A few words
"When we describe the Moon as dead, we are describing the deadness in ourselves. When we find space so hideously void, we are describing our own unbearable emptiness."
~ D.H. Lawrence
"Is the meaning of life defined by its duration? Or does life have a purpose so large that it doesn't have to be prolonged at any cost to preserve its meaning?"
"Living is not good, but living well. The wise man, therefore, lives as well as he should, not as long as he can... He will always think of life in terms of quality not quantity... Dying early or late is of no relevance, dying well or ill is... even if it is true that while there is life there is hope, life is not to be bought at any cost."
"People will tell you nothing matters, the whole world's about to end soon anyway. Those people are looking at life the wrong way. I mean, things don't need to last forever to be perfect."
~ Daydream Nation
"All Bette's stories have happy endings. That's because she knows where to stop. She's realized the real problem with stories-- if you keep them going long enough, they always end in death."
~ The Sandman: Preludes & Nocturnes
"The road now stretched across open country, and it occurred to me - not by way of protest, not as a symbol, or anything like that, but merely as a novel experience - that since I had disregarded all laws of humanity, I might as well disregard the rules of traffic. So I crossed to the left side of the highway and checked the feeling, and the feeling was good. It was a pleasant diaphragmal melting, with elements of diffused tactility, all this enhanced by the thought that nothing could be nearer to the elimination of basic physical laws than deliberately driving on the wrong site of the road."
~ Vladimir Nabokov, Lolita
"It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend."
~ William Blake
Think about it
Kill that boredom!
Binder Paper Comics
Web Comics and Such
A Distant Soil (Some nudity)
The Adventures of Gyno-Star (Some explicit stuff)
Blue Milk Special
Cigarro & Cerveja
Cyanide and Happiness
dead winter (has some explicit stuff)
Devilbear: The Grimoires of Bearalzebub (PG-13?)
Eat That Toast!
The Fancy Adventures of Jack Cannon
For Lack of a Better Comic
Girls with Slingshots (some explicit stuff...?)
The Intrepid Girlbot
The Last Halloween
Last Train to Old Town
The League of Evil Genius
Legend of Bill
Living With Insanity (some nudity)
Love Me Nice
Married to the Sea
The Moon Prince
Moth (Some nudity)
The Non-Adventures of Wonderella
Political Cartoonists Index
Poorly Drawn Lines
The Property of Hate
Robbie and Bobby
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Scenes from a Multiverse
The Secret Knots
Stand Still. Stay Silent
Strong Female Protagonist
The Super Fogeys
Tales of Pylea
Three Word Phrase (some nudity)
Tiny Kitten Teeth
Toothpaste for Dinner
Trying Human (Some nudity)
Two Guys and Guy
Yellow Peril (PG-13)
Infrequently/No Longer Updating Web Comics
The Abominable Charles Christopher
The Adventures of Dr. McNinja
The Adventures of Ellie Connelly
Bag of Toast
Bear in Mind
The Book of Biff
Chain Bear (Some explicit stuff)
Daisy is Dead
Ectopiary (Some nudity)
Edmund Finney's Quest to Find the Meaning of Life
A Fine Example
Finn and Charlie are HITCHED
Hark! A Vagrant
Head Doctor Productions
Hello with Cheese
Kyle & Atticus
Lesbian Pirates from Outer Space
Letters to a Wild Boar
Lovecraft is Missing
Meat and Plastic
The Nerds of Paradise
No Reason Comics
One Swoop Fell
Pictures for Sad Children
A Redtail's Dream
Roy's Boys (PG 13?)
Run Freak Run
The Super Gay Adventures of Ross Boston
YU + ME
Pure Flash Awesomeness
Die Anstalt : Toy Psychiatry
Clients from Hell
Creatures in My Head
Damn You Auto Correct!
Jhonen Vasquez's site
Overheard in New York
Passive Aggressive Notes
Hip-Hop? Ha...ha... NO.
Tuesday, October 10, 2006
So I hate hip-hop. And rap.
And pretty much all things popular.
But hey, that's who I am.
Although I have an intense hatred for the song, My Humps happened to pop into my head as I was walking home today. But... the lyrics were a bit mutated.
I don't know the entire song so what I do know came out as this:
Whatcha gonna do with all that space... all that space inside your head...
I'm a gon gon gonna be brain dead, be brain dead up in my head...
My head my head... my stupid little head....
Yeah that was pretty much it. But I thought it was kind of funny. :P
I'ma put up a video now.
Starchtastical Magic Bleach
Sunday, October 8, 2006
This is the story of a container of bleach. MAGICAL bleach. SPECIAL MAGICAL bleach.
Once under a time there didn't live a magical wizard who enchanted things. Instead, there was a small semi-magical piece of belly-button lint. This was due to the large budget cuts earlier in the year. "No No!" the king had said. "We just can't spend any money on magic this year! We're already behind because of that war in Tleffkatopialtrook!" "But sir!" his chief advisor had protested "we don't really KNOW that the Tleffkatopialtrooks have extra dangerous swords of doom!" "Yeah well I'm the king so I say they do!" replied the king, and that was that.
Little did they know that the evil Pringlomaniac was coming towards the kingdom!!!! *DUN DUN DUNNNNN!*
The evil Pringlomaniac was notorious for his evilness and cunning. He had the ability to make you fat.... with 50732058 tasty chips of DOOM!!! Because of his successful snack company he had made a fortune, and was using his money to terrorize the populace. Once, a great worrier had stood against him...
