So today we ran the circuit. This consists of one track lap, ten pushups, another tracklap, around the tennis courts, then the bleachers, which is basically up and down three flights of stairs.

Normally I get a B+ or so on this...

Today I tripped and fell. At least, I think I tripped. Not really sure what happened. But I do know I fell. So the teacher came over, asked if I was okay, and said he'd take 15 seconds off my time after I was done. Yay. :)

Half of me was very dusty, but I managed to finish in 7:31. Minus fifteen seconds, and it's 7:16. ONE second away from an A.... oh well.

Didn't get any positive feedback on the Nutang photo contest idea, so how about just a contest where you take a picture of yourself, with or without your computer? (Suggested by AlienShift4) This offers more possible creativity. But... if we did have a contest with this, who would give out the prize? Would there BE a prize?

Ici votre photo.


The only carebear I could ever like....

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You know what we should do? We should have a picture contest.

We can have it where you take a picture of yourself next to/around/somewhere in the vicinity of your computer, which would have the Nutang homepage displayed on the screen. Or your personal Nutang site or whatever. And then whoever has the best picture wins some pps. I think that would be cool.

I'd start that in the forums but I'm saving up for something and I don't want to give away any pps at the moment...

Anybody care to comment?

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The king of the country was a great gourmet. His favorite activity was eating. All day long he would sample various dishes and succulent morsels of the foods his esteemed royal chefs placed before him. When he wasn't tasting exotic substances he ruled his kingdom, which happened to be quite advanced in the culinary arts. This was his life.

One day he was eating a carefully prepared salmon fillet when he chanced upon something unusual. The king had discovered a small bone in his fish. It choked him and made his royal throat quite sore, which severely distressed him. As soon as the bone was extracted from his system he decided that nothing of the sort should ever happen again, to him or anyone else. He called up his royal lawmaker, and told him:

"I want you to make a law."

The royal lawmaker said "yes, that is my job; what do you want the law to be?" The king then proceeded to tell him of his plan.

"I decree that no fish should be allowed to have bones, and any such possession of said item is to be punishable by death. All fish are now required to be boneless."

Though the lawmaker thought this an immeasureably idiotic idea, he wrote it down. After all, what could he do? Talk back to the king and bad things happen...

Several weeks later the king was dining upon an especially delicious piece of halibut when he found another bone. This one got lodged in his throat and choked him to death.

The end.

The moral of the story is: Powerful idiots are no better than normal idiots.

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Not sure how today was....

I know it was extremely foggy at first, and I loved that.

But as far as friends go I'm kinda confused.

One of my friends just really isn't that close anymore, whatever she thinks. Just because you might have a few tiny little things in common, doesn't mean you're friends with someone. I don't know if she gets that. I've kind of been... well I just don't have very good feelings when it comes to her. And I admit I was kind of glaring at her and not talking to her and I told her I didn't want to talk to her. :/ This probably won't turn out well.

On a lighter note, I got some more music! :D

On a darker note, I don't think I'm going to be able to go to that concert. :( I couldn't find anyone to go with. And my mom won't take me if nobody else can come. I hope there are more SWR concerts soon....

Pikcha! (Picture)


Be afraid. Be VERY afraid.

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Poor Davey....

I found the lyrics to an old AFI song...

File 13

I sleep until there is no light.
I'm wide awake all through the night.
Dinner may suck but I'll take a bite,
I do whatever I can.
My muscles stiffen through the day.
Discomfort never goes away.
Why dont you just throw me away
I feel like a garbage can.
Throw me away,
I've got no use.
Throw me away,
I'm nothing to lose.
Throw me away,
I feel like shit.
I am useless.
I know I know nothing at all.
I'd take stand,
but I know I'd fall.
I'd run head-down into a wall and watch my blood run faster.
Girls laugh and pass me on the street.
I spook out everyone I meet.
I've got pink toenails on my feet,
I'm such a fucking master.
Throw me away,
I've got no use.
Throw me away,
I'm nothing to lose.
Throw me away,
I feel like shit.
I am useless.
I never seem to feel well.
I always seem to look like hell.
It seems like everyone can tell my mind is going numb.
My mom thinks I wear women's clothes.
I get dogged on at all the shows.
It seems that everybody knows I look like a fucking bum.
Throw me away,
I've got no use.
Throw me away,
I'm nothing to lose.
Throw me away,
I feel like shit.
I am useless.


To tell the truth I've never seen any pictures of him wearing pink nail polish on his toes... but I'll just assume he did... at one time....

Isn't it sad though?

Edit:

Oh wow.


In other news I made this:

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If you don't understand my title, it means "stories," just randomified a little. :)

And of course, I am going to write some stories for you. But very short ones.

The Little Ladybug
Once into the future there lived a giant ladybug whose name was Gympod. This ladybug was the color of lemon flavored snowcones and loved to skip merrily around the Sun. Nobody could get Gympod down. Then one day a giant borl accidently stepped on Gympod and everybody had vegan muffins. The end.
Moral: Don't eat lemon flavored snowcones.

Bobby Plankatank
There never lived a person named Bobby Plankatank. But there did live a Billy Prampatamp. Billy liked to eat cardigans and draw snails. He was a very normal little scamp. Everybody liked Billy. Except for everybody in the world. So they went to his TV and burned down his Pokemon collection. Then they gave him atomic wedgies and flew away to the land of the Lakes. The End.
Moral: Don't follow trends like Pokemon.

The Beautiful Princess
Eleventeen times under a place there lived a hideous old witch whose name was Marmaladle. She turned herself into a beautiful princess and even though she was horribly spoiled and mean and didn't brush her teeth or ever take showers everyone loved her because she starred in a Disney film. The End.
Moral: Most people only care about appearances.

Future Wide Eyes
In the future, 790 years ago, there will be checkmarks and Chex. The hero strangegarbage will arise and try to bring down the evil Yourstuff, but will fail because Yourstuff has too many followers. The other heros larrycat and slimboat will create an empire of french fried tomatoes, and the bag will cover the moon with cheesesticks. But Yourstuff will rule the world so they will all move to Mars and live happily ever after. The End.
Moral: Titles may have nothing to do with the stories they accompany.

Perilous Clams
In the caves of Imbardigo there lives a clan of Perilous Clams. They appear as ordinary, run-of-the-mill clams, but they hide a secret so dangerous that anybody who knows it immediately dies. Since the Perilous Clams know the secret they die. And now all the Perilous Clams are dead. Buy them now for $5.99 a pound!
Moral: Nothing gets in the way of business.

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