Type down your favorite movie or/and tv quote(s)?
examples=
Lrr: Mmmm. This jerked chicken is good. I think I'll have Fry's lower horn jerked.
Bender: It's used to it. Woooooooo!

Fry: I'm not a one-woman man.
Leela: I'm sure you'll be back to zero soon enough.

Leela: Are you blackmailing me?
Bender: I prefer to use the word extortion. The 'x' makes it sound cool.

Leela: Aw. Poor Nibbler, chipped a fang. [Kisses Nibblers cheek.]
Bender: Hey! I got a busted ass here. I don't see anyone kissing it.
Dr. Zoidberg: Alright, I'm coming.

Leela: Fry, we have a crate to deliver.
Bender: Well let's just dump it in the sewer and say we delivered it.
Fry: Too much work. Let's just burn it and say we dumped it in the sewer.

Fry: It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for the winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. And also he got a racecar. Is any of this getting through to you?

Fry: Look. Normally I'm the first guy to toot his own lower horn.
Bender: I'll say. Whooooo!
Fry: But in this case, i just don't think it's going to work.
Bender: That's what she said. Whooooo!

Zapp Brannigan: Brannigan's law is like Brannigan's love - hard and fast.

Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Oh, I always feared he would run off like this. Why? WHY? WHY didn't I break his legs?

Leela: Oh, God, not Zapp Brannigan.
Dr. Zoidberg: You know Zapp Brannigan?
Leela: Let's just say we've crossed paths.
Bender: Was that before or after you slept with him?

Bender: Bite my shiny metal ass!

from 50 first dates:
"daddy, what's a nypmho?"
"a nympho is the state bird of ohio."

"I wondered what happened to him.."
"Looks like a stupid asshole to me."

"Remember to use a condom, or in your case, a hefty bag."

I, Robot
*achoo* "Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit."

from chappelles show:

"UNITY!!!"

from friday

craig: "do you want some kool-aid?"
smokey: "man...you know i want some kool-aid!"

Morbo: Kittens give Morbo gas!

Linda: I'm sure those windmills will keep them cool.
Morbo: WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY! GOOD NIGHT!

Fry: Why am I sticky and naked? ...Did I miss something fun?

Arrested Development
Michael: So, this is the magic trick, huh?
GOB: Illusion, Michael. A trick is something a whore does for mone [Michael gestures to the children behind them] ...Or candy!

Michael: Your uncle GOB seems to think that he saw you down at the docks today. Was that you?
George Michael: No. No. Maybe it was the other George Michael. You know, the singer-songwriter.
Michael: [dryly] Yeah, that makes sense.

Lucille: Luz, that coat cost more than your house! Oh, that’s how we joke. She doesn’t even have a house.

Lindsay: Look, I'm an activist, too, and I appreciate what you're doing for the environment. But we're not the only ones who destroy trees. What about beavers? You call yourself an environmentalist. Why don't you go out and club some beavers?

Lindsay: How do you think I feel? Bob Loblaw’s a handsome, professional man and I’m only used to... well, none of those things.
Tobias: Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over — an analyst and a therapist. The world’s first analrapist.

Lucille: Yes, I have a rape horn, Michael. Because you took away my mace.
Buster: Yeah, like anyone would want to “R” her.

Maeby: Do you guys know where I could get one of those gold necklaces with the ‘T’ on it?
Michael: That’s a cross.
Maeby: Across from where?

George Michael: No, I want my dad to be happy.
Jessie: Oh, it’s too late now. I’ve seen to that. Daddy lost his shot at happy, and it’s all your fault, Opie.
Narrator [Ron Howard]: Jessie had gone too far, and she had best watch her mouth.

Hahaha HelloILoveYou

Chappelle's Show:

"What did the five fingers say to the face? - SLAP!"
"Booyakuh!"


The Boondock Saints

Lt. Greenly: "Where you goin'? NO WHERE!"

Arthur - " Crazy bus! Crazy bus! Ridin' on a crazy bus! "

This Is Spinal Tap

[Nigel is playing a soft piece on the piano]
Marty DiBergi: It's very pretty.
Nigel Tufnel: Yeah, I've been fooling around with it for a few months.
Marty DiBergi: It's a bit of a departure from what you normally play.
Nigel Tufnel: It's part of a trilogy, a musical trilogy I'm working on in D minor which is the saddest of all keys, I find. People weep instantly when they hear it, and I don't know why.
Marty DiBergi: It's very nice.
Nigel Tufnel: You know, just simple lines intertwining, you know, very much like - I'm really influenced by Mozart and Bach, and it's sort of in between those, really. It's like a Mach piece, really. It's sort of...
Marty DiBergi: What do you call this?
Nigel Tufnel: Well, this piece is called "Lick My Love Pump".

Ace Ventura;

Ace: "YES!!! YESS!! UHH-OHH, YEAH! CAN YOU FEEL THAT BUDDY?! HUH HUH HUH!!
*humps the air*
I HAVE EXORCISED THE DEMONS!! This house is clear... losers."

Lady: "Get em outta here!!"

Ace: "LOOOSERSS!

Man: "Let's go Ace!"

Ace: "LOOOSERSS.. LUHHHOOOO- ZZERRSS!" etc..

Wall street
Gecko - Greed is Good

"DO NOT PASS GO, DO NOT COLLECT $200."

Just the WHOLE THING in this vid.

HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHA. Cracked me up the whole time.

These too!







Maybe some is just the scenes & not the quote.. but still hilarious.

ENJOY!

Monty Python's "King Arthur and the Holy Grail"

Soldier - Are you telling me that coconuts migrate?
Arthur - Doesn't the swallow travel south during the winter? (etc.)
Soldier - Are you telling me that a swallow carried the coconut?
- It is not a matter of how it holds the coconut, but how can a 5 ounce swallow carry a 1 pound coconut? It will have to flap its wings (some amount) per second like a hummingbird.

(You will have to watch the movie)