park to dig for diamonds over break. Maybe I'd find a really fancy one, have it cut, and be all "zomg it is mine" (damn, you can't caps more than caps) "

I

cut it, and it is BETTER than yours!"

Since I've moved, I have gained about 10 lbs. I'd like them to go away, because damnit, I can only wear one of my pairs of jeans that I normally wear. Holy crap, it is 54 degrees out. I might have to wear my man-jeans. Oh, but it is due to rain, no man jeans. :(

ANYWAY.

In my turning to my favorite place for information, I go looking for information to help guide me in my endeavor to de-fatass myself. I find tons of pages that are all "zomg! R u teh fatass? Lose 6.022*1023 lbs overnight!" and full of doctored pictures. Right. I'll buy some of Oprah's very own Açai berry tea, and drink it with some wu-long and some wu-yi and some wu-wu-wu as well.

Wait, I can't make fun of those, I totally was just taking crazy quack pills.

Anyway. The "legit" sites, that are always aimed towards those TEENY-TINY-IDDY-BITTY sized wimmens that think they are three times the size of Rosie O'Donnell and would beat you to death if you tried to tell them otherwise, are full of wonderful information.

Don't drink whole milk!
Don't drink soda!
Get your salad dressing on the side!
Drink plenty of water!
Get plenty of fiber!
Don't put cream/milk/sugar/whatever in your coffee/tea!
Eat only half of your meal at a restaurant!
Use low-cal mayo!

Don't eat more than three eggs a week? o.O I thought they were good low-calorie/high-protein snacks... Who knows.

I can't stand whole milk, it's super rare that I drink soda, salad dressing on the side is a must (lest they drown my salad in it :( ), I drink a ton of water and am flat out convinced that I don't get enough fiber so most EVERYTHING I buy is the "high-fiber" version, I drink my coffee/tea black/plain, I can't eat half of a meal at a restaurant, and mayo is disgusting.

I don't have a car, so I walk here and there and back, occasionally I'll catch the bus, but I may well walk to where I'm going since the bus is a bit out of the way. I blame the not-yet-winter, it's awful to walk much of anywhere. I think I'll just have to clear the living room and start doing things there.

Oooh it's a nice day, I can walk to the shop I want to go to. Score!

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Day 6
Friday. 11.28.08 9:08 pm
Tomorrow is the last day of CQP, they are part of a "7" day cleanse. I say "7", because I consider a day to be two doses, where they consider the first day to be one.

Totally super-TMI:

I totally just crapped something NOT poop, as it did not have any of the characteristics of a proper poop. I'd love to know what it is, maybe the hotel front desk has a poop-palpitating-device. Maybe CQP are totally super working, which is kind of scary, considering that I'm fairly certain I had a poop of angry wormy-looking things and pulled a crazy wormy-thing out of my nose. It didn't have boogery characteristics.

NO MORE TMI, BTW.

I'm supposed to be studying for my tests, but I haven't cracked the book. I am an awful student.

I had some coconut almond chocolate chip ice cream, it was TOTALLY super tasty, even though the mall in which I purchased it is a bit on the shady side.

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Day 5
Thursday. 11.27.08 8:26 am
Because yesterday was actually day 4, and so and so forth.

I consider a "day" where I take both halves of the CQP (crazy quack pills), so Sunday doesn't count as day "one" in my book.

I've slept a lot better since I started taking CQP, but they say you should be able to take on your regular life without being glued to el baño. Maybe it's just that the need for el baño comes at the most inopportune time.

None of the days have been as exciting as day 2/1, though.

Anyway.

I am in Maryland!

On the way up, I saw the best Mustang ever. It was one of the smaller, old mustangs it was black, and instead of having the cartoony swirl flames, it had cartoony swirl flames, filled in with photorealistic flames!

It was great.

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Day two!
Tuesday. 11.25.08 7:52 am
I am on day two of crazy quack pills.

Unless they are full of things that expand to n times their size in fluid... :/ Then I have come across some creepy things. Perhaps they are not so crazy and quacky.

Anyway, today is a day of baking!

I get to bake a pie and some cookies. Hopefully the pie will turn out alright.

I also need to look into getting my hair done and mailing this package... and study.

Ah, so much to do.

I don't know what I'm getting Dave for xmas! This bothers me, as I would usually have known several months ago, and bought it several weeks ago.

Pooh.

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Sleep thoughts
Monday. 11.24.08 8:01 am
So, as long as I've been feeling like the rear end of a horse, I've been having crazy sleeping troubles.

It takes an hour or two to get to sleep. I wake up three hours later and take another hour to get to sleep. I wake up another three hours later, and screw it, it's 7.30, I'll get up.

Ok. So I am in the bed, trying to sleep. Dave is sawing logs like he's trying to build a cabin. I am pondering.

I had another ponderance, but I don't remember what it was.

The amusing one was "what if health insurance were like warranties?".

You fall out of a tree, get your insurance canceled, because obviously you are abusing the product, unless you have one of those be-all-end-all plans that allows you to have one major part repaired (due to user error) a year.

I guess smoking/drugs/etc could also be seen as abuse and grounds for terminating the insurance.

Oh god, if The Great Evil (best buy) were in charge of insurance... I would be dead.

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Woo! crazy tmi stuff
Sunday. 11.23.08 10:15 pm
So I've been feeling teh awful for at least the past week.

Crazy me, I've been paranoid about parasites and odd intestinal distresses for quite some while.

So I've bought this stuff called "The Cleaner".

I was worried that it had a "as seen on tv" sticker on it, but the ingredients seem legit.

Also, it has the url to How to use the bathroom, which is a page I've read many times over.

I guess the both of those facts help to cancel the sketch of the ASOTV label.

I'll post on how it goes.

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