Kahne_Earnhardt_Fan
Age. 49
Gender. Female Ethnicity. Redneck
Location Spokane, WA School.
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| Sunday. 2.12.06 5:53 pm mood: spazzed!!!
watching: NASCAR Victory Lane- Budweiser Shootout
OK... i am no officially a happy camper... Budweiser Shootout!! The 2006 NASCAR Season has officially begun!!!! Denny Hamlin... Then Dale Jr.... Then Tony... who could ask for anything more!! Life is good.. I am SOOOOOO spazzed!! RAWWWWWWWWWWWWR!!!! I can barely form complete sentences!! EEEEEEEEEEK!!!! I'm pretty impressed with Denny.. a rookie.. wins the Budweiser shootout.. great way to start out your Nextel Cup Career.... Comment! (0) | Recommend! | Rate! The best classic rock on the planet!! IRock109!! Chat, Music and Friends!!! Click Here for more information on how to listen and chat!!! Saturday. 2.11.06 10:30 am Wanna join a fantasy racing league???
CLICK HERE then click on the Reese's It's All About The Cup Fantasy game..
Once you log in click join a friend's private league.. the league info is:
The league's ID is: 98310 The password is: tonystewart
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People said we couldn't go to three. It'll cost a fortune to manufacture, they said. Well, we did it. Now some egghead in a lab is screaming "Five's crazy?" Well, perhaps he'd be more comfortable in the labs at Norelco, working on fucking electrics. Rotary blades, my white ass!
Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe we should just ride in Bic's wake and make pens. Ha! Not on your fucking life! The day I shadow a penny-ante outfit like Bic is the day I leave the razor game for good, and that won't happen until the day I die!
The market? Listen, we make the market. All we have to do is put her out there with a little jingle. It's as easy as, "Hey, shaving with anything less than five blades is like scraping your beard off with a dull hatchet." Or "You'll be so smooth, I could snort lines off of your chin." Try "Your neck is going to be so friggin' soft, someone's gonna walk up and tie a goddamn Cub Scout kerchief under it."
I know what you're thinking now: What'll people say? Mew mew mew. Oh, no, what will people say?! Grow the fuck up. When you're on top, people talk. That's the price you pay for being on top. Which Gillette is, always has been, and forever shall be, Amen, five blades, sweet Jesus in heaven.
Stop. I just had a stroke of genius. Are you ready? Open your mouth, baby birds, cause Mama's about to drop you one sweet, fat nightcrawler. Here she comes: Put another aloe strip on that fucker, too. That's right. Five blades, two strips, and make the second one lather. You heard me—the second strip lathers. It's a whole new way to think about shaving. Don't question it. Don't say a word. Just key the music, and call the chorus girls, because we're on the edge—the razor's edge—and I feel like dancing.
So.. was i right?? Did you find this amusing or do i need a few more hours of sleep, a cigarette, more coffee and a new sense of humor?
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(Favorite Drivers- Nextel Cup Series)
Dale Earnhardt Jr.
Tony Stewart
Kasey Kahne
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(Favorite Drivers- Busch Series)
Jon Wood
Kenny Wallace
(Favorite Drivers- Craftsman Truck Series)
Ron Hornaday
Dennis Setzer
Mark Martin
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(Least Favorite Drivers- All Series)
Jeff Gordon-NNC
Kurt Busch-NNC
Bill Lester-NCTS
(Favorite Tracks)
Talladega
Bristol
Darlington
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Watkins Glen
Sonoma
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