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Anyone want a kitten?
Friday. 6.9.06 11:27 pm
I'm tired of my parents bitching at ME about the cats.

I'm not the one that let the cat out to get pregnant.

And since the knocked-up cat wasn't mine anyway, since I didn't take care of her, why are the kittens mine?

I didn't ask for kittens.

I didn't let the horny cat out, and NOT FUCKING TELL ANYONE THAT THE DAMN HORNY CAT WAS OUTSIDE, OR EVEN TRY TO KICK IT BACK INTO THE HOUSE.

But now that there's three kittens (mummy and other two were dropped at the dump), theyre MY fault?

Fucking bullshit.

"I'm sick of those cats"
"Watch your tone of voice, have a little respect"
Whatever.
I'm not the fucking idiot.
I'm not the one with a house falling apart, with "no money to waste", because I (god forbid) waste it on pot and cigarettes.

So of course being kittens, they're curious about things, and one goes into his closet.

He shuts the door on it. I told him that if it did anything, I wasn't cleaning it up.

No one told him to shut the cat in the closet. The cat isn't gay. (Gay isn't a disease cured by circumcision, ask Dear Abby.)

He said if it did anything, he was getting rid of it.

How? By throwing it out in the trash like the other three cats?

What a fucking tard.

And we all know how I hate to use such terms.

So if anyone wants an awesome kitten, let me know.

I've got three of them.

Two girls and a boy.

The boy is fluffy, gray and white, the girls are tabby-ish and white, donald trump more tabbyish than stinkerella, she has a brown face, and bits of orange dashed through her.

They're all terribly cute.

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So...
Tuesday. 6.6.06 9:52 am
It's mom's fault....

I always figured as much.

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Cookies and cream penis!!!!
Monday. 6.5.06 12:15 am
I want one of these. Cookies and cream. Yes, all implications implied. NO IMPLICUNTS!

I mean, a cookies and cream pen0r?

That would be awesome.

Except it'd melt in your hand, not in your mouth.

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Neohitler... hrm.
Sunday. 6.4.06 11:48 am
I wonder if I were to dye my hair blonde and wear blue contacts, could I get by as being a *really* tanned white person....

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Who knew?
Friday. 6.2.06 11:44 am
I remember reading about the evils of dihydrogen monoxide. How it could kill you, how it was bad in excess quantities, and how people thought it should be banned.

I've been... partaking of this awful substance, and wow. I wasn't partaking enough. My poops are nice and... not angry, my piss doesn't... seem to harbor odd creatures, and my girlybits... aren't angry either.

Dihydrogen monoxide is teh shit, everyone should try some.

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Poor fish.
Friday. 6.2.06 9:56 am
Poor fish, they bought the farm. :/

Oh well.

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