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"When we describe the Moon as dead, we are describing the deadness in ourselves. When we find space so hideously void, we are describing our own unbearable emptiness." ~ D.H. Lawrence "Is the meaning of life defined by its duration? Or does life have a purpose so large that it doesn't have to be prolonged at any cost to preserve its meaning?" "Living is not good, but living well. The wise man, therefore, lives as well as he should, not as long as he can... He will always think of life in terms of quality not quantity... Dying early or late is of no relevance, dying well or ill is... even if it is true that while there is life there is hope, life is not to be bought at any cost." ~ Seneca "People will tell you nothing matters, the whole world's about to end soon anyway. Those people are looking at life the wrong way. I mean, things don't need to last forever to be perfect." ~ Daydream Nation "All Bette's stories have happy endings. That's because she knows where to stop. She's realized the real problem with stories-- if you keep them going long enough, they always end in death." ~ The Sandman: Preludes & Nocturnes "The road now stretched across open country, and it occurred to me - not by way of protest, not as a symbol, or anything like that, but merely as a novel experience - that since I had disregarded all laws of humanity, I might as well disregard the rules of traffic. So I crossed to the left side of the highway and checked the feeling, and the feeling was good. It was a pleasant diaphragmal melting, with elements of diffused tactility, all this enhanced by the thought that nothing could be nearer to the elimination of basic physical laws than deliberately driving on the wrong site of the road." ~ Vladimir Nabokov, Lolita "It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend." ~ William Blake Think about it Musicalities! Kill that boredom!
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Jhonen Vasquez's site Overheard in New York Passive Aggressive Notes Submarinechannel.com Superdickery UHpinions Whirled | Blacktop Wednesday, December 15, 2010 It's been a long time since I believed I had my whole life ahead of me Everything is important And nothing matters Simultaneously When you've got no time left ---Edit--- First time replying to an ad on Craigslist: not good. To his credit, he did say he was in a bad mood in his ad, but wow. "I've been in a bad frame of mind for close to a month now although I am feeling a little bit better. I've been in a bad mood for close to four weeks now. You can vent to me if you're in a bad mood as I will not mind. I will not mind if you feel like chatting with me because you're bored. I don't request seeing your picture and it's fine if you're taken as I am not looking for a girlfriend. I will not be rude to you whasotever if you don't have everything in your life all together. My AIM screen name is --- " Me: not afraid of the Craigslist crazies? Guy: what the heck? Me: didn't expect anyone to reply? Guy: I guess you just wanted to mess with me Me: no, not really Guy: sure Guy: goodbye then Me: ? Guy: I said bye Me: your Craigslist ad said you wanted someone to talk to...? Guy: you didn't say, "hi" or "hey" or "how are you?" Guy: you went, "So you're not afraid of Craigslist crazies?" Me: if you'd prefer a more generic greeting I can supply that Guy: Like really, go mess with somebody else Me: I assure you I'm not crazy Guy: whatever Guy: goodbye! Me: alright, sorry, bye Guy: FUCK YOU Comment! (2) | Recommend! Toss up Wednesday, December 15, 2010 So I had been thinking BY JOVE IT WAS THE SHAMPOO But Life said "HA JUST KIDDING" And now I'm sitting here In my pajamas Listening to "Alors On Danse" for the whoknowshowmanyth time (The original, not one of the crap covers) Stewing in all my qualities That are not insults in excess But nevertheless detrimental I suppose Here are some stickers that say Merry Christmas In shiny ugly colors Just like everything else about this holiday I'm thinking about holidays from before And fires in a fireplace that has been cold for years A couch that we got rid of that folded into a bed Putting pillows against the bricks so my cousins wouldn't bang their heads We used to have a plastic play structure we called the Fort It had a top level and a bottom one and a pink slide