Story time, children!

there was once a family of five, and they are well..i cant think of any word to describe them all except mayb weird. hah. they look very much like the normal and prosperous family but is actually quite dysfunctional; allow me to explain.

let's start with the parents first.

both are self righteous pigs who never want to admit they are wrong even when it is very obvious that they are.

the father is lazy and totalitarian. he tries to rule the whole family with an iron fist but has only succeeded in making all of them hate him and his bullshit. he is also so china loving that anyone who knows him well enough can be sure that he will immigrate to that overpopulated land the first chance he got given that he has sufficient finances which thankfully he does not, or his family will no doubt hate him even more.

the mother, although the exact opposite of her spouse in being very hardworking, is also another self righteous idiot who never wants to admit her mistakes. she is also fucking naggy and tries to dish out advice unsolicited to any and everyone but has many times succeeded in only pissing off those she talks to. this is because her conversation with them will inadvently turn into one laced with insults and callous remarks directed at the person once her 'advice' is not accepted and she is not able to support her own argument.

next, the 3 children. all 3 are old enough to know what they are doing, with the elder 2 ald past 20 and into adulthood and the youngest one soon to follow; although this does not neccessarily mean that they are essentially doing the right things. 2 of them are girls, one working, the other still schooling, with their brother stuck in between them and slaving away in the army.

the eldest female is a fat fuck who is also damn lazy to move her fat ass, thus resulting in her gargantuan size; even tho her mother tries a thousand and one ways to make her lose weight, but to no avail. on top of that she is also fucking self-centred and selfish. she only lives in her own world without giving a fuck to what's happening ard her.

her kid sister has a very bad attitude problem but does very well in hiding it, esp in front of relatives; where she will appear as a sweet lass well deserving of praise after praise. however, her ugly side is shown when dealing with her family, as she will snap impatiently at any and everything that is told to her, and also pull a long face as if the whole fucking world owes her a living. her behaviour with friends is not known though it is suspected to be similar if not worse than that of her behaviour towards her family.

other than that, she does deserves merit for doing very well in her academic studies by being able to make it to a top secondary school , junior college and smoothly transcending to uni after that. she has no known vice common among young females her age, such as clubbing excessively, staying out late at night, getting home drunk and such, as she does not even touch alcohol voluntarily, and of course not cigarettes. her parents love her for being that way, and constantly compares these traits of her to her elder brother, who is very definitely her exact opposite.

finally, the brother. as mentioned above, he smokes, drinks, clubs occasionally and loves to stay out late at night hanging out with friends with similar qualities as him. his studies were above average in primary sch, but slowly deteriorated to average as he proceeded from secondary to tertiary education, with his poly results so bad that he cannot make it to any local university after his national service.

he also can be said to have an attitude problem, as he talks loudly, is very guai lan and loves to suan ppl when he gets the chance. but, most of the time, he gets suaned by his frens more than he gets to suan them. although he has had alot of dreams and goals, he has hardly achieved any of them very thoroughly. in his early twenties, he is quite a sad soul to be without career, girl or money and most importantly, not yet ord.

lastly, he is constantly in pursuit of some form of physical fitness but has had only minor success in it. this though, can be said to be his best trait given that he has doggedly pursued it for some years without any hint of totally giving up like some of his other goals and dreams.

the brother dislikes his family alot and wants to move out the first chance he got once he has enough finances. he definitely hates his kid sister as he sees her as someone who contradicts his very existence, and is also quite sure that she feels the same way abt him.

tt is all for this dysfunctional family.

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suddenly i just feel like griping abt ppl and stuff in my camp cos i got this feeling that they are all taking our br, i.e. log br, log br/admin for granted.

to start with, why is every other br always posting useless fuckups to our side? ppl like doggie wong from the mp's dog section, who did nth all day but surf the net or his personal stuff, and try to siam here siam there when given tasks, even trying to get specs to do his work for him, or coming up with a thousand and one lame excuses or bullshitting abt everything, like he every fucking thing also zai.. heng the boss got sick of his antics and posted him back to his doggy frens.

just when we thought he was over, along comes derrick the fat ass fuckup, who's so damn stupid to nearly kenna charged and thrown into db for awoling because he couldn't obtain an mc. fucking piece of fat shit has no purpose in our br at all, because all he does is eat, smoke, and play dumb games on the computer; and also coming up with cock excuses like doggie wong when tasked to do things. tell him to do area cleaning also cannot do a gd job, must ppl go and tell him off den can do... and trying to play attitude with the specs who tell him to do some work? wtf is this?!

why? why? why? do we always get such fuckups?

and why does 3sg desmond, our damn zai c-mechanic in charge of the pol stuff have to be posted out to sembawang camp? cb la, post out useful ppl and post in useless dumb fucks? where's the logic in that?

next, will the fucking pad idiots pls start doing things in a more efficient manner? or rather pls listen to advice from us because we have had more experience in running the armoury since you cocksters only took over like 1 half months ago while we've been doing it all along since dunno when?

still got the cheek to complain to their lao chek that we nair teach them properly when they give us fuckup ppl who aren't willing to learn and try to skive away while we are trying to teach them the ropes on running the armoury. cb la, den can still send our boss email saying pls be patient with the new ppl and teach them properly and dun scold them. since when the fuck have we even scolded ur armskotemen?

but heng at last there are a couple of really gd ones that have really picked up everything we imparted to them and aren't creating anymore trouble for us.

but... why must their oc, cpt simon be so fussy as to want to change and reassign all the rife butt no.s so that his personal arm can have the 01 tag? even gg to the extend of wanting to break out all nine boxes, total of 270 rifles in preservation to change all the butt no.s.. making all the more work for his armskotemen and us armourers since we have to perform inspections and certify every weapon that's broken out of the box before it can be resealed again. tolong la, we ald got more than enough work on our hands with the lri coming next month la, can? there's only 3 of us lei..

