A few words
"When we describe the Moon as dead, we are describing the deadness in ourselves. When we find space so hideously void, we are describing our own unbearable emptiness."
~ D.H. Lawrence
"Is the meaning of life defined by its duration? Or does life have a purpose so large that it doesn't have to be prolonged at any cost to preserve its meaning?"
"Living is not good, but living well. The wise man, therefore, lives as well as he should, not as long as he can... He will always think of life in terms of quality not quantity... Dying early or late is of no relevance, dying well or ill is... even if it is true that while there is life there is hope, life is not to be bought at any cost."
"People will tell you nothing matters, the whole world's about to end soon anyway. Those people are looking at life the wrong way. I mean, things don't need to last forever to be perfect."
~ Daydream Nation
"All Bette's stories have happy endings. That's because she knows where to stop. She's realized the real problem with stories-- if you keep them going long enough, they always end in death."
~ The Sandman: Preludes & Nocturnes
"The road now stretched across open country, and it occurred to me - not by way of protest, not as a symbol, or anything like that, but merely as a novel experience - that since I had disregarded all laws of humanity, I might as well disregard the rules of traffic. So I crossed to the left side of the highway and checked the feeling, and the feeling was good. It was a pleasant diaphragmal melting, with elements of diffused tactility, all this enhanced by the thought that nothing could be nearer to the elimination of basic physical laws than deliberately driving on the wrong site of the road."
~ Vladimir Nabokov, Lolita
"It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend."
~ William Blake
Think about it
Kill that boredom!
Binder Paper Comics
Web Comics and Such
A Distant Soil (Some nudity)
The Adventures of Gyno-Star (Some explicit stuff)
Blue Milk Special
Cigarro & Cerveja
Cyanide and Happiness
dead winter (has some explicit stuff)
Devilbear: The Grimoires of Bearalzebub (PG-13?)
Eat That Toast!
The Fancy Adventures of Jack Cannon
For Lack of a Better Comic
Girls with Slingshots (some explicit stuff...?)
The Intrepid Girlbot
The Last Halloween
Last Train to Old Town
The League of Evil Genius
Legend of Bill
Living With Insanity (some nudity)
Love Me Nice
Married to the Sea
The Moon Prince
Moth (Some nudity)
The Non-Adventures of Wonderella
Political Cartoonists Index
Poorly Drawn Lines
The Property of Hate
Robbie and Bobby
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Scenes from a Multiverse
The Secret Knots
Stand Still. Stay Silent
Strong Female Protagonist
The Super Fogeys
Tales of Pylea
Three Word Phrase (some nudity)
Tiny Kitten Teeth
Toothpaste for Dinner
Trying Human (Some nudity)
Two Guys and Guy
Yellow Peril (PG-13)
Infrequently/No Longer Updating Web Comics
The Abominable Charles Christopher
The Adventures of Dr. McNinja
The Adventures of Ellie Connelly
Bag of Toast
Bear in Mind
The Book of Biff
Chain Bear (Some explicit stuff)
Daisy is Dead
Ectopiary (Some nudity)
Edmund Finney's Quest to Find the Meaning of Life
A Fine Example
Finn and Charlie are HITCHED
Hark! A Vagrant
Head Doctor Productions
Hello with Cheese
Kyle & Atticus
Lesbian Pirates from Outer Space
Letters to a Wild Boar
Lovecraft is Missing
Meat and Plastic
The Nerds of Paradise
No Reason Comics
One Swoop Fell
Pictures for Sad Children
A Redtail's Dream
Roy's Boys (PG 13?)
Run Freak Run
The Super Gay Adventures of Ross Boston
YU + ME
Pure Flash Awesomeness
Die Anstalt : Toy Psychiatry
Clients from Hell
Creatures in My Head
Damn You Auto Correct!
Jhonen Vasquez's site
Overheard in New York
Passive Aggressive Notes
Hello. You have an appointment on: 9/31/06
Monday, October 2, 2006
So I've been doing a bit more prank calling with my friend.
Called some random asian lady and said
AL: What? I think you have the wrong number.
Me: NO! I KNOW BOBBY LIVES HERE!
AL: NO NO there is no Bobby here!
Me: Why won't you let me talk to Bobby?
AL: You dialed the wrong number!
Me: NO I NEVER DIAL THE WRONG NUMBER! Let me talk to Bobby!
AL: *Exasperated laugh* No no no there is no Bobby here.
Me: UGH! My gosh you're so RUDE!
Hehe. I've been kind of bad lately. :P
This one was more funny.
Answering machine: Hello. I am not home right now. Please leave a message.
Angie: Hello. You have an appointment on *in a deep voice* Sunday, September 31st about your pregnancy test results. Even though you are a man, your results are positive. Next time, I suggest the use of a condom. Thank you. Goodbye.
