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Wednesday. 11.23.05 8:06 pm
A marine biologist developed a race of genetically engineered dolphins that could live forever if they were fed a steady diet of seagulls. One day his supply of the birds ran out, so he had to go out and trap some more. On the way back, he spied two lions asleep on the road. Afraid to wake them, he gingerly stepped over them. Immediately, he was arrested and charged with transporting gulls across sedate lions for immortal porpoises.

A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her. Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket towards the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back. Oh my, I am so sorry, the woman says as she pops her eye back in place. "Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you, " she says. They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the theater followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his. She listens. After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast. They had a wonderful, wonderful time. The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed! ! Everything had been SO incredible! ! You know, he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?" No, she replied, "You just happened to catch my eye."

A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Amal." The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him "Juan". Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

A guy walks into the psychiatrist's office wearing only Glad Wrap shorts. The shrink says, "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts."

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One More Week!!!
Tuesday. 10.25.05 5:12 pm
One week.. seven days.. and i shall have my computer set up and a high speed internet connection!!! Life Is Good!!! Then i can live online again!! I love my new apartment... except for the fact that I don't hgave the internety... anyhow.. gotta go.. see ya soon!!

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ANYWAY... this is promising to be a great weekend. Short track night racing at Richmond. This is gonna be one hellacious race.. you know those bubble boys are gonna be going apeshit trying to get into the race. Hopefully Kasey can get his 2nd win and sweep Richmond.. that would be awesome. All in all. there's not much goign on this weekend... doodeedoo.... it promises to be a gentle and relaxing weekend.. unless mom has something up her sleeve... which is always a possibility with MY family... they're nuttier than squirrel shit. Anyway,... i'm trying to load pitcommand on NASCAR.com to folow qualifying.. so i'll see y'all later...

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