It was clean because we kept it indoors But it's gone now Things are good sometimes And things are terrible sometimes If you're terrible all the time Nobody will believe you when you try to be good Everyone is looking for those patterns they can cast you in More than anything Else I'm just tired Comment! (1) | Recommend! Cookies, grades, and bowling Monday, December 13, 2010 We're going to a cookie exchange today, so I made molasses spice cookies. Sadly they ended up tasting like ginger snaps, possibly because we ran out of cinnamon. :( I also just realized that I probably baked the first two batches a bit too long, because I just ate one from the last batch (which I took out of the oven earlier) and it's all soft and awesome. I did take pictures, but since my external hard drive crashed I have nowhere to store them and can't upload them... In my Understanding/Managing Stress class, 360 points was an A, and you could get a maximum of 400 points. I got 399. :P And... yesterday we went to the Bazaar Bizarre up in San Francisco. It was pretty cool. I got several gifts for friends and a hair band thingy for myself. If you've got no idea what the Bazaar Bizarre is, it's basically this big craft/art fair that features handmade stuff. Lots of fun! Afterward we sort of shopped (I say 'sort of' because we didn't buy anything...) around another part of the city. Later on, Angie and I went bowling with Phoebe and her boyfriend/his friends. I am really terrible at it. No, really, I am. I know you're thinking "oh, you're just exaggerating, Randy!" but I am so completely serious right now, you have no idea. Mostly I bowled gutter balls, but I got a few random strikes. It was not enough to save my score from being the lowest. Despite my utter incompetence, I did somewhat enjoy bowling. It kind of hurt my fingers, and I was trying very hard not to think about the caked on filth that surely lurks within those dark holes in the balls, but there wasn't really any awkwardness even though Angie and I didn't know Phoebe's boyfriend or his friends, and we caught up with Phoebe. I should... probably be getting my stuff together for the cookie exchange. OKAY BYE GUYS. Comment! (3) | Recommend! Thoroughly impressed Friday, December 10, 2010 I'm sure several of you have seen this already, but I wanted to share it anyway: What with this and Happiness (which I watched again with Alice yesterday), I guess I'm on a dark-side-of-the-suburbs kick. My external hard drive crashed a couple days ago, so I haven't been able to use iTunes or access most of my files. :/ I've been listening to some of Jonathan Coulton's songs since I discovered that video. I like Someone Is Crazy. The music is not quite what I usually go for but I quite enjoy the lyrics. Is Bitter there? I'd rather talk to her than Disappointed Though she's not quite as fun as Good and Mad You better put her on She can change the game She can make me say I'm sorry You throw your hands up in the air and swear you didn't know You think the world revolves around you but it doesn't so you sit and spin Baby, someone is crazy and it's you Someone is crazy and it's you Someone is crazy and it's you You set the trap You lie and wait till someone trips the wire Then you jump out to get your feelings hurt And you act surprised How did that get there? Why does everybody hate me? We're all familiar with the tragedy of being you It's hard to show you any sympathy when all you do is beg for pain Baby, someone is crazy and it's you Someone is crazy and it's you Someone is crazy and it's you You're all alone Well maybe that's because you're so unpleasant You might consider dialing back a bit Put those claws away Stop the waterworks Spend a couple evenings sober The world's against you, so you think or maybe wish it was At least that way someone would care but baby, no one does, not even you Baby, someone is crazy and it's you Someone is crazy and it's you Someone is crazy and it's you Comment! (5) | Recommend! Lover's quarrel Tuesday, December 7, 2010 Alice: It's alright. I know you're embarrassed because I'm so awesome. Me: So embarrassed that all my future children came a-tumblin' out in a wave of unborn fetuses. Alice: EWWWW THAT'S DISGUSTING. :( I do not approve. Me: Yeah well maybe you shouldn't embarrass me so much I have a massive auto-abortion. Alice: I can't help it. I don't