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A few words
"When we describe the Moon as dead, we are describing the deadness in ourselves. When we find space so hideously void, we are describing our own unbearable emptiness."
~ D.H. Lawrence

"Is the meaning of life defined by its duration? Or does life have a purpose so large that it doesn't have to be prolonged at any cost to preserve its meaning?"

"Living is not good, but living well. The wise man, therefore, lives as well as he should, not as long as he can... He will always think of life in terms of quality not quantity... Dying early or late is of no relevance, dying well or ill is... even if it is true that while there is life there is hope, life is not to be bought at any cost."
~ Seneca

"People will tell you nothing matters, the whole world's about to end soon anyway. Those people are looking at life the wrong way. I mean, things don't need to last forever to be perfect."
~ Daydream Nation

"All Bette's stories have happy endings. That's because she knows where to stop. She's realized the real problem with stories-- if you keep them going long enough, they always end in death."
~ The Sandman: Preludes & Nocturnes

"The road now stretched across open country, and it occurred to me - not by way of protest, not as a symbol, or anything like that, but merely as a novel experience - that since I had disregarded all laws of humanity, I might as well disregard the rules of traffic. So I crossed to the left side of the highway and checked the feeling, and the feeling was good. It was a pleasant diaphragmal melting, with elements of diffused tactility, all this enhanced by the thought that nothing could be nearer to the elimination of basic physical laws than deliberately driving on the wrong site of the road."
~ Vladimir Nabokov, Lolita

"It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend."
~ William Blake
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Lover's quarrel
Tuesday, December 7, 2010
Alice: It's alright. I know you're embarrassed because I'm so awesome.
Me: So embarrassed that all my future children came a-tumblin' out in a wave of unborn fetuses.
Alice: EWWWW THAT'S DISGUSTING. :( I do not approve.
Me: Yeah well maybe you shouldn't embarrass me so much I have a massive auto-abortion.
Alice: I can't help it. I don't control your emotions.
Me: Or my spontaneous abortions?
Alice: Exactly. It's not my beeswax.
Me: WELL then.
Alice: Sorry babe. Don't be mad.
Me: Too late! >:0
Alice: Ugh you're such a girl! :(
Alice: Perhaps it is. Why should I tell you? >:(
Me: There's someone else, isn't there! Can't you think of anyone but yourself?! WHAT ABOUT THE CHILDREN?!?
Alice: What children?? You killed them ALL, woman!!
Me: I didn't kill the already born ones!
Alice: What? You never told be about no children!
Alice: Impossible! How can this be?? This is madness...
Alice: Don't lie to me woman. Who's the father?? YOU ARE THE ONE WHO HAS BEEN CHEATING!
Alice: Stop. Just stop. Tell me when this happened??????
Me: That night at the party!
Alice: I don't remember anything.
Me: Must have been all the DRUGS you were doing! You are a horrible parent!
Alice: You were doing drugs when you were preggz. That makes you worse. Besides, i can up and leave whener i want gurl.
Me: You forcefed me those drugs!
Alice: I would do no such thing. What kind of man do you think i am?
Me: A terrible druggie man who causes women to have spur-of-the-moment abortions.
Alice: Like i said, i had no control over that. Its all your fault. Thats right, im ablamin ya.
Me: I'm leaving you! This marriage is a sham!
Alice: I don't even remember when we got married. Besides you can't leave me if I leave you first. I don't need you! I has a horse, two cats, and a dog named Sparta. Keep yo children woman.
Alice: I didn't say that. But I see that now you're trying to frame me as the bad guy. After all I've done for you. THOSE DRUGS WEREN'T CHEAP YA KNOW?
Alice: What?? You said it happened at the party! Spit out the truth! I wanna hear it now! Do it before I gotta beat it outta you.
Me: No I mean when you forcefed me drugs I was super pregnant. D':
Alice: How was I supposed to know?
Me: By looking. D:
Alice: I was heavily under the influence. :(
Me: I know. D:
Alice: I take no responsibility.
Me: You wouldn't. >:0
Alice: Watch me. >:D
Me: Hmph!
Alice: Whatchu gonna do about it?
Me: Gonna take a nap 'cause I'm tired, that's what!
Alice: Fine. Ignore me. I don't need you. I have my drugs.
Me: Toodles, drugster.
Alice: Hasta la vista babe.