"But you're making people FAT!" said the worrier.
"MWAHAHAHA I don't care!" said Pringlomaniac.
"If you make people too fat the world will tip over and we will all die!" the worrier complained.
"Well I still have my MONEEEEYYYY!Y!!!" Pringlomaniac replied.
"Waaaah the world is going to tip over and we'll all fall off and become lemons!" cried the worrier.
But of course Pringlomaniac didn't care. He was rich. Who cares about silly things like the world when you're rich?
But the semi-magical belly-button lint needed to stop him! It knew it had to save the kingdom even if the king was stupid. So it summoned some magical bleach to kill the evil Pringlomaniac.
The magical Starchtastical bleach was dumped onto Pringlomaniac's head and he got turned into a Pikachu doll. And he had to say "Pika!" for the rest of his life. And the king used all of his money to search for extra dangerous swords of doom in Tleffkatopialtrook. But he didn't find any because he was stupid.
The moral of this short story is: Starchtastical loves you! :)
This is Halloween Halloween Halloween
Sunday, October 8, 2006
Ah... I love that song. And the movie. The Nightmare Before Christmas ROCKS.
Still don't know what I want to be though. I absolutely know I want to go trick-or-treating, even if it rains, snows, or a tornado hits town. But what do I go as?
What I want:
Something that I can breathe in
NOT one of those dumb sexy costumes
What I will probably end up getting:
Something mildy scary
Impossible to breathe in
You know it's just so hard to find quality Halloween gear these days.
My dad found a mouse in the garden. :0 How cool is that?
To celebrate this event I'm going to write another Mousie Wousie rhyme.
Mousie Wousie ate tomatoes
Peppers, lettuce, this and that
Apples, peaches, and potatoes
Guess which mouse got really fat?
Fatty Catty saw the crook
The stealer of the food
So she squashed Mousie with a book
Now wasn't Catty rude?
Catty ate poor Mousie mouse
Chewed him up inside her head
Then a giant flying house
Fell on her and she was dead
The moral of the story is: If you eat bad luck houses will fall on you.
Open your mouth
Saturday, October 7, 2006
I went to the dentist today.
Normally this isn't a big deal. But... my appointment was about 5 hours ago and my teeth still hurt. The hygienist was really rough and hurt my teeth but I didn't want to tell her because I was afraid she would rip up my gums. See, I read this book a while ago called Misery by Steven King and she kind of reminded me of the scary psycho lady in the book. I kept thinking about how Annie (the scary psycho lady) chopped off the guy's foot for trying to get out.... and then she chopped off his thumb.... well yeah. It was a pretty scary book.
I don't think my mouth has ever hurt this much before. I can't eat, I can't even smile or sneeze in comfort. :/ Thankfully next time I won't have that same lady. So I don't have to look forward to a day of oral pain.
Unfortunately I'm rather impatient at times....
When is my pixel person going to be up?????
Because I feel like it
Friday, October 6, 2006
This banana for YOU!
Friday, October 6, 2006
I have the Banana Man song stuck in my head.
And the Pink Elephant song.
And "what light from yonder window breaks? It is the east, and Juliet is the sun!"
Do you want a banana?
Peel it down and go mm mm mm
Do you want a banana?
This banana for YOU!
Pink elephants! Pink elephants!
*I don't know the lyrics!*
Oh Romeo! Oh Juliet!
You're sitting on my cauliflower.
There once was a genie with a six foot *hotdog*
Whose house had a lady next door
She thought it was a snake so she hit it with a rake
and now it's only 2 foot four....
Hehe. Sorry about being nasty but that just suddenly popped up in my head. :P
LET THEM EAT 8-BIT SANDWICHES WITH PICKLE JUICE!!!!!!!!
Prepare to see a new pixel person...
Friday. 10.6.06 12:49 am
I made one!!!
Man you know it's harder than I thought.
I copied one of the existing ones and modified it until it suited me.
If you think it looks emo.... awesome!
Haha. Yeah. But anyway....
Haven't been on that much lately because of sheer exhaustion. Seriously... school is pretty tiring. I mean, more than usual. :0 I come home, drop my stuff, and sleep. And sometimes I have weird dreams.... but we won't talk about that....
You know what I think I'll talk about it anyway.
Okay so I'm just at the dinner table and my mom's friend "Aunt" Lois is talking about... butter.
Aunt Lois: Aw I should've used to sweet cream butter!
Aunt Lois: This salted butter is going to RUIN my diet with all that extra sodium. AUGH!
Me: .... *thinking: what?*
Aunt Lois: Cookie?
As dreams go that was pretty... mild. But I also was had one where you could run really fast and just take off like an airplane. That was cool. :) I flew around and landed on this building... like a giant pigeon. And I met King Kong. :P But he fell off the building. And then I actually WAS a pigeon so I bombed everything. Hehe. Better not to ask what's going on in my subconscious eh?
And a while ago I had this dream that I was in a junkyard... there was this rusty old fan thing on top of a pile of junk and me and two other people were standing in a triangle. When the fan thing was turned on we switched minds.... it was interesting. I don't remember the rest though. :/
Anyway, maybe I'll be on tomorrow If I stay awake.
Could it be?
Wednesday, October 4, 2006
I finally have enough pps to get a pixel person!!!!!
Now... what will it look like...
By the way,
there is a story about Goldfish currently in the making.
It is taking a long time.
Mostly because I don't have all the pictures yet.
But don't worry.
It will be up.
In the future.
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