control your emotions. Me: Or my spontaneous abortions? Alice: Exactly. It's not my beeswax. Me: WELL then. Alice: Sorry babe. Don't be mad. Me: Too late! >:0 Alice: Ugh you're such a girl! :( Me: IT'S THE OVARIES, ISN'T IT? ISN'T IT!?!!? Alice: Perhaps it is. Why should I tell you? >:( Me: There's someone else, isn't there! Can't you think of anyone but yourself?! WHAT ABOUT THE CHILDREN?!? Alice: What children?? You killed them ALL, woman!! Me: I didn't kill the already born ones! Alice: What? You never told be about no children! Me: THEY'RE ALL YOURSSSSSS Alice: Impossible! How can this be?? This is madness... Me: IT'S ALL TRUEEEEE Alice: Don't lie to me woman. Who's the father?? YOU ARE THE ONE WHO HAS BEEN CHEATING! Me: IT'S YOUUUUU Alice: Stop. Just stop. Tell me when this happened?????? Me: That night at the party! Alice: I don't remember anything. Me: Must have been all the DRUGS you were doing! You are a horrible parent! Alice: You were doing drugs when you were preggz. That makes you worse. Besides, i can up and leave whener i want gurl. Me: You forcefed me those drugs! Alice: I would do no such thing. What kind of man do you think i am? Me: A terrible druggie man who causes women to have spur-of-the-moment abortions. Alice: Like i said, i had no control over that. Its all your fault. Thats right, im ablamin ya. Me: I'm leaving you! This marriage is a sham! Alice: I don't even remember when we got married. Besides you can't leave me if I leave you first. I don't need you! I has a horse, two cats, and a dog named Sparta. Keep yo children woman. Me: YOU NEVER LOVED MEEEEEE Alice: I didn't say that. But I see that now you're trying to frame me as the bad guy. After all I've done for you. THOSE DRUGS WEREN'T CHEAP YA KNOW? Me: I WAS EIGHT MONTHS PREGNANTTTTTT Alice: What?? You said it happened at the party! Spit out the truth! I wanna hear it now! Do it before I gotta beat it outta you. Me: No I mean when you forcefed me drugs I was super pregnant. D': Alice: How was I supposed to know? Me: By looking. D: Alice: I was heavily under the influence. :( Me: I know. D: Alice: I take no responsibility. Me: You wouldn't. >:0 Alice: Watch me. >:D Me: Hmph! Alice: Whatchu gonna do about it? Me: Gonna take a nap 'cause I'm tired, that's what! Alice: Fine. Ignore me. I don't need you. I have my drugs. Me: Toodles, drugster. Alice: Hasta la vista babe. Alice: Hey you awake yet muffin ho? Me: Nevahhh Alice: I know you're up woman. Go make me some food. D: Me: We are out of food. The wave of fetuses ruined it all. Alice: My god! Is there anything you don't ruin. Find I'll go buy Chipotle or something. Me: You do that! D: Alice: I will! Where did you put all those dead fetuses anyway? Me: It was a wave, and it washed away to who knows where. Alice: Ew. You are just adding to the pollution. Be responsible and clean up your own mess. Me: But I know not where it went! Alice: Then track it down! You have kids to help you. Me: I'm not going anywhere near that thing. Alice: That thing? Or things? Me: The wave. Alice: Oh. Ew. :( woman. Me: Yes. Comment! (4) | Recommend! It's time for another... Tuesday, December 7, 2010 Comment! (4) | Recommend! On this, truly the most monumental day in history Monday, December 6, 2010 Angie: brb i gotta drop a deuce Me: thanks for telling me that Me: I really appreciate being the first to hear of your bodily workings Me: or one of the first, at least Me: yes, it fills my very heart with joy to the brim Me: to know that I am one of the special few Me: the privileged Me: I weep at the beauty of this knowledge Me: I can scarcely control the tears, I feel so touched Me: YOU HAVE CHANGED MY LIFE Me: THANKEE, THANKEE FOREVER MORE ANGIEKINS Me: THY DEED SHALL NOT BE FORGOTTEN Me: my children's children shall hear the tale of this wondrous moment Me: and they too shall utter cries of awe and ecstasy for this day Me: great authors will be inspired by this for years to come! Angie: you having fun? Me: yes, I am Angie: good Angie: i didnt end up doing it though Me: don't let the pressure get to you, Angie! Angie: but i'm all out of sparkling water beverage Me: well that is a damn shame Angie: yeah. it was really good Comment! (0) | Recommend! People who want to be added as friends... [2P] Sunday, December 5, 2010 Comment! (17) | Recommend! 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