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A few words
"When we describe the Moon as dead, we are describing the deadness in ourselves. When we find space so hideously void, we are describing our own unbearable emptiness."
~ D.H. Lawrence

"Is the meaning of life defined by its duration? Or does life have a purpose so large that it doesn't have to be prolonged at any cost to preserve its meaning?"

"Living is not good, but living well. The wise man, therefore, lives as well as he should, not as long as he can... He will always think of life in terms of quality not quantity... Dying early or late is of no relevance, dying well or ill is... even if it is true that while there is life there is hope, life is not to be bought at any cost."
~ Seneca

"People will tell you nothing matters, the whole world's about to end soon anyway. Those people are looking at life the wrong way. I mean, things don't need to last forever to be perfect."
~ Daydream Nation

"All Bette's stories have happy endings. That's because she knows where to stop. She's realized the real problem with stories-- if you keep them going long enough, they always end in death."
~ The Sandman: Preludes & Nocturnes

"The road now stretched across open country, and it occurred to me - not by way of protest, not as a symbol, or anything like that, but merely as a novel experience - that since I had disregarded all laws of humanity, I might as well disregard the rules of traffic. So I crossed to the left side of the highway and checked the feeling, and the feeling was good. It was a pleasant diaphragmal melting, with elements of diffused tactility, all this enhanced by the thought that nothing could be nearer to the elimination of basic physical laws than deliberately driving on the wrong site of the road."
~ Vladimir Nabokov, Lolita

“It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend.”
~ William Blake
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dead winter (has some explicit stuff)
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Eat That Toast!
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Legend of Bill
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Love Me Nice
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Daisy is Dead
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Daaaaaang
Wednesday, September 20, 2006
I just took like a freakin' six hour nap. And now it's like 11PM. Wow.

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Random flash movie thing
Tuesday, September 19, 2006
I found this flash movie... It's really funny 'cause you listen to the music and it sounds all cheerful but then you read the subtitles and it doesn't match at all... but yeah. Watch it.

You Only Live Twice

Hahaha here's another one.

Groovin' Granny (do your boobs hang low)

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Garlicky apples and Kasabian
Tuesday, September 19, 2006
I like getting home early from school. Especially because my brother isn't at home to bother me.

I'm not sure why but the apple I just ate tasted like garlic. Although I've had this experience before it was still rather disgusting. I hate garlicky apples.

I have a new almost favorite song. It's called Empire and it's by Kasabian. I'm thinking about putting it on my Stickam player if I can find it.

Does anyone want me to write another story later?

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Cupkiddle
Monday, September 18, 2006
I'm going to write another story because I don't really want to do my homework.



Cupkiddle

There are many pencils in the world, but only one is named Cupkiddle. This is Cupkiddle's story.

Bob and Afromalaphisaphinapalopana Cilpen had many children. They had SO many children, in fact, that they ran out of existant names and had to make up new ones. Their 35098th child was named Cupkiddle. Cupkiddle was neither boy nor girl. Cupkiddle was a borl. This is what happens when you have too many children. Some of them turn out funny.



Cupkiddle and his family lived in the suburbs of a fine city called Spekarapopocornopolis. It went to an ordinary pencil highschool with many other pencils, and even some pens. It had very few friends, because when you're a borl, people tend to avoid you. As a result Cupkiddle developed some schizophrenia over the years.

Two days into Cupkiddle's sophomore year it was confronted by a big problem. Which locker room was hse supposed to go to? They didn't have one for borls. Cupkiddle was very perplexed and decided to try both locker rooms, hoping that somewhere it would be accepted. Well, that was a bad idea. The bright neon pink of the girl's locker room had a cheerful look to it, but when Cupkiddle came out of it, it made a decision to never go in there again. The girls had large rubber spatulas that they used to smack Cupkiddle with, and because of its nosebleed Cupkiddle ended up having to steal some tampons to plug its nose with.

When Cupkiddle tried the boy's locker room, the results were also disappointing. Not only did the boys throw monkeys at it, they also flushed its lunch down the toilet. This made Cupkiddle very sad. All it had wanted was to belong, and it seemed like that would never happen.

After Cupkiddle had gotten home it went to its room to cry. Afromalaphisophinapalopana tried to comfort it, telling it things would get better and that it shouldn't despair. Cupkiddle cried anyway. This was very miraculous because, well, have YOU ever seen a pencil cry? Anyway, Cupkiddle's tears washed away its cheap yellow paint and under that.... was the most ugly boy pencil the world had ever seen. But being an ugly boy pencil was still better than being a borl pencil, so he was happy.

Cupkiddle ran out to the school laughing and cheering for joy.... then he got snatched up by the great hand in the sky and was used on a geometry test in someone's third period.