And of course....
Me in a deep voice: Ahem. Sir, this is the FBI.
Me: This is the FBI.
Me: You are under arrest.
Me: This is the FBI. You are under arrest.
But I think he figured it out because I had to try and stifle a laugh halfway through and it didn't work that well.
Answering machine: *Music* Hey I'm not here right now... leave a message.
Me in a funny voice: Heylo? Heylo? I want to talk to you. Heylo? Are you there? I have a squirrel in my pants. Heylo? Okay. Goodbye.
Ah.... stupid times.... but good ones nonetheless. :)
Sunday, October 1, 2006
I hope I don't get taken away by the SNN! :0
SNN = Society for Nutang Neglect
Me: Lalala *doing stuff*
SNN: ATTENTION! YOU ARE UNDER ARREST FOR NUTANG NEGLECT!
Me: What? NOOOOO!
SNN: Yes! You don't do enough anymore! Just look at your [tiny] number of popularity points!
Me: *GASP* it must be true!
SNN: Ha! Now you have to go to NN jail where all you get to eat is stale crackers and cereal that's actually pencil shavings!
Me: NOOOOOO THE CARBS! THE CARBS!
Ah, how sad that will be. :(
But I will have people protesting against my confinement. :)
Saturday, September 30, 2006
Out and about....
Saturday, September 30, 2006
So I haven't been on for a day or so....
Been doin' stuff.
Normally I'm just a sit-at-home-no-life kinda person.
Well.... I guess that's changing.
I went with my friend Lena to the creek nearby and we went "exploring."
We also saw a bunch of boys on bikes, one of which said
"Hey do you guys ride bikes?"
Him: Oh you should try it. I bet you'd be really good at it.
Me as we walked away: Oh sure, I'd probably kill myself if I tried to do that....
There were actually a couple of hot ones in the group but they left. :(
Then when it got dark we went back to Lena's house and called her grandma, who took us to Chili's. That was.... fun? Eh... it was good.
And today I'm going to go hang out with my friend Angie. Aaah no time for Nutang anymore! :(
Maybe I'll be on more tomorrow.
Canned heat in my heels baby
Friday, September 29, 2006
Well... if you don't know what the title is based on... too bad! Mehehe.
Like some people may or may not know, I take weight training in place of regular P.E. 10. And.... there are guys in the class who can lift a lot.
One guy in particular is strong. ;D
I don't really like him though. And I mean crush-wise, not "I like/dislike you as a person"-wise.
He was benching some 100 lbs. (Heh. Like 4 times what I can do) and he made it look sooooo easy. :P So he was just smiling and lifting really fast.
And then.... I started laughing. It's not that anything in particular was funny about it. It's just that I suddenly thought of him as one of the dancers in this really stupid music video thing I saw. My friend was staring at me with that look on her face that can only mean. Hehe. Well I guess that if someone I knew just randomly started laughing for apparently no good reason I'd stare at them too.
I think I have the video somewhere back in one of my posts. You can see it somewhere.... way back there.... I dunno. I just felt like talking about something rather stupid and meaningless.
Let's play dressup!
Thursday, September 28, 2006
Haha. Those flash dress up games are fun. :P But only the G-rated ones.
I made myself an emo boy!
Doesn't he just look THRILLED? Hehehe.
What light from yonder window breaks...
Thursday, September 28, 2006
Okay sorry the title doesn't really have anything to do with my entry. It's just that I've had that stuck in my head since last year and I needed to get it out.
Tests are like the morning after pill. Every time you take one a little something inside you dies.
Today at lunch I prank called a bunch of people with my friend's cell phone. Hehe... it was AWESOME. Most of the numbers I randomly punched in were disconnected or nonexistant, but it was still fun.
I got a voice mail machine. So I said (in a really high girly voice)
"JOHNNY! I LOVE YOU! I'm so sorry!!! Please come back to me! *Sob*"
I actually got someone for this one.
Guy: Heeeeey what's up.
Me: JOHNNY! JOHHNY I LOVE YOU SO MUCH! PLEASE TAKE ME BACK! I'M SO SORRY I WON'T EVER DO IT AGAIN!!!!"
Guy: Wha... what?!?!
That was pretty funny.
I got another machine. But I varied on the general message.
Me (in a deep voice trying to sound like a guy): Umm hey Mary I just wanted to say that I'll never ask you to get piercings again... I know you don't like them and I'm sorry... I'll give you your money back if you want it removed... yeah... *sob* I LOVE YOU MARY!
That was what really cracked my friends up... I guess since I was acting really serious they thought it was more funny... I dunno.
I wish I could've see these people's faces.
And you think I'M random?
WAIT WAIT I'M NOT DEAD YET!!! NEW STORY
Wednesday, September 27, 2006
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