well the morning started off quite saturday like.. going to chink school being quite unenthusiastic... then in class.. the teacher just talk continuously for almost an hr... we sat there being bored... then we had a vocab test... a cheating one... everyone copied off everyone else =P ... then i got super bored and wrote dis on yvonne's piece of paper:

I ♥ U 4 U R A Q T

then the piece of paper ended up being a convo on stuff to do with sex, at the end of the day... the paper was full off this with 3 ppl contributing in the convo:

-I ♥ U 4 U R A Q T
-how sweet......
-ahah
-sex toy?
sex talk
-ohh... ic.... getting turned on? ;)
-me or you?
-both =D
-getting hot in here
-yeh.... "hot"
-lol maybe we should take off our clothes
-but but... im shy... LoL
-LoL! okay then *shy*
-LoL... but you can take off your clothes, there are only 3 guys in the class anyway, im sure they wont mind
-three are 5 GUYS >.<
-ooopz... i cant count :$ but they are outnumbered neways
-hehe, still too many boys...=|
-awww.... oh wells... my loss... LoL... ur room is too dark, cant see you >.<
-lol, we can turn on some lights next time :)
-we already did! are you hiding ['things" ie ppl] in your room, thats why its dark
-lol the more the merrier...right ^^...???
-the later at night, the darker
-hehe, but we need our beauty sleep
-ur both gay
-we sure are happy XD
-dot
-plzingly BIG dot -.- i cant believe u get turned on by dots, so sad
-...what kind of dots n where are they located
-im syre u know what i mean ;) LoL
-lol:| whats a ddot
-u know what it is... ur the one who gets turned on by them =D LoL
-lol no comment
-u cant comment, ur too bz cs`ing! ur pen 8-)
-lol i dont cock suck a pen
-ohh.. so u cock suck a pacer... almost the same
-lol i dont like cs`ing... taste bad
-so u prefer lol`ing and gb`ing yeh? no taste and lots of action!
-yes they are fun. so easier to 'lol'... everyone lols. gb is addictive
-u said sc taste bad... means u tried it... who did u do? or was it rape? who did u rape?
-someone described it to me.
-everyone has a diff taste... u wouldnt know unless u tried it... [someone] said it taste sweet
-lol who does [someone] cs
-[someone1]... or maybe its every dick has a diff flavour....
-maybe he was just tasting a flavoured condom
-nah they cant afford it and they're too addicted to use safe sex
-they are like 50¢...
-but they;re too addicted... get turned on too quickly to be bothered to put it on... how do u know the cost? ;)
-lol, general knowledge, n im saying that [someone] bought a condom just licks it
-well, i didnt know... [someone] doesnt lick it... poor texture, he uses [someone1] "its warmer" he says
-lol ic, thats what [someone3] said to me too
-....... no comment`ness
-she said i was warm as err something warm
-;) sif cheat on [someone]! LoL... ur a playa dude! u did everyone... cept syl and me XD
-r u sure about syl?? n r u sure u did evon and not... someone else.
-huh? im saying u didnt do us! i have ur sis;) done wanna cheat on her!
-lol..... im saying r u sure u didnt do syl... haha dom wud kill me
-ohh... dome already knows that me and syl did it.. YRS ago.
-lol... illegalness
-not illegal... just "intimate"
-lol...............
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later on, we were all 'writing' down notes, then james randomly made a fool of himself unneccesarily:

james: ewwwww.... chewy gum!
everyone: hahahahaha
me: why da heck are ur hands under the table?
yvonne: hahah was it soft?
me: it was fresh? wtf? even over night... thats so wrong!!
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yehZ well.. dat was the paper... heheheh also in class... james forgot to bring his dictionary and wanted to use mine:

james: wheres my dic?
me: huh?
james: hey mel, can i borrow ur dic?
me: wtf? what dick?
james: ahhaah.. ur dictionary
me: ohh.. hahahha a dic
james: holy shit mel has a big dic
everyone: HAHAHAHAHHAHA
me: ;) the bigger the better
james: sure is... thats what our teacher told us
me: o.o
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more randomness

