There is a trend to my week... from suckiness, to pure painful sux0r, immediately followed by R0X0R.

I shall explain. Class, beginning at 7:30, and lasting till midday destroys my sleeping. With my sleep debt building up as the week crawls towards the weekend, I am met with two diabolical foes: Test 1, and Test 2. I fight with Test 1 on Thursday morning, spend the rest of that day practicing, then go on to battle Test 2 on Friday morning.

Afterwards, tis fun fun fun 0n the bunny bun bun. I go home and nap for eternity. Whenceforth, still sleepy cause I did not manage to actually fall asleep... I play some ball for another eternity. This Friday, I was bittin by Tobardin, the 3-headed self-generous asshole owl monkey, and treated myself to a movie afterwards.

What did I watch? (the excitement continues) I saw Finding Nemo, and boy was it nemorophic. Tears of joy flowed from my left eye, as almost simultaneously, tears of sadness flowed from my right eye. Then, I saw the last 45 minutes of The Hulk. I never knew he could fly, but fly he did, and did he fly? he did fly.

Now you know. "Hello, my name is Nemo. Find me."

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I saw a magical car today. I was crossing the street, when I heard this interesting rattle. It sounded like a pan was rolling around or something.

So, of course, I look over and.. Dear God! Believe not what I saw, but saw it I did! The muffler of this car seemed to have fallen from the car. The driver, realizing this unfortunate situation, has stopped his car on the side of the street, and was busily trying to install the muffler back on. (But to no avail... yessss.)

Immediately, the initial feeling of pity for this guy was drowned by an overwhelming happiness. I burst out laughing, calling attention to the magical car. Unwillingly, this man had sacrificed his sorrows for the amusement of the rest of the universe.

This event, I believe... will be the highlight of my summer. Kudos to the magic car thats needs no muffler. And pity to me!

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1. all my life
2. my hero
3. times like these
4. the one
5. learn to fly
6. breakout [anecdote bout evanescance and monkeypox]
7. stacked act0rs
8. monkeywrench
9. EVERLONG

Just too damn fuckin short.. Stacked actors had the most awesome jam! But, they could've shortened it and played some more songs.. heh

                         
[000000000000000000 (ƒƒ) 000000000000000000]

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fux0r, almost forgot about this. hope i didn't miss the foo fighters.

http://kroq.com/kroqnow/kroqnow.html
featuring... foo fighters, staind, deftones, godsmack, and a shitload more.

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So, where do I begin... at first, I thought I saw a beautiful flower atop a big mound of soil.

And then, as I went in for a closer look.. my instincts told me something was wrong. What the hell was that stench? Then it happened!

I realized that wasn't a mound of soil at all, but rather, a ferocious mutant bear (one that stood 13 foot tall and lived off of human flesh). Fuck. I had fallen directly into its trap.

Suddenly, the bear leaped onto my body.. squeezing me with all its might. As my bones were being grinded into powder.. I reached for its jugular and applied the fatal-shark-bite-first-clench (FSBFC). It let out a terrifying scream—one that made a nearby boulder literally explode into oxygen molecules—and strengthened its hold on me.

For a second, I thought this was the end for me... and a single tear welled up in my left eye....

—but then! The bear's grip started to loosen, and as more of my body gained feeling.. I looked over, and saw blood from its throat trickling down my arm like fruit punch. Seizing my opportunity, I squeezed even harder... so hard that I ripped out the creature's jugular, along with a fourth of its spine (somehow).

And then, just like what my idol Pocahontas would do back in the day... I bit into the beating heart of the dying bear, and with my teeth, tore it out. I went to the river and rinsed it out. I'm gonna use this as coin bag.

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That's all that has been going on. Summer school sucking. I wanna go home, so I can chill with my friends...

1. Three-toothed Banana Boy.
2. Jolly Death Douglas
3. Little Meme the Monkey

... not to mention visit my hs calc teacher. (courtesy of Phillips)

I KNOW!!!

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