Alice: Hey you awake yet muffin ho?
Me: Nevahhh
Alice: I know you're up woman. Go make me some food. D:
Me: We are out of food. The wave of fetuses ruined it all.
Alice: My god! Is there anything you don't ruin. Find I'll go buy Chipotle or something.
Me: You do that! D:
Alice: I will! Where did you put all those dead fetuses anyway?
Me: It was a wave, and it washed away to who knows where.
Alice: Ew. You are just adding to the pollution. Be responsible and clean up your own mess.
Me: But I know not where it went!
Alice: Then track it down! You have kids to help you.
Me: I'm not going anywhere near that thing.
Alice: That thing? Or things?
Me: The wave.
Alice: Oh. Ew. :( woman.
Me: Yes.

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It's time for another...
Tuesday, December 7, 2010
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On this, truly the most monumental day in history
Monday, December 6, 2010
Angie: brb i gotta drop a deuce
Me: thanks for telling me that
Me: I really appreciate being the first to hear of your bodily workings
Me: or one of the first, at least
Me: yes, it fills my very heart with joy to the brim
Me: to know that I am one of the special few
Me: the privileged
Me: I weep at the beauty of this knowledge
Me: I can scarcely control the tears, I feel so touched
Me: my children's children shall hear the tale of this wondrous moment
Me: and they too shall utter cries of awe and ecstasy for this day
Me: great authors will be inspired by this for years to come!
Angie: you having fun?
Me: yes, I am
Angie: good
Angie: i didnt end up doing it though
Me: don't let the pressure get to you, Angie!
Angie: but i'm all out of sparkling water beverage
Me: well that is a damn shame
Angie: yeah. it was really good

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People who want to be added as friends... [2P]
Sunday, December 5, 2010
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RIP, Starburst...
Wednesday, December 1, 2010

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Oh, shame of shames
Tuesday, November 30, 2010
I finally got one of those damned things. Angie asked me to so that she could see the pictures I have of my friends.

And now that I have a Facebook -insert more grumbling here- it won't even let me add friends, apparently.


Glad you all liked my poem, though. Let's see what grade I get on it! :P

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The Truth
Monday, November 29, 2010
The Truth

I heard from my friend, who would never lie,
(Cross my heart and hope to die!)
That if you don't dry off after being in the rain,
The water will soak into your brain!
And it's really bad if your brain gets wet
Because... um... well I don't know yet
BUT she also said (and I swear this is true!)
That when you dance without ballet shoes
Then the bones will come out of your toes
If you do a ballerina pose!
She's always told me the truth before
Except for once or twice or maybe more...

So Mom, I don't want to take a bath,
Or learn how to dance,
Because look what could happen!
Why take the chance?


I had to write a piece of children's literature for class, so I chose to do a poem.

These are, for the most part, things I adamantly believed when I was younger. (I had to change a few details for the rhymes/structure)

I'm not sure why I believed that water would soak into my brain if I went to bed with wet hair, or that the bones would come out of my feet if I went on tippy toes without ballet shoes, but I was a pretty gullible kid. Probably doesn't help that I was raised with the mindset that you don't REALLY need evidence in order to have faith in something. -Cough cough religion cough cough-

But yeah, the moral is: Proof or it didn't happen.

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Minute experiments in baking
Friday, November 26, 2010
"Minute" as in small, not as in the measurement of time. Mine-oot.

On Tuesday, Angie and I baked cookies. I didn't have much white flour, so we split up the rest of ingredients and made a half batch of normal (but with turbinado sugar replacing white) and a half batch of gluten-free flour cookies (again with turbinado sugar instead of white).

I think I've shown pictures of my chocolate cookies before, but they usually don't look all chunky and lumpy. For some reason the normal batch turned out that way, though.

I'm thinking it was the turbinado. They also tasted kinda like a cross between brownies/cake/cookies. It was interesting.

The gluten-free ones came out completely normal looking, and didn't have any noticeable taste differences. Curious and curiouser!

Also, for Thanksgiving we had leftover pumpkin pie filling, so I tried making mini pies in our muffin top pans. They actually came out really well, although I probably should have portioned out the dough a little more evenly. X|

They were really fast to whip up, since I found a pie dough recipe that takes about ten minutes.

Otherwise, Thanksgiving was okay. Better than last year, when I felt too crappy to go out by myself and was getting by on one loaf of bread and a jar of chunky peanut butter for five days. :| I think it's going to be hard to have a Thanksgiving worse than that unless my house burns down, all my relatives die, and I'm left homeless and penniless.

Today I went Black Friday shopping with Angie. I actually got stuff for once. Body Shop niceties and new underwear. I am justifying this by saying you can never have enough underwear. D:

Anyway, that's all.

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