Upcoming majesty.

The Portals system is still drowning within the brain storm. Check out what little we have so far away. If you can contribute, please do! Just leave me a comment or pop me an email.

Our beloved MOTM game... Yes, it's that time again. Not sure exactly how things will operate this time around, but I feel like playing for once. heh heh. Check the forums for details (as they arrive).

And more news... I'm bored as hell! I'm using a Dell. And I'm sure, if I fell, into a pool of gel... ermm, look! it's keenan and kell!

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Ok, don't laugh at me. My computer is quite old... and it freezes all the time. My friend told me to press control, alt, and delete??? And then, I can see what program is lagging and I'll be able to close it.

I'm not sure what he means, heh. I searched for like at least 2 hours, but couldn't find those buttons. I checked under my keyboard, my mouse, and even my monitor! but not avail. Maybe someone here can help me. A picture of my keyboard is below:

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So, where do I begin? Well, despite the fact that I'm dirt poor, I recently learned (via www.GlobalRichList.com) that I'm rich as hell. woohoo!


I think it's time go to on a shopping spree. Hmm, where do I begin? Actually, I can probably even own a high-maintanence pet.

On second thought, though, maybe I shouldn't get too excited too fast. Despite the fact that I'm rich as hell, I'm still dirt poor... and should pay off my mortgage on the trailer home first.

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The most mysterious thing happened to me yesterday evening. I left work, went to my car... but accidently approached the wrong car. The following ensued...


me: you are a car, are you my car?
car: a car, I are, but your car, not are!
me: oh no, where are my car?
are my car at the bar?
are my car very far?
car: are your car bright like a star?
or not, but quite dark?
does your car frequent the park?

And then suddenly! I was in my car, I are.

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Last night, I drove past the nastiest road kill. It wasn't just road kill, this was like road mutilation X-2k4. Its head was inverted, with the skull hanging off a tree 20 feet away. Its limbs seemed as soft as mud, smeared across the street. And the body—oh dear, the body! *shudder* The body was churning butter by the lake with Old Grampa Stevenson, whom, back in the day, was one wicked tarantula hunter.



Ok, so to make a whole story up, two hours later, I stuffed face with a delicious plate of deer-pot-pie. And oh yea, this Halloween I'm gonna be a "sad" deer. You can say the idea (and costume) just hit me! After 14 years of wearing that same Ninja Turtles costume, it's time for a change anyway.

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Tomorrow is Halloween, and today isn't Christmas. What else is new?



NuAds!
What the hell? that sounds gay.
Put a sock in it you donkey-dog.
NuAds is better than Halloween, whether you're a tricker or a treater!

Ok, no more cheap talk. You know those Google ads appearing at the top of each page? I'll place a banner advertising your member page in rotation up there. I'll do this for 10 members. To become one of the 10 lucky members, please place pps bids as comments to this entry. If you are lacking pps funds, feel free to...

• make me some other irresistable offer
  
• blackmail me
  
• or ______ (use your imagination to fill in this blank ).
  

I'll be waiting in my witch's costume.

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