jueves, 25 de mayo, 2006 Yeah, so uhmmmmmm, holy crap.
01:03 Comment! (0) | Recommend! | Categories: lost [t], television [t], yeah so uhmmm holy crap [t] [Insert non-sequitar here] sábado, 6 de mayo, 2006 The risk of opening commenting to outsiders.
The person's done it in a few other entries, but this one takes the cake in terms of quantity. I don't like deleting things because I'm a pack rat, and somehow, it applies in this situation.
22:35 Comment! (4) | Recommend! | Categories: site [t] lunes, 10 de abril, 2006 When the newscaster teased me with Gwyneth's new son's name as "Biblical" I joked, "Moses? Haha!" Well, wtiness my completely open, drooling mouth as they returned and said HIS NAME IS MOSES. I am not a Coldplay fan, so I didn't know he wrote a song of the same name; I thought Biblical as normally Biblical, like, Michael, Jacob, Noah, or Jesus.
22:50 Comment! (0) | Recommend! | Categories: celebrities [t] domingo, 26 de marzo, 2006 From Phillip M Harter, MD, Stanford University, School of Medicine:
"If we could shrink the earth's population to a village of precisely 100 people, with all the existing human ratios remaining the same, here's what you would have:
57 Asians
21 Europeans
14 from the Western Hemisphere (both north and south)
8 Africans
52 would be female
48 would be male
70 would be non-white
30 would be white
70 would be non-Christian
30 would be Christian
89 would be heterosexual
11 would be homosexual
6 people would possess 59% of the entire world's wealth, and all 6 would be from the United States.
80 would live in substandard housing
70 would be unable to read
50 would suffer from malnutrition
1 would be near death; 1 would be near birth
1 (yes, only 1) would have a college education
1 would own a computer."
If there is a Phillip M Harter, MD of Stanford University, School of Medicine, he's forgetting the people's ages.
13:33 Comment! (3) | Recommend! | Categories: jokes [t] La noche y tus ojos que son gotas de luz viernes, 17 de marzo, 2006 I drank like fifty bowls of soup; why am I still so fucking thirsty?
I've been having a recurring dream this week: somehow I get free plane tickets and I keep asking to go to the Caribbean. When I get there, I just stand on the beach in my regular clothes (e.g., jeans) and then I go home. In my mind, I am yelling at my dream self, "PICK A COOLER PLACE, LIKE BRAZIL OR THE ADIRONDACKS!!!!" I have nothing against the Caribbean, I just think Brazil and the Adirondacks are cooler.
18:40 Comment! (2) | Recommend! | Categories: food [t], dreams [t] domingo, 12 de marzo, 2006 "Brooklyn handles the majority of cocoa bean imports to the United States."
17:50 Comment! (0) | Recommend! | Categories: food [t], brooklyn [t] lunes, 6 de marzo, 2006 I could handle Lord of the Rings sweeping the Oscars last year. But Crash winning Best Picture... just... no. (Triumvirate x-posted like whoa)
Edit: 24 tonight - OMG! Edgar! ;_; C. Thomas Howell! :)
Next week: how does nerve gas eat through a seal made of rubber, I'm presuming?
22:29 Comment! (0) | Recommend! | Categories: oscars [t], television [t], movies [t], 24 [t] Take a couple of cues from Sting -- check domingo, 26 de febrero, 2006 It’s the eye of the tiger,
It’s the thrill of the fight,
Rising up to the challenge of our rival,
And the last known survivor
Stalks his prey in the night,
And he’s watching us all
With the eye of the tiger...
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