mood: far beyond happy!!!!
listening to: wheeeeeeeeeee
watching: uhhhhhhh

I am so so so so so so so so so so HAPPPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My computer.. which has been rendered unusable by viruses is getting repaired by a professional computer repair person!! FOR NOTHING!!! To this day.. if i EVER catch my moldy ass ex brother in law i'll thrash him soundly for using it without my permission.... but.. for now I'm sooo happy!!!! *bounces* It pays to have friends, i guess!!! I will have my own computer!! No one can get pissed if i don't turn it off!!! No one can tell me i can't leave it on!!! I can do what i want.. when i want.. and listen to the music on my hard drive to put myself to sleep!!! i will have my eyetide screensaver!! I'll have all that stuff!! You guys have no idea how hard it has been for me to use someone else's computer when mine is sitting upstairs... I don't share my computer.. i don't let people use it. That way i have every right in the world to get unbelievably pissed off if it ends up getting damaged!!!! ANyway.. i have things ot finish up...

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Two nicely dressed ladies happen to start up a conversation during an endless wait in the LAX airport. The first lady was an arrogant California woman married to a wealthy man. The second was a well mannered elderly Woman from the South.

When the conversation centered on whether they had any children the California woman started by saying,

"When my first child was born, my husband built a beautiful mansion for me."

The lady from the South commented, "Well, isn't that precious?"

The first woman continued, "When my second child was born, my husband bought me a beautiful Mercedes-Benz."

Again, the lady from the South commented, "Well, isn't that precious?"

The first woman continued boasting, "Then, when my third child was born, my husband bought me this exquisite diamond bracelet."

Yet again, the Southern lady commented, "Well, isn't that precious?"

The first woman then asked her companion, "What did your husband buy for you when you had your first child?

"My husband sent me to charm school," declared the Southern lady.

"Charm school? " the first woman cried, "Oh my God! What on earth for? "said the first woman.

The Southern lady responded, "Well for example, instead of saying "Who gives a shit?" I learned to say, "Well, isn't that precious?"

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