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Monday. 11.14.11 9:06 pm
i'm watching scrubs on my gigantic tv.
i got a free 65" hdtv. i had to help move a slate pool table down to virginia, but it was worth it to enjoy super awesome hd.
i am exhausted though. these things were heavy.
well, i'm going to lay down.
what's up with you guys?
Tuesday. 10.4.11 12:07 pm
Amy bought me a harmonica. My next musical venture!
I can play Oh, Susanna (sp?) and the birthday song.
Friday. 9.30.11 4:12 pm
I'm ready to go. Work is a mere 45 minutes away from completion for the day.
Dudes, I had pho for lunch today. It's the first weekday I've had pho for lunch in several years. And it was legend... wait for it... DARY.
And in a few hours, I'm going to go get some sushi from a new place. I'm psyched.
Sometimes, being an adult has its advantages. I get to pick the foods!
PICK ALL THE FOODS!
Monday. 9.19.11 3:02 pm
So, Netflix has recently separated its DVD service from its streaming service, and raised the prices on their plans. They lost over 600,000 customers because of this. Now their CEO has issued a letter apologizing for being a horse's ass, but says there are no plans to reduce prices. Oh, and the DVD half of the company is changing its name to Qwikster. Great. So my extra monthly fees went towards buying that stupid name. What a silly company.
A customer came into the bank the other day with a glass jar full of coins. We have a coin machine, so he was allowed to run them through and get cash back. What he shouldn't have done is drop the glass jar to the ground before pouring the coins into the machine.
So our lobby floor was covered with coins and broken glass for awhile. I helped clean it up a bit. I got two glass cuts on my fingers from picking through coins so the glass wouldn't damage our machine. And the cuts are in such a place that I can't play the uke or guitar. At least until they heal. Damn it.
Oh well. How are you guys?
UPS: Day 2.
Friday. 9.9.11 2:06 pm
UPS: Day 2
A UPS truck came by the office today. I gallivanted with glee towards the door, only to realize that my package wasn't on board.
O, woe! "For I need my ultimate instrument! Hand it to me thusly, and with speed, good sir!" But to no avail.
Where doth Excalibur's offspring lie? Not a soul knows this. No officer, from any institution, can examine this question with confidence in resolution.
I'ma slap somebody.
Thursday. 9.8.11 3:20 pm
Deliver my damn package. It is sitting on a truck. Now bring it to my desired location. If you are unable to because you felt a few raindrops on your brow, then politely inform me, and I shall accommodate you accordingly by picking up the package myself.
Failure to deliver said package could result in violent thoughts, including but not limited to:
- shaking my fists at the sky
- feet stomping
Please take this into consideration.
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