I haven't been here in a while...
In fact, I've gotten so unskilful at Nutang that I accidentally posted a completely blank entry just now. Woops.

Life's been ok lately. I remember the days when I was bouncing off the walls happy but now I think the real world has sobered me a bit...not that I like it. I hate it actually. I feel like something's missing...but I don't really know what it is.

I've found that over the past few months I've kinda turned into an asshole. I should say I'm not openly rude to people's faces, but I've gotten all judgmental and critical lately...and I don't know why. I think it's because I've stopped caring what other people think about me, and in the social setting when you don't care about what someone thinks, that's just rude. So here I am, rude Muffy.

So I'm trying to change my ways and go back to the old me (but still retain some of my newfound confidence and aggressive tactics because, honestly, it helps you get things done in life).

Actually, as I sit here and think about the matter, I've decided that I'm pretty much experiencing this apathy about my entire life. I'd be sad, if I cared enough to be sad . I feel kinda like an inanimate object.

Anyways, I'm working on it.

PS.
Oooh I see Nutang now has a fancy schmancy Facebook-esque chat bar...me likey

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THE TRIP WAS AWESOME

So many successes, and I loooved seeing everyone again...it's very depressing returning to reality after one of these trips, especially knowing you have finals coming up right when you get back. Oh, and I caught some nasty illness on the way back home...I think I have a little fever because I have that constant cold feeling, my face is stuffy, and my lymph nodes are swollen. But still! Good times...

I posted pics in the gallery if anybody wants to stalk. I will post a real update soon once the chaos of Finals is over...wish me luck. Muffy over and out!

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In a few hours I will be departing to the airport for Mason, Ohio where I will be teaching a jump rope workshop and performing my butt off. This trip (and place) is especially sacred, because it was the birth of The Philosophy, so I'm doubly excited.

Anyhow, while browsing the internet for same really random gift ideas, I came across the Origami Boulder, the most genius way to try and make money I've ever seen.

I will be seeing you all again on Sunday...Muffy is over and out!

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This was not photoshopped, I swear to Papagoya himself. Want proof? Muffy does it again.



Also, the disgusting face was not photoshopped. If you stalk me on Facebook you will have already seen these photos.

Finals week is approaching and I'm dreading it...especially since I will be distracted by a 4-day trip to Mason, Ohio where I will probably not study AT ALL. Failure is imminent.

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I am so freaking upset.

Oh and Happy Thanksgiving everyone. Anyways, as I was saying...

While I was at my uncle's house for Thanksgiving, he showed me Left 4 Dead (awesome video game, I won't go into the details) and I got hooked instantly. This game happens to be available through download for only $49.99 via a PayPal account, but my Nutang payout was only $42.15! I'm severely depressed right now. I don't know what else I could use my payout for...and I'm too scared to transfer those funds into my bank account because my neighbor got ripped off REALLY bad for connecting to his bank account. Albeit he was also doing an Ebay transaction, which means you're just bound to get ripped off, but still.

Anyways, I'm going to move on to other matters that I can bitch about. Like how my editor assigned me a story over Thanksgiving break. Grrr...now that I think about it, I really don't have much to complain about, but seriously, the principle of it is all wrong! I mean it IS my job, but this is break! People are trying to relax! I don't care about writing an article that nobody is going to read!

I'm trying to think of other things that I can complain about but there really isn't anything. I just have a lot facing me this weekend, and not all of it is school work.

*Sigh*, I will have an uplifting entry soon (I hope). I'm going to Mason, Ohio again so I should be back with some excellent tales of adventuring and causing chaos. Muffy over and out!

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On Facebook statuses:

_____ ______ parents found out about my MIP. sucks!! lol

Ahaha yeah lol! I thought they totally WEREN'T going to find out and then you could've posted a status that said "my parents didn't found out about my MIP. chyeaah!! lol" and then you could've still looked badass on the internet lol!!

Go back to high school.

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I think i'm bipolar.

I
change my mind
like a girl changes clothes

I
PMS
like a bitch
Katie Perry would know

[Edit] - Download Google Chrome.
No, I was not paid to say that. It's a simple, but awesome web browser that should probably replace Internet Explorer.
Pros:

• Simple, and very efficient


• The Incognito Window!


• Has the google search engine built in


• Has spell check


• Collects your most visited sites and displays a thumbnail whenever you open a new tab so you can click away

Cons:
My Nutang layout looks a little funky, but I can live with that.

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I return to Nutang to bring you this news:

"Batman, Turkey — Filmaker Chris Noland is being sued by Huseyin Kalkan, mayor of a town in southeastern Turkey called Batman.

Kalkan claims Noland, in combination with film studio Warner Bros., used the city’s name without permission, and is suing for royalties from The Dark Knight.

Kalkan claims there is only one Batman in the world, and that the American film producers used the name without informing the town’s inhabitants. He will be providing evidence of the city’s history to prove Batman predates the character first seen in 1939’s DC Comic’s Detective Comics #27."

What next? Based on Batman's legal pursuits, it is likely that the small village of Intercourse, PA will be sueing everyone in the world for royalties to sex. Get your baby making in now while you can still do it for free.

And here is what I'm going to register for next quarter:
Intro to Macroeconomics
Intro to Astrobiology
Biopsychology (my favorite, since it doesn't have the word "intro" tacked onto it to make me sound noobish)

I've decided that it's really not about WHAT classes you're taking, but how badass they sound when you say them.

"Yeah, I'm taking High-Energy Astrophysics. I create stars."

Muffy over and out!

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