There's nothing I love more than a good quote so I figured we should have a forum to share them. Here are my favorites:

"Be the change you want to see in the world" - Mahatma Gandhi

No drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, greed and love of power. ~P.J. O'Rourke

"When I die I want to be buried face down so that all the people who dont like me, can kiss my ass"
- Red Foreman in a toast to his friends at a party on That 70's Show

"If somebody ever wished to be me for a day, they'd be the most pissed-off person once they got here. They would be, like, in hell." - Jennifer Aniston

Me: Then all the little goth kids will get scared that Im going to infect them with the disease of conformistisi??
Marc: Conformism? You know thats sad, I dont even think thats a real word but I knew what you were trying to say.

"And it takes no time to fall in love
But it takes you years to know what love is
It takes some fears to make you trust
It takes some years to make it rust
It takes some dust to have it polished" - Jason Mraz

Drugs have taught an entire generation of American kids the metric system. ~P.J. O'Rourke

"Mrs. Formeman....I am sorry...I washed my face with your ovaries" - Fez on thats 70's show!!

"The way I feel about music is that there is no right and wrong. Only true and false." - Fiona Apple

Did you know America ranks the lowest in education but the highest in drug use? It's nice to be number one, but we can fix that. All we need to do is start the war on education. If it's anywhere near as successful as our war on drugs, in no time we'll all be hooked on phonics. ~Leighann Lord

Memory is a child walking along a seashore. You never can tell what small pebble it will pick up and store away among its treasured things. ~Pierce Harris, Atlanta Journal

The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too. ~Samuel Butler, Notebooks, 1912

Whoomp here I is
- Natalie Dee
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"A man who denies having prurient thoughts about your mother is a filthy, wretched liar."
-Sigmund Freud, Vienna, Austria, 1898

"Ha ha, I guess Freud really did know about 'Prune Tang!'"
-Al Jourgenson, El Paso, Texas, 2006
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"I wet the bed so much my dad called me the 'Midnight Sailor' until I was thirty two. I'm thirty three."
-Hoss Delgato
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"Hey! My name's Danielle...
I've lost all my friends...
We should hang out together!
The music is so great...
But still, I'm sad
Oh girl, don't be down, I'll be your disco clown!"
-"Disco Clown" by Midnight Mike & Munk

My favourite quote, taken from the comic XXXholic:

"Speech, is a lock that can only be used on humans. Once it has left your mouth, it cannot b uncalled or nullified. People do not understand how strongly they are tied down because of it but they continue to use that lock. 'Speech' is something living and sometimes it can even tie down a person's life"

"I think I am in hell, therefore I am in hell." - Rimbaud

"Eat like a bird, poop like an elephant." - Kkama67

Birds actually eat quite a lot. :P I should know, my parakeets have bottomless abysses when it comes to stomachs.

There’s so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets?
Dick Cavett


At the height of laughter, the universe is flung into a kaleidoscope of new possibilities. ~Jean Houston

Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis. ~Jack Handey, "Deep Thoughts," Saturday Night Live

I did a project on Elijah Lovejoy for my AP US History class 2 years ago (I picked him because of his AWESOME name!) Anyways, his last words before dying....

"My God. I am shot."
-Elijah Lovejoy

"Happy are those who dream dreams and are ready to pay the price to make them come true."
-Leon J. Suenes

"Argh!! Ye broke me coffee mug, ye durned mug! Jason, get yer dog out of me room!"
-Next door neighbour at 8:00pm

First off. I love the Elijah Lovejoy one.

Second off. Bullet, you have the coolest neighbor.