The end.

The moral of the story is: If something amazing happens to you, you have a right to be happy, but don't go crazy because you might end up in a pencil sharpener.

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The Little Emu with a Mullet
Monday, September 18, 2006
Well I'm bored again so I've decided to bless you all and make up another fanciful tale. And this one is going to have pictures.


The Little Emu with a Mullet

There once lived a little emu in Canada. This little emu had a mullet she was very proud of. Her mullet's name was Samantha.



Phoebe, as the little emu was called, loved Samantha and they often went out together to have fun. They went to parks, the bathroom, and even Australia. Samantha and Phoebe were best friends.

One day while at the local pickle bar Samantha saw the handsomest squirrel she had ever seen. She immediately fell in love with him. So she and Phoebe went over to talk to him and they had a very good time talking about trees and other squirrely matters. The squirrel's name was Computer and he was from the land of Cake Dish, the neighboring country of Pie Dish. Phoebe didn't tell her best friend, but she had also fallen in love with Computer.



The next morning Samantha and Phoebe went down Route 66 in their spaceship and saw Computer on the road. He had gotten run over by a Hummer with rednecks in it.



They were very sad and ate ice cream and pie until they weighed 100,000lbs. Then they blew up.

The end.

The moral of the story is: Hummers are bad because they make people blow up.

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Stories and hamster pogo clowns
Sunday, September 17, 2006
Every time I come back from another page to the home one my popularity points have multiplied. Like rabbits. Or mice. Or... *gasp!* cockroaches! Except I guess they wouldn't survive a nuclear bomb....

I'm bored. I'm going to make up a story.

Once upon a pie dish in a land about two blocks away there lived a hamster named Bogo. He was named that because his mother was a pogo stick and his father was a clown. Bogo was an ordinary hamster, except for the fact that he was seven feet tall and had bright green feathers instead of fur. He lived an ordinary life of gathering food and collecting soft things to put in his nest. Then one day he went to the Annual Hamster Danceapalooza.

Bogo had a crush on a pretty dwarf hamster named Kiblet. She had sleek brown fur and the most beautiful dark black eyes of all the hamsters in the world. Kiblet was the princess of Pie Dish. She loved to run around and bite people. Because of this she was not a very popular princess but nobody could do anything about it because they hadn't invented hamster democracy yet.

Kiblet did not like Bogo and he knew that but he asked her to the Annual Hamster Danceapalooza anyway. She said no so he made a clone of her in his basement and he went with the clone instead. Because Bogo failed science back when he was but a wee five foot tall green feathered hamster his cloning machine sucked and Kiblet II looked like Condoleeza Rice, only more furry and hamstery.

Every hamster in Pie Dish was at the Annual Hamster Danceapalooza and was having a good time when Bogo got there. He looked marvelous in his bright orange tuxedo and Kiblet II had on someone's old graduation dress from the thrift store. They stode over to the punch table, smiling and saying hi to all of their friends. No hamster had ever seen such a perfect couple.

Then all of a sudden Kiblet II's glass slippers broke and she had to go to the hospital to get the glass removed. It ruined everyone's evening and Bogo had to make another clone because Kiblet II got melted by the glass. And then Pie Dish blew up because Kiblet III was radioactive and she went crazy and drank all the punch at the Annual Hamster Danceapalooza.


The moral of the story is:
Don't make clones, because they make bad dance partners.

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Someday buddy someday
Sunday, September 17, 2006
Seriously. I always used to think the song was saying "someday buddy someday" but then it's "sunday bloody sunday"... well yeah.

Here ya go:



Whoa I'm in the top 25 most popular members list. Hehe. I'm cool. :)

Oye.... on Pogo I was playing Word Whomp and I couldn't figure out the word... six letters, D, U, T, I, P, S. I got a lot of the other words but in the end I lost. And the word was... STUPID. Yes, I guess that suits the situation very well.

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Popularity is not forever :(
Sunday, September 17, 2006
Although I knew it would come, I was still very sad when I logged in and saw that my popularity had dropped some 1000 points. It took me all week to get that many! ALL WEEK! -Sigh-

In other randomish news.... I figured out how to do black and white pictures on my camera!!! And lots of other stuff! Now I have to install that software thing and look at the 500250723570327 parts that the camera came with. For something so small and simple it sure has a lot of extras.

I shall also post some sort of video depicting my sock puppets if I ever figure out how to do it. Or if I get up out of my laziness long enough to upload it.

And.... my friend searched the lyrics for Le Disko and she said my page was the first one to come up! Yay for more traffic on my page! :)

Dangit. I messed up on the shoutbox again.

And again.

WHY DO YOU HATE ME SHOUTBOX???

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