my loser older brother told me today that if you garggle on coke your sore throat will go away...

kinda weird. i know that they're used to clean airplane parts with. but i didnt know it can help get rid of sore throats too!

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well ifound out yesterday that the guys [the guy ive been talking about i nthe previous blogs] girlfriend doesnt like me! well i found out that answer!

i mean like i recently got switched to a seat near one of her riends and i tried being nice and saying hi or just talk in general and she's all " oh.. yeah..." i know she's nice but like she acts different around me but act all fine around my friend erika [friends] .. sooo yeha

even when i try saying hi to tina [the gf] she ignores me.or she like waves but doesnt even look at me. and i thought wow.. what did i do. but then i found out that she hates me because the "guy" liked me before he ever liked her. thats not MY fault!! for now. i'll just be nice to her

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i was just bored so i took a picture of myself and im going to put it here because i dont know what else to do with it..




you are looking at a face with 10 different nationalities

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sweeettt.. here you go muffin

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1. I lost my virginity, can I have yours?

2. I'm what Willis was talking about

3. If you were a booger, I'd pick you.l

4. My love is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.

5. Mean people suck. Nice people swallow.

6. I'll make you shiver when I deliver.

7. Is your dad retarded? Cause you're special

8. I taught your boyfriend that thing you like.

9. I taught your girlfriend that thing you like.

10. Tell your boobs to stop staring at my eyes.

11. Spooning leads to forking.

12. Was your dad in the Airforce? Cause you're the bomb.

13. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

14. Nice ass. May I wear it as a hat?

15. My love is like a snowflake: complex

16. I have big feet

17. I'm like a blizzard. I'll give you 8-10" and you won't leave the house.

18. I support gay marriage (if both chicks are hot)

19. I wish I knew how to quit you

20. I may not be the cutest guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

21.Is your daddy a dealer? Because you're dope.

22. Anything drugs can do, I can do with my tongue.

23. I'm like fast food. Treat me right, and I'll do it your way.

24. I may not be a Flintstone, but I can sure make your bed rock.

25. If I were you, I'd go out with me.

26. I'm here now. What were your other two wishes?

27. I'm a math tutor: Add you and me, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply

28. No strings attached

29. I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?

30. C'mon, you can't get pregnant again.

31. If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

32. Did you fart? because you blew me away

33. You must be a speeding ticket because you have the word "fine" written all over you

34. Do you have a bandade? cause i scrapped my knee when I fell for you

35. Are those astronaut pants? Caus eyour body is out of this world

36. Did it hurt?
-Did what hurt?
When you fell from heaven

37. I lost my phone number, can I have yours?


haha got many more?

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this guy that ive been talking to/ about is like my twin. for some odd reason everything we think is the same. and we like the same things and sometimes act the same way. haha kinda weird. we think we were seprated twin souls or something.. haha

**text message**
him: u r always thinking about me.
( im thinking haha concieted)
me: so you can read minds now huh? :)
him: Yes i can.But since we have the same mind. Then u know who im thinking about!
me: awww haha
him: i know im sweet [haha loser]

very cute, just waiting to see if he'll actually break up with his gf.. hmm

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