and will the fucking pad men pls go learn and memorise the difference between armourer and armskotemen? dont fucking go ard calling for armourer when all u need is the armskotemen to open the armoury for u to draw and send arms! even though the 2 titles look almost the same in spelling but they mean a world of difference. most of u pricks are 'a' levels or at least an 'o' right, surely its not that hard for u to go and learn one more army term when u have ald picked up tons since entering the army, rite?!

lastly, the canteen food is seriously getting damn from bad to worse and we are all quite sure that the damn couple running the only store there is taking us for granted by selling us lousy food at exorbitant prices because they are the only ppl willing to come up to this godforsaken, monkey infested place in bukit timah to sell food. at first we suspected that they froze and refried leftover unsold food from the previous day but it got to the pt that we have confirmed it to a fact. even when we confronted the store auntie, she would feign ignorance and even saying she only uses fresh food everyday. yar right.

even when alot of ppl complain inside the usms forms every month that the food sucks they would not do anything abt it since they know we got no where else to get breakfast in the morning unless we are willing to take the trouble to tapao from down the hill when we come for work daily, which we are seriously considering ald by taking turns being the suay kia buying everyone's breakfast daily and totally boycotting their food.

next came another shocker when the national environment agency came to inspect their store and reflected back in their report that they are indeed refrying food from previous days, even those from 2 or 3 days back, and also selling us lor mai kai and bread thats ald expired. ccb.

knn, i think thats all i want to say liao, at least now that i said it, i somehow feel better, but then again, its nt gg to change anything la..argh! fuck it.

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went jb today with sebast since im on leave for 2 days. cant say i did much except for eat, shop and eat some more.

think the last time i went was 2 years ago liao..and the place still hasn't changed much, if any at all. the streets are still as dirty, air is still as hazy, if nt hazier..but most imptly of all, stuff is still dirt cheap down there.

really, each time i go there, i find it quite amazing that u can actually change only sgd 20 for a half day trip and its ald more than enough. 20 brings you abt rm 44 which allows for a good number of things to be done. i manged to catch a movie, eat lunch at the food junction there and buy 2 packs of cigs and some gum..and still have abt 10 left.

speaking of food, the food junction is really heaven sent, cos the food pricing is abt the same as here in sg, 4 to 5 per a la carte dish, only its in rm. of course, there is also stuff like pizza hut and kenny rogers, whereby u get the same stuff as here in sg for half the price..cos of the exact same pricing but currency exchange difference. whoo!

cigs are up by abt rm 1, but its a negligible difference la, just have to hiong in, if kenna caught, den too bad lor..quite a gd catch today, i would say, we managed to hiong in 6 packs btwn the 2 of us.

and best of all, movies are still at rm 9 per ticket, less than half tt in sg! and the seats are damn spacious, even someone my size can comfortably shift ard throughout the whole show without any constraint at all.

all in all, a gd trip i would say, most definitely will go sometime soon again.

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been a while since i wrote anything. actually i did write some stuff la, but due to certain reasons i had them removed again. nair mind.

during this time, some changes have taken place. in camp la..

firstly, i finally got my three stripes, i.e. 3sg rank liao. even though i knew abt the promotion abt 2 weeks ago, wed was the first day i could don the stripes, since the ro said w.e.f. 1 nov 06. yeah at least now my pay got increase a little.

but as they say, with greater rank and more power comes greater responsibility. meaning i can't twang the whole day away inside lat playing risk with desmond and mark anymore. i gotta be constantly doing work. bleah.

true enough, this has been one hell of a busy week, my busiest since i came to safac. everyday this week, i've been conducting fit for firing inspections for every weapon in both our own base armoury and those of external depots. thats like over 500 m16s.. but of course its a joint effort between my ic and another armament tech la..don't think i could've accomplished the feat of conducting 100% checks on 500 plus weapons by myself anyway.

check finish liao, still haven't over yet..nt even halfway. have to sort out the different defects and type out reports and fff certs for the officers' perusal; while concurrently indenting spares for those more critical defects..while waiting for them to be delivered, have to start repairs on those minor defects for which spares aren't needed. on top of all these, still have to break out preserved arms and make preparations for next week's atp and the week after's cs.

hur..really, im damned shag out liao..been knocking out everyday as soon as i get on the bus back home, missing my stop 2 days in a row also.

oh, and the csm also want me and the rest of the 3sg to go"discipline" those recruits whose working attitude got problem; which, honestly speaking, i'm not very willing la, since i've been joking ard with them while i was still a 'men' nt 3 days ago. suddenly want me to adopt serious dispostion go talk with them is abit hard la..and they also nt happy abt it. tried and tested it with negative results this morning liao. fuck.

thats abt it for my damn shag and busy week. gg to get busier in the weeks to come since we are starting lri preparations early to avoid any fuck-ups.

for hammer and mallet.

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went drinking and ktving last nite at partyworld to celebrate staff chin's bday. bloody hell, got pissed drunk when everyone else didn't. woke up just now at noon with a fucking hangover and had to take mc for the day.

and it was just beer, lots and lots of it, no spirits or any other hard liquor. goddamned, i cant believe i actually got drunk la..usually when i go drinking i would have some semblance of control and know when to stop coz my alcohol tolerance level is not good.

even had to trouble staff chin to sent me home in a cab and bring me to the doorstep, puking all over the corridor along the way..and waking up both my parents..its damn embarrassing la..

seriously i have no idea what came over me to drink like that..but nair mind, its nt gg to happen again..im nt gg to let myself get drunk like last nite again. however, next time if i go drinking with anyone again and happen to start losing control again, someone pls fucking slap me awake..ok?

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