My mouth is so swollen .
I possibly have to go to school registration tomorrow + take a school ID picture.
Gargling with salt water is habit now.

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I am so far from it.

The things I thought I was good at...eh, let's just say the most recent essay grade I got was soul-crushing.
And then various page editors in the yearbook have "edited" my articles into worthless, incoherent drivel to fit into the allotted square...at least no one reads the yearbook articles-I think?

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I saw this in Irvine.

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I'm about a third of the way through my US History SAT subject test and-OUT OF NOWHERE- I feel a sharp pang of intestinal discomfort.
In my head: "Oh my god. Do I really have the urge to go take a dump at 8.30 AM in the middle of my SAT subject testing?!"
The tugs of my bowels were unrelenting; every 7 minutes or so I'd get that immense discomfort....to prevent any accidents from happening in that classroom full of strangers I had to constantly move around in my desk and..er- "clench" the lower half of my body in a way.

I finished my test about 10 minutes early. The urge to excrete was stronger than ever. It was the longest 10 minutes of my life ().

Apparently, I spent over 5 minutes in the bathroom because I was late going back to the classroom. LUCKILY, the proctor was just reading the instructions to the 2nd hour of testing. Phew. I got back just in time.

Bowel crisis=over...for the time being.

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This was from my Spring Break road trip.
I saw this in some Burbank traffic.



Oh, Southern California...

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I'm going on a week-long road-trip up to Northern California . Destination: San Fransisco.
I don't know when I'll be able to use the internet again...since my laptop is currently being overtaken by a virus.

It sounds like my mom is reprimanding my brother over the phone. (He's in Thailand right now.)
Hahaha, we should probably be leaving soon though...


I will miss Nutang.

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