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today we mourn an icon {it's actually more funny ...} Monday. 4.4.11 2:48 pm Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, the Hostess Twinkies and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours. Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Born and bread in Minnesota, Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions. Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, three children: John Dough, Jane Dough and Dosey Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes. If you smiled, please rise to the occasion and pass it on to someone having a crumby day and kneads a lift. I found that thing at work and I took a picture of it so that I could type it up here. It's not like laugh out loud funny, but it's enough to make you smile. Which, I suppose, is the point. Feel free to copy and paste it wherever you please. E-mail it to people. Repost it to your page; like I said, wherever you'd like. I was finally able to sleep in today. I had to get up early to bring Jacob to work, but then I came back home and passed out again. Working 16 straight hours really does take a toll on you. Yesterday was the last of the overtime, though. At least for a while. I'm okay with that. But if it comes up again, I'll probably try to snag some. It's always nice to have some extra cash on hand. Anywho, nothing really is going on right now. I'm just enjoying my days off. Jacob will be home soon {he's taking the bus because I didn't know what time I'd be waking up} so we might do something once he gets home. It's raining, though {big surprise right?} so I'm not sure if walking around downtown is the best idea. Oh well. I'm sure we'll figure something out. Hop is in theaters now so perhaps we'll go to the movies. Comment! (6) | Recommend! (1) with > without Saturday. 4.2.11 11:33 pm Spaghettios with meatballs will always be better than Original Spaghettios. Even Spaghettios with hot dogs, they will still be better than the Original kind. Just thought I'd put that out there. Comment! (4) | Recommend! my chest felt like it was on fire Friday. 4.1.11 1:56 am I ran to a code yesterday and I ran for about a block before my chest started to scream at me. I was beyond out of breath and seriously in pain. I walked the rest of the way to the code. And it took about 10 minutes of regulated breathing and not moving much before I had caught my breath again. I really need to get in to some kind of shape. Even if it isn't great shape or even good shape. I need to get in to shape enough that I don't feel like my lungs are going to collapse from over-use every time I have to run from one side of the campus to the other. Eating more greens might do that. Walking a distance every day, even if it's the same distance every day, might help as well. I'm actually anxious to go see the doctor so that maybe she can help me figure out if my thyroid is what's causing these problems. I don't want to pass off the blame from self choices. I'm the first person to admit that I'm lazy, but even when I tried to eat healthier, I had to go to drastic measures first in order to get the weight down to where I wanted it before working to maintain it. I went without eating or eating very little for days on end to get the weight down. Now, granted, I've never tried strict diets. Setting timers and measuring out ounces to let me know when I could eat and how much I could eat each time. But I have cut back on sugars and unhealthy carbs. Cut back on junk food in general, including backing off on fast food. No results. It sucked yesterday. Feeling that completely out of shape; not being able to run for more than a block without feeling like I had just started the next wildfire right in my lungs. Today is April 1st. Hopefully I don't have to deal with too many "April Fools!" idiots at work. Comment! (5) | Recommend! second guessing Monday. 3.28.11 7:44 pm Comment! (1) | Recommend! feeling rejected Sunday. 3.27.11 5:29 pm I know that it's not what I'm thinking it is, but I still can't help but feel the way that I do. I haven't seen Jacob in over 24 hours {our work schedules have overlapped} and I've barely talked to him in that time frame. Maybe 5 minutes on the phone and no more than 10 texts exchanged. Even then, I haven't heard from him since early this morning. And I've still got 4 1/2 hours left before my shift is over. 5 until I get home and can maybe actually see him. It makes me feel like he's not thinking about me to even just send a text asking how work is going or even to just say hi. I just want to hear from him. I'm determined to have him text me first ... but I probably shouldn't hold my breath. Earlier I was avoiding texting him because I figured he'd be sleeping. I know for a fact that he's not still sleeping. It's been nearly 12 hours. And with his mom visiting, I know he's not going to sleep the afternoon away like he might should the house be empty. I just feel like I've been forgotten about. I don't like feeling this way. {EDIT} I'm tired, sore and now I'm pissed off. Apparently the phone call I received wasn't supposed to be to find out how I was doing. Especially when my response was just kind of shoved aside by an "ah" and then asking me the question that required the phone call. Like I said, I'm just pissed off right now so this is basically a rant, but still. I'm going to end it here so I don't end up saying something that I will later regret. Comment! (1) | Recommend! 17 more hours ... 16 of it work Sunday. 3.27.11 5:11 am Remind me why I signed up for this again? Oh yeah ... 16 hours of overtime on the next paycheck. Money is why I signed up for this. Comment! (0) | Recommend! 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