Peace on You
(Must be read with an Italian accent).
One day ima gonna Malta to bigga hotel. Ina morning I go down to eat breakfast. I tella waitress I wanna two pissis toast. She brings me only one piss. I tella her I want two piss. She say go to the toilet. I say you no understand, I wanna piss onna my plate. She say you better no piss onna plate, you sonna ma bitch. I don’t even know the lady and she call me sonna ma bitch. Later I go to eat at the bigga restaurant. The waitress brings me a spoon and a knife but no fock. I tella her I wanna fock. She tell me everyone wanna fock. I tell her you no understand. I wanna fock on the table. She say you betta not fock on the table, you sonna ma bitch. So I back to my room inna hotel and there is no shits onna my bed. Call the manager and tella him I wanna shit. He tell me to go to toilet. I say you no understand. I wanna shit on my bed. He say you better not shit onna bed, you sonna ma bitch. I go to the checkout and the man at the desk say: Peace on you. I say piss on you too, you sonna ma bitch, I gonna back to Italy.

mhmm that was that... hope u all didnt get ideas from reading this entry XD

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ok so im in maths class atm... bored as and have nothing to do... so im here to update this thingy... more stupid things taht mike says... i dont think he likes to be mentioned so much coz everything i mention are stupid things he does and says... eg:

mike: i bought this bubblegum cos i needed sugar.
me: umm... thats extra gum... and the packet also says sugar free
mike: whoopz -.-
everyone else: ROFL hahahahahahahahhahahaha

wow bell almost going... heheheh free sessions are kooliez... and session 5 is also bludge all cos my history teacher is away i hope he hasnt left the test for us to do. neways i have nothing else to say gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!! so damn bored this entry has just become RAMBLE! bleh... train ride dis morning... dodgy... 'tried' to do hw..... got a fair bit done actually... but still.. not enough to ensure that i wont be doing nething tonight.. so damn want to kareoke now but i have no where to go and mum wont let!! and tonight... have to teach -.- damn that! stupid students dont come on time!
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neways... now that im at home, means i have more to write about as i have been through more of the day.. hmm the day was pretty kool as i had so many bludge sessions... nothing much happened... one highlight though... i was singing mary had a lil lamb over and over hoping to think of a 'new' variation to it... then john sang one on da train =D here goes:

mary had a lil lamb
its fleece was black as charcoal
and every time it jumped the fence
u can see its asshole

also... the train ride was spent talking about 'counterstrike and gun bound'
john: u cant kill someone with one head shot nemore... u have to use 3!
emma: why would u kill someone with a head shot neway?
everyone: hahahahahahahahahahahaha ewwwwww ahahahhahahahahahaha

hehehehehehe... boredededed now

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ok arriving at school with mike's company..i went to the locker bay and got the stack of ramble outta mah bag... and into my locker... then made a shit fool of myself....

on da train in da morning...
mike was typically talking dirty and making a total ass of himself... and kinda got will annoyed

mike: [says something... dont recall]
will: talk to the hand
mike: so mean! [shakes head]
will: no actually... talk to the elbow... ur not worth the extension
emma & i : hahahahahahahahah

[jess looks down and tired]

me: [hugs jess] r u ok? is achem here today? r u sad cos hes not here?
jess: whose achem?
me: mr!!
jess: hes right bhind u mel
me: [turns round] OMFG wtf?! how da fuck he end up there... he wasnt there when i came in!

during lunch break... i went to sylvia's locker with her

sylvia: would u like to eat a green coloured dick?
me: o.o wtf?!
sylvia: hahahahhahaha... a cucumber
me: i....c.... [no comment]
sylvia: my sister also refers to a tomato as testicles
me: .....ok..wtf...

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morning was kinda ... tiredededed... cos ... went to sleep at like 1 then woke up at 5 30 and 3 alarms went off one after another -.- ... plzinng ehh.. -.- neways... got to bus stop... by dad speeding.. as usual... but this time.. dad thinks there was a camera that was there =S .. hopes not >.< [prays] sigh sigh... it'd be all me and bianca's fault for lagging in the house -.- bugger that... ohh wellz... then on the glenny train... this is what happened

akshay: whats with all those azns walking from across the station then getting on the train.. then they walk like from the last carriage up to the front
me: [shurgs] dunno... too tired to care bout nethings
emma: omg.. u stalk them?
akshay: nah nah.. its just that theres so many of them its hard to miss!! theres like a pack of like 12 of them

[a minute lata... a dozen or so jap people walk into our carriage]

akshay: see ... they're coming
me: HOLY SHIT!! wtf!! where the hell did they all come from? now i get u!! hard to miss!!
akshay: yeh... and theres still more coming
me: OMFG!!
akshay: if it was a group of curries who walked in, we'd be arrested
me and emma: ROFL.. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

got to flinders... still half waking upz... then mike gets there like at 8 .. and gave me the 'edited' version of my sac... bloody f***ing hell was it pro or what?!!?!?! omg! cover included as well!! so... as a reward.. i reowned him as a god bro agains... [muahaha] evilness... hehehe... yehs... neways... victor and emma, leo and aurora and mike walked me half way to school... then mike came all da way... on da tram... and we happened to be on jimmy's tram!! i was wondering why the tram was so slow!! stupid fat jimmy put so much weight on the tram it couldnt move!

neways... got to school.. went to class... in sess 5 i had lit class.. hehe and it was a bludgy session, then all of a sudden, steven says, 'hey melody, [points to eamon] he has a picture of u on his piano.' quite lame... as everyone knows it is quite untrue as he doesnt even play pno... hahaha....and in sess 6 i had a free ^^ then randomly outta the blues, millar falls off his seat... or some shit happened, and just about fell and hit me... bleh... it was funny... then after school... on da tram to mc... sylvia and i just talked ramble and these random buncha girls started singing on the tram... it wouldnt have mattered if they could sing... BUT THEY COULDN'T!! jesus man!

neways...bought jelly beans... and ate them... to wake up and to stop hunger!! i was starving lahh!!... thens we got down to platform and saw mike sitting there with his screwd up ankle.... later on joyce joins us at mc... hehehe joyce = mc bum.. hehehe so we got on the 3 24 glenny train from mc and there, we saw emma and victor and leo... hehehehehe... dunno what leo was doing there but neways... moving right along... bill randomly gets into our carriage then when we got to richmond, brendan and john got on... hehehehhehehehehe was quite unsurprising... as expected, john was stil higly amused at my humpty dumpty song... neways... when i almost got back to glenny... we get random txts... yer... neways... moving along from what the messages actually said... our bus was extremely delayed... but kingsley came in time to entertain me =D ... then what was meant to be his bus turned out to be my 754 XD ROFLMAOZ!!... hahaha... was funny

well.. dat was one long dayy... if only everyday can be so happy and enjoyable ^^

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[refer to vegemite song]

we're happy lil condoms we come in a pack of six
u buy them from the chemists n put them on ur dicks
then u do a hundred push ups and then u hear a pop
out pops lil frankie with a ten metre cock



[refer to jack n jill song]

jack and jill went up the hill
to fetch a pail of water
jack came down with a frown
cos jill had fucked his mother



[jack and jill ramble]

jack and jill went up the hill
jack was smoking marajuana
jack asked jill if she took he pill
jill said yes so jack went up her dress
and did the hanky panky
and out popped lil frankie



[beginning to earth]

in the beginning god finished
wiped his hand on the damp cloud
and blew into man
man didnt wake up
god checked his instruction book
found that he had left out the tail
hastily, wrecklessly, god glued it on the wrong side
man woke up at the sight of eve
and god was already forgotten



[mary doesnt only have a lamb]

mary had a lil lamb she also had a duck
she took them round the corner to teach them how to
fry some eggs for breakfast fry some eggs for tea
the more u eat the more u drink the more u need to
peter had a boat the boat began to rock
up jumped jaws and bit off his
cock tail ginger ale 40¢ a glass
if u dont like em , shove em up ur
assk no questions tell no lies
i saw the boogy man doing up his
flies are bad mosquitoes r worse
this is the end of my silly lil verse

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assuming that jono would arrive at flinders at 8.... we all waited at flinders for him.. but no.. he LAGGED.. and turned up at 8 15!! so everyone (emma victor jono helen aurora) all walked me to school .. the only person who kept up with my pace was surprisingly jono... considering that he lagged his way to flinders i thought that he would gradually make his way to uni high with me ... then arriving at 8 45 ... i had to leap up 3 flights of stairs and nearly slipped cos my jeans were so long and i didnt have a friggin belt on me either!... neways... aths carnival was betta than i thought... i thought it'd be boring... like nothing to do... and shit.. yeh.. but i was entertained but adrian oli tim and weidi... we played many games of big 2... i won... by playign open handed... everyone saw my cards... but i still won... then i play properly.. without showing my cards.. and i lost... wth`ness man... neways... then i got bored so went to eat for an hr... then joined steven and co for many games of big 2... heheheh... was funny... best game = cheat .. rofl hahahah... XD

on da 754 bus in da arvo.. emma and i were amused by the A2 project poster paper i had... it was quite.. weird and funny... and as i was lying down on the bus seat... i cleverly fell off it >.< thats all i'll say!

song dedicated to john:

humpty dumpty fucked a fat whore
humpty dumpty blew on the floor
all the kings horses and all the kings men
bent the bitch over and fucked her again

-.- i'll tell ya more lataz

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*bill, tim, weidi and i walk into lib at lunch time*

weidi: [takes book from shelf]

me: thats a good book.. u should read it

*dom comes along to us from bhind the lib*

bill: where were u? why r u here? u seen oli and bea?

dom: yeh they're in teh quiet area [pointing to back of the lib]

bill n i: oooohhh what r they doing in the quiet area?

dom: hahah..... they're doing 'french oral'

everyone else: ewww... hahahahhahahaha

....later on in sess 6......

*bea sits in class with a teddy on her table*

ailin: bea why do u have a teddy bear?

bea: cos i had to do a french oral assessment with it

me: ... eww... [no comment]

everyone: HAHAHAH


ok... neways... mike was feeling quite guilty afterwards... so randomly.. he picked my up after school... quite a surprise!! bleh... doesnt take away my pissed`ness and im still quite annoyed at the fact that im in more pain... from too much stretching... and from yesterday -.-! ... i guess i've cooled... so not really pissed at mike... i spose he can make up for it... but dunno what he can do to make up for it .... hmm... maybe i can think of soemthign evil... heheheh [chuckles]

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stupid way back on da train... stupid mike and james were being their immature selves... mike trying to keep james on the train... and not let him off at mt waverley... so he decided to squash james into the corner of the six seats we occupied... UNFORTUNATELY... i happened to sit on the outside seat of the three... beside me was that mike who was squashing james against the wall hoping he wont be able to get off at mt waverley... i tried ignoring their childish`ness by talking to emma... i was quite unaware of what was happening beside me... by words of emma and bianca.... this is what happened.... james sat himself in a 90 ° angle so his feet were against the wall of the train... the he sprang back... with such great force, mike who is so much weaker got pushed over by james and ended up pushing into me... kinda like dominoes cept sitting... so i went weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee and onto the floor.... SO BLOODY RANDOM AND UNEXPECTED!! yes... quite the shock....i sat on the floor laughing to tears and as a result couldnt get up... even john who is like the MATURE one outta the lot of us laughed!... so emma tried to help me up and realised im not as light as i look... so with john's assistance... i got up... but couldnt stand... so ended up on emma's lap... then she tried getting me up.. which once again was unsuccessful so i ended up on mike!! wtf`ness!!! then i got up and fell AGAIN in the pile of school bags and squished emma's bear keyring thingy ma bub... <--- is sore >.<

getting onto the bus was quite normal... it wasnt until then when i started to notice my ass was in pain... neways... got on and sat settled down from laughter... then cheryl and her bf got on!! bloody hell man... they were making out alla way back!! and this guy was watching them... he turned his head back and watched them the whole time!! i wonder if he got a sore neck from that?! so i came to the conclusion that he prolly watches porn... so he watches ppl make out on public transport... -.-!

i officially dont like mike nemore.. if he bloody attacks me again or annoys me... I WILL RETALIATE... even if my ass is still sore and im handicapped

-.- yeh yeh laugh laugh... but it mite happen to u one day so u betta keep quiet and